The World's first 'Ironic' Vaporwave mall has VHS tapes, fake plastic trees and live performances - Polidicks

"I eat music and acid comes out of my eyes"- Aileen Quintana [url]http://www.factmag.com/2016/09/23/first-ever-vaporwave-mall-miami/[/url] [QUOTE]Miami-based artist Aileen Quintana has created the world’s first-ever “vaporwave mall,” which will be featured at the III Points music, art, and technology festival taking place in Miami October 7-9. [b]Quintana’s piece promises to to take the internet music phenomenon, defined by its use of ‘80s muzak nostalgia, early computer graphics, kitsch colours and Japanese text, offline and into the real world, delivering a 6,000-square-foot immersive installation called Sunsets @ Noon to festival-goers. It will feature department stores, a food court, a VHS store and a salon, reports Billboard.[/b] The mall will also double up as a stage where artists, including locals Virgo, Uchi, Otto von Schirach and Rat Bastard will be given the chance to step up and perform.[/QUOTE]

Fake plastic trees? Are there real plastic trees that I don't know about or am I missing something?

[QUOTE=kloaz;51097673]Fake plastic trees? Are there real plastic trees that I don't know about or am I missing something?[/QUOTE] Yes. They're called plastic trees. Fake plastic trees is another term for wooden trees.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;51097685]Yes. They're called real wooden trees.[/QUOTE] but then what are real fake trees and what are fake real trees??

They are real fake trees. Every 80's mall had a selection of the finest plastic trees $30 could buy. [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LqXmU8jYRoI/T5mlXx51V2I/AAAAAAAACF8/nJuV0PMxFBM/s1600/cardcow_wallpaper.jpg[/t]

i approve of our aesthetic future

[t]https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Vaporwave_mall-616x440.jpg[/t] Can't wait to see this place in action.

[QUOTE=J!NX;51097690]but then what are real fake trees and what are fake real trees??[/QUOTE] Are there also real real trees and fake fake trees?

[QUOTE=kloaz;51097906]Are there also real real trees and fake fake trees?[/QUOTE] but what happens when someone makes a fake real real tree?

[QUOTE=J!NX;51097917]but what happens when someone makes a fake real real tree?[/QUOTE] Someone makes a real fake fake tree.

Will it be abandoned, though?

I think I might actually go to this

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51097831][t]https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Vaporwave_mall-616x440.jpg[/t] Can't wait to see this place in action.[/QUOTE] Looks to clean to be 80s Looks very modern with that glassy white architectural style

but what if you like vaporwave unironically like me

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;51097989]but what if you like vaporwave unironically like me[/QUOTE] Then you get to enjoy the [B][I]A E S T H E T I C S .[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;51097986]Looks to clean to be 80s Looks very modern with that glassy white architectural style[/QUOTE] I imagine they didn't build the mall itself.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51097831][t]https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Vaporwave_mall-616x440.jpg[/t] Can't wait to see this place in action.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah [media]https://youtu.be/7GBpolyI7Gc[/media]

so it's just a mall?

[QUOTE=mchapra;51098152]so it's just a mall?[/QUOTE] No its an aesthetic mall.

[QUOTE=pentium;51097713]They are real fake trees. Every 80's mall had a selection of the finest plastic trees $30 could buy. [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LqXmU8jYRoI/T5mlXx51V2I/AAAAAAAACF8/nJuV0PMxFBM/s1600/cardcow_wallpaper.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Isn't that the Mall from Commando?

It looks like the mall from Vice City.

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;51097986]Looks to clean to be 80s Looks very modern with that glassy white architectural style[/QUOTE] Vaporware is not the same as 80s See: [url]http://reddit.com/r/vaporwaveaesthetics[/url] [editline]24th September 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Thomo_UK;51098183]No its an aesthetic mall.[/QUOTE] A E S T H E T I C mall

[QUOTE=proboardslol;51098254] A E S T H E T I C mall[/QUOTE] ＭＡＬＬ

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51097831][t]https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Vaporwave_mall-616x440.jpg[/t] Can't wait to see this place in action.[/QUOTE] I feel like I've been to this mall like 20 times back when I was in Dubai

[QUOTE=Mabus;51098235]Isn't that the Mall from Commando?[/QUOTE] You're thinking of the Sherman Oaks Galleria: [t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/67/f7/3a67f7e671b144439b4884ab0af75677.jpg[/t] Commando, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Terminator 2, Innerspace, and Chopping Mall.

[QUOTE=halfer;51098145]Fuck yeah [media]https://youtu.be/7GBpolyI7Gc[/media][/QUOTE] Reminds me of the Croc theme. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwWkwQjWVY[/media]

wait do people go here ironically or unironically

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51099173]wait do people go here ironically or unironically[/QUOTE] Ｙｅｓ.

not enough pink and aqua

I hope the food court has a McDonald's so you can Ｅｎｊｏｙ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ while making angsty shitposts about how capitalism is destroying culture