My mom has a dildo in her bag and I am freaking out.
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Ok, the title explains most of it but. There is a story. I just now asked my mom for some gum. And she said she didn't have any. So I asked her could I check, and she said "sure." So I rummage through her bag and I see some sort of object, I move it and it's a fucking dildo. I quickly put it back and closed her bag. I just nonchalantly walked back up to my room. This is more of a telling thread than a "what do I do?" I keep on switching from laughing to being disgusted..
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lick it
Taste it.
Lick it.
:ninja:
Coat it in itching powder.
Shove it up your ass?
Hey, you never know when you need one! :colbert:
Hahahaha your mum uses a dildo dude. Deal with it.
What's wrong with that
[QUOTE=slinkman;28880550]Shove it up your ass?[/QUOTE]
Shove it in her ass?
Go to a public place and do this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeW3oKKnJr0[/media]
Also, Great thread OP! was a good read
All of the above. At once.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;28880562]Shove it in her ass?[/QUOTE]
mmmm
My mom has a large bag with about seven dildos of varying sizes, several anal porn DVDs, two books on sex, and several smaller DVDs that I can only assume are... Homemade.
So.
Yeah.
Glue it to the hood of your car and call it the dildo-mobile.
Argh, this isn't a joke :v: and I am not sticking anything up my ass except a finger when I'm bored.
Put some cayenne pepper on it.
:v:
Sounds like she wanted you to find it :v:
Post up some pics of your mom. I need to approve that she either needs the dildo or needs me.
I now want to go downstairs and act like and kid and say "Mom, what is this?" and take it out and show her. But I don't want to embarrass her, maybe I will leave it alone.
ohh noo. your mother masturbates, that's soo wrong dude!!
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28880688]I now want to go downstairs and act like and kid and say "Mom, what is this?" and take it out and show her. But I don't want to embarrass her, maybe I will leave it alone.[/QUOTE]
just pretend it never happened. why do you have to make such a big deal out of it?
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28880626]Argh, this isn't a joke :v: and I am not sticking anything up my ass except a finger when I'm bored.[/QUOTE]I hope you don't have a penis.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;28880564]Go to a public place and do this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeW3oKKnJr0[/media][/QUOTE]
haha that was great
Blackmail, somehow
she's holding it for your dad
[QUOTE=edopi;28880703]ohh noo. your mother masturbates, that's soo wrong dude!![/QUOTE]
Did you just make an account to post that....?
Oh nevermind, safe for now
[QUOTE=Quark:;28880706]I hope you don't have a penis.[/QUOTE]
Why?
8 year olds all up in this "OH MY GOD A DILDO EEEEEEE SOOOO GROSS"
I'm pretty sure most mums have dildos. Most just don't keep them in their handbag.
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28880730]Did you just make an account to post that....?
Oh nevermind, safe for now[/QUOTE]
no why would i? imo this ain't worth a thread.
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