Newborn Jamaican baby thrown out second floor of hospital by mother. Does not survive.

[lolwutdude]

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/30/jamaica-baby-thrown-out-window_n_802898.html[/url]

[quote]KINGSTON, Jamaica — Police in Jamaica say a woman killed a newborn baby girl by throwing her out a second-story window at the island's largest maternity hospital.

Constable Yanique Matthews says the infant was found dead Thursday morning outside Victoria Jubilee Hospital in the capital of Kingston.

The woman is still at large. Matthews said that police have not identified her and do not know if she is the baby's mother.

Hospital officials declined to comment.[/quote]

Fuck, that's gotta suck.

Edit: Rate me bad reading, and too late to change title, misread it.

apologies.

[Samiam]

I am sure she had her reasons.

The baby probably would slow her drug money.

[R3allybored]

That jamaican baby sure got high.

[fixture]

:sigh:

[Jeff the Hobo]

Title and Article aren't consistent, "thrown out second floor of hospital by mother", "do not know if she is the baby's mother."

[advancedlamb]

Title is dumb
"The woman is still at large. Matthews said that police have not identified her and do not know if she is the baby's mother."

They don't know if the mother killed the baby

[editline]30th December 2010[/editline]

ninja'd
:(

[Heidenreich]

was the "Does not survive." part Nesselrode?

[lolwutdude]

Whoops, my bad, misread it.

[advancedlamb]

[QUOTE=Heidenreich;27087394]was the "Does not survive." part Nesselrode?[/QUOTE]

was it a russian diplomat?

[S T]

sho aborted too late

[Swilly]

What the shit tacos!?

[Coffee]

Jamaica throw that baby?

No, she did it of her own accord.

[Superstormj]

[QUOTE=R3allybored;27087299]That jamaican baby sure got high.[/QUOTE]
Was bad, but definitely an A for effort :smithicide:

[Mr Skeltal]

[QUOTE=R3allybored;27087299]That jamaican baby sure got high.[/QUOTE]

I swear, jamaican me crazy! That wasn't that funny

[Boozy&Bitter]

This is partly why abortions should be legal.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Rubs10;27089695]This is partly why abortions should be legal.[/QUOTE]

She may have thrown [b]somebody else's baby[/b] out the window

RTFA

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;27087298]I am sure she had her reasons.

The baby probably would slow her drug money.[/QUOTE]

It's what Jamaica it

[Dr Kevorkian]

Jamaican some bad puns in here.
Come on people, there's a dread baby and you just sit there and Jamaica lot of bad jokes.

[Fuhrer]

[img]http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/300/300_skulls.jpg[/img]

THIS

IS

JAMAICAAAAAA!

[H11]

This story is Jamaican me sad.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;27094183]This story is Jamaican me sad.[/QUOTE]

This story is you're making me sad?

Don't quit your day job

[JLea]

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;27094183]This story is Jamaican me sad.[/QUOTE]

This is what i've been waiting for

[thisispain]

now i have the best one:

OP, jamaican me sad

[Samiam]

[QUOTE=thisispain;27094896]now i have the best one:

OP, jamaican me sad[/QUOTE]

that was terrible.

the noose is over there.

[thisispain]

sweet, free rope

[paramud]

[quote]Matthews said that police have not identified her and do not know if she is the baby's mother.[/quote]

Why not just... I dunno... Go through the hospital going "Hey, anyone missin' a baby? Anyone? Hey you, you lose your baby? No? Alright, tell me if you do though."