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This actually works. This will actually turn you gay. Not only that, but I also figured out a way to revert it. This is the fruition of my many long years of research in Black Mesa East's psychology division. [b]WARNING: THIS REQUIRES EXTENSIVE COMPUTER HARDWARE KNOWLEDGE.[/b] [u]STEP 1[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nfCPL.png[/img] [u]STEP 2[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2FxpF.png[/img] [u]STEP 3[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ykSBd.png[/img] [u]STEP 4[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Km9wy.png[/img] [u]STEP 5[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hxJ32.png[/img] [u]STEP 6[/u] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qrucq.png[/img] [u][b]HOW TO TURN BACK[/b][/u] You just have to say the word you thought of the number of times you thought of, in a row, within 1 minute. Make sure you pronounce it correctly. And if you want to turn gay again, you can use the same toast. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Awesome guide, gonna try it out when I get enough millions, to make buying an iPad not matter.

so informative, now i know just in case zombies break out and eat all the straight people i can turn gay

I support this.

this actually makes sense there's still no way im ever buying an ipad

I ate my toast, is that bad? :ohdear:

Your drawings continue to amuse me. Please make more.

I'm so much gonna try this. -Can you make a tutorial for gay people, to turn straight?

[QUOTE=Sure;22309853]I'm so much gonna try this. -Can you make a tutorial for gay people, to turn straight?[/QUOTE] Follow all steps, including the last one, isnt that obvious?

What about the handjobs n stuff? :raise:

Would you get a larger dose of magical gayness if you used iPad 3G?

[QUOTE=Vinze;22309797]I ate my toast, is that bad? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You can't turn back now.

thanks man! i did it and it works 100% i just put on my best spandex gucci jumpsuit and am just about 2 go frollicing also do u have any guides on how best to cook the puppies? i dont want to burn them.

[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;22309921]thanks man! i did it and it works 100% i just put on my best spandex gucci jumpsuit and am just about 2 go frollicing also do u have any guides on how best to cook the puppies? i dont want to burn them.[/QUOTE] Troll, gay people don't eat puppies :colbert:

[QUOTE=Vinze;22309797]I ate my toast, is that bad? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Tell me you didn't put any marmalade on it.

Dude, my iPad didn't ship with the toast [IMG]http://cdn0.mattters.com/photos/photos/1618044/ipad-disassembly-20100417-600.jpg[/IMG] I'm e-mailing apple right now

[QUOTE=wewt!;22309951]Dude, my iPad didn't ship with the toast [img_thumb]http://cdn0.mattters.com/photos/photos/1618044/ipad-disassembly-20100417-600.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You got scammed with a Chinese knockoff

[QUOTE=mobrockers;22309894]Follow all steps, including the last one, isnt that obvious?[/QUOTE] Well, a gay person haven't done the word and number thingy.

[QUOTE=mobrockers;22309937]Troll, gay people don't eat puppies :colbert:[/QUOTE] i never said i was going to eat them. all gay people know that cooking puppies bring out the fabulousness.

[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;22309967]You got scammed with a Chinese knockoff[/QUOTE] God damnit, so that's why there was a toast ducktaped on the back of the case!

This did not work

Does anyone have apples support e-mail? Edit: nevermind

50+ readers of this thread rate me optimistic

Here, have a gaybow.

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I tried writing down my password but all I can see are asterixes.

Can someone make how to turn straight???

[QUOTE=Drasnus;22310320]I tried writing down my password but all I can see are asterixes.[/QUOTE] Someone sold you a chinese knockoff keyboard

im sorry this was dumb and unfunny

i might do this just for the puppies.