KC woman hauls butt-nekkid neighbor from her home by the beard
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Laurence K. Saunders[/QUOTE]
A 64-year-old woman fought off a neighbor and dragged him out of her house by his beard after he let himself into her Kansas City home and took his clothes off.
The woman said she awoke about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find her neighbor standing over her naked, according to court records. He allegedly grabbed her arm and said he was “just being friendly.” The woman grabbed his beard and dragged him to the door in the 3200 block of Oakland Avenue. As she tried to throw him out, he allegedly grabbed the woman’s throat. She picked up a tape measure and bonked it against the neighbor’s head three times. He then left.
The woman said she found the neighbor’s black shorts on her DVD player in her living room. She threw them outside at the neighbor, who was sitting on her deck, crying, according to court records. Police reports noted he had been drinking prior to the incident.
Jackson County prosecutors charged the neighbor, Laurence K. Saunders, with burglary, sexual misconduct and two counts of assault. He was in jail today in lieu of a $50,000 bond.
Court records said Saunders had let himself into the woman’s house on Monday, too. In that case, he walked in without knocking and told her that her dog had escaped out her rear door. He told her that “anyone could enter” because it was left open, according to court records.[/release]
I guess you could say... her neighbor sure had a wild hair :v:
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Amidoinitrite??
:wtc:
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seriously when does this shit actually happen
She found herself in a hairy situation
What the christ.
judging by the picture I'd say this guy had more than just a drink.
He's lucky she didn't beat him, then he'd be a stiff.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24722160]She found herself in a hairy situation[/QUOTE]
You gotta do it like this
I guess she found herself...
:frogc00l:
in a hairy situation.
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Just picture this man, BUTT-NAKED...
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I almost feel sorry for the guy. Probably senile or something.
DENNY CRANE!
[QUOTE=Noz;24722203]You gotta do it like this
I guess she found herself...
:frogc00l:
in a hairy situation.[/QUOTE]
[I]You found [U]herself[/U]?[/I] :v:
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Osama? Is that you?
I swear that guy touched me when I was 5/6
holy sweet mother of beard
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24722214][IMG]http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2010/09/08/11/laurence_saunders.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg[/IMG]
Just picture this man, BUTT-NAKED...
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It's Moses!
My state is so fucked up
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;24722768]holy sweet mother of beard[/QUOTE]
I might add also:
[B]By the beard of Zeus![/B]
oh god santa what happened
I wish I had a beard like that. Maybe not in situations like these, but still.
[QUOTE=jota de;24723594]I wish I had a beard like that. Maybe not in situations like these, but still.[/QUOTE]
you could raise a few birds in that thing
He was lonely, he just wanted some lovin :saddowns:
That's why he cried on the patio afterwards...
[QUOTE=Glitch360;24724536]He was lonely, he just wanted some lovin :saddowns:
That's why he cried on the patio afterwards...[/QUOTE]
Oh god, NOT THE BEARD! :byodood:
Looks like motherfuckin' Charlie Manson..
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24722150]:wtc:
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seriously when does this shit actually happen[/QUOTE]
This happens after 7 generations of inbreeding.
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Ho ho *buuurp*
Lol I like that you said KC.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;24742254]Lol I like that you said KC.[/QUOTE]
Kansas Facepunchers [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=93494&dateline=1269759305[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=62004&dateline=1268939209[/IMG]
I feel sorry for the man, he's extremely lonely. Does anyone think he has any surviving family left?
Also, for some reason I think he looks like Rasputin.
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