I was just complimenting his pants.
Today i was at a swim meet at a college, where there was a professional wrestling tournament going on simultaneously. After my swim meet, i passed by one of the wrestlers. He was wearing these very eye catching blue and yellow leather pants [sp]no homo[/sp] with the word "Bingo" plastered on his ass. My first instinct was to compliment his beautifully made pants, so i did. "Nice pants" i said as i walked on by paying no attention to his reaction. In hindsight i should have waited for a reaction, because he took this as an insult and came up behind me bringing me to the ground and putting me into a very awkward submissive position.
Security at the event convinced him to get off me, and as i was about to call the police to press charges, he came up and shook my hand while simultaneously slipping a large sum of money into my pocket, saying "just having some fun kid" as he makes a clicking noise with his tongue and walked away.
I don't know how to feel about today.
[editline] Just counted wad of money, he gave me $250.[/editline]
Just counted wad of money, he gave me $250.
I guess i should also mention that I am a male, and yes i did feel his peepee on my bunghole.
Stick it in his pooper.
For more cash.
He gave you money, consider yourself a professional man-whore. Expand on your new career.
I expected rape.
[editline]3rd December 2011[/editline]
Though you [I]did[/I] compliment his pants.
How much money?
wtf is a "swim meet", please explain.
Btw, how much?
[QUOTE=stev00;33557841]wtf is a "swim meet"[/QUOTE]
Where people bet on people swiming in chocolate milk.
[QUOTE=stev00;33557841]wtf is a "swim meet", please explain.
Btw, how much?[/QUOTE]
It's a swim event. It's just called a meet.
[QUOTE=stev00;33557841]wtf is a "swim meet", please explain.
Btw, how much?[/QUOTE]
i agree this whole story doesn't really make sense.
[QUOTE=stev00;33557841]wtf is a "swim meet", please explain.
Btw, how much?[/QUOTE]
Just counted, 250USD.
A swim meet is a official racing event for swimmers. a swim meet is to swimmers as a soccer game is to a soccer player.
where do the wrestlers come into play? "BINGO"? Please explain more.
Give me half of it and then spend the rest on hookers.
free money is always good!
blogpunch
OP should get that wrestler to be his sugar daddy.
Well, just take the money and pretend it never happened.
[QUOTE=timman;33557908]free money is always good![/QUOTE]
You're right, i should get raped by giant men more often!
Eeeeeh...
Is it wrong that I wouldn't of given a fuck if he gave me 250 dollars?
Calling of nosewise vile erotic rango tango things obscure mens most unified night ish sights man.
Yeah i bet you can find something that makes sense in that if you read closely.
i did it to get away. i regret nothing.
What in the fuck why did a complete stranger give you [B]two hundred and fifty dollars[/B] :v:
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;33558015]What in the fuck why did a complete stranger give you [B]two hundred and fifty dollars[/B] :v:[/QUOTE]
because thats bad business
edit:
i know this profession very well, but i took an arrow to the knee and now i cant anymore.
was it bryan danielson?
did you feel his thingy through his pants touch your bum-bum
OP you are now homosexual
The exciting career of a manwhore awaits you!
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I expected rape, that's hardly violating
The submissive position you speak of is probably a completely normal wrestling lock kind of thing.
I think he gave you money so you would be less interested in suing him.
take that $250 back right now and tell him it was a misunderstanding
[QUOTE=wlitsots;33558055]was it bryan danielson?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Bigger, balder, and bulkier.
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