well, i've decided to try my hands at an adventure type deal, seeing as the summer's leaving me with alot of free time now.
ah, right. couple o rules.
1. while this is non-serious, i'd like some creativity in posts. no "lolfap" posts.
2. this is going to be fun, yet awesome. so have fun with it!
3. if i haven't posted it yet, it's because i'm working on it. art takes time, so just sit tight and be patient. ok?
oh, and i'll pick suggestions after about 2-3 posts.
[B]it's a beautiful day in the country when you wake up. however, all isn't well... but what...[/B]
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[B]oh right, you can't remember a THING about who you are or what you look like! what color was your iris again? what kind of hat did you wear? did you bother to wear clothing? what was your name? these questions burned in your head, but what were the answers..?[/B]
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Name:Orion
Iris Color:green
Did you bother to wear anything: you hat...
Hat:tophat
Above with a monocle.
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A big one..
[B]oh right, right. your name was orion. silly you, forgetting your personal details like that.[/B]
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[B]suddenly, an explosion rocks the side of your house. "what made that explosion?" you ask yourself while deciding what to do next.[/B]
a broken rant war go wrong and blew up,making flaming after math pop up!
Your house is being bulldozed to make room for a highway.
Also, go to the bathroom and get your towel.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;22197358]Your house is being bulldozed to make room for a highway.
Also, go to the bathroom and get your towel.[/QUOTE]
Also go visit your suspicious friend who doesn't seem like he's from earth...
Possibly go to a pub and order a load of drinks. And nuts, you'll need the salts
It was your good friend Sylvester J. Brown knocking down the wall with a playing card. Go on an adventure with him!
Yes Shackles, Krten, Psibat, silber, crossu, and maybe josh. I said it. whatcha gonna do :D
[B]you decide to grab a towel for some odd reason, then head out the hole in your wall. outside, riding something they called a "bulldozer", was a man with a suspicious grin and a hardhat on. he says your house is scheduled for demolishing, and you need to go see the mayor if you want it saved. he also says something about rented mules or something.[/B]
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[B]you look down the road to the city. it's been quite a while since you visited. along the way, you wonder where to go first. the mayors office? the pub? perhaps a local hat store?[/B]
To the pub, get wasted :smug:
go to the hat store and buy yourself a fancy new Military cap.
Then go to the mayors office. Don't you want to save your house???
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then do what wolfe said
[B]you decide to take a detour to the hat store first. you've always been sort of.. obsessed with hats, much to other peoples' dismay. maybe it's a glandular problem.[/B]
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[B]you head into the store and... oh my. you almost faint from the sheer amount of hats inside. you check your wallet, and the news hits you: you only have enough for one hat... you frown.[/B]
spoiler: this is a major choice here. careful what you pick.
Major Meatballs army hat of DOOM!
No. its Major Meatball's Military Head-ware of Malevolence
Get it right :colbert:
:smug:
[B]you purchase the oddly familiar military helmet; you feel a bit more tough and gritty.[/B]
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[B]as you enter the mayors office, the worst looking woman you've ever seen tells you it'll be a few hours before you can come in. you look around, and the whole place is empty. it looks like you're going to need to get past her to get to the mayor.[/B]
slap that bitch and break the door down
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in other words.....
[B]USE YO MEATBALL POWAHS![/B]
[B]was that a giant talking meatball? no no, that's impossible. still, what it said was interesting.. a magic hat eh? ... it's worth a try. you strain and concentrate your power through the magic hat, the power of gods flows around you, accessing powerful skills! you charge your power, and summon a mighty force from the very heavens themselves! YOU SUMMON....[/B]
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[B]a giant flaming meatball. ... that was anticlimactic. still, at least you got rid of that woman and learned a new skill: "MEAT-EOR". should you do anything else before heading in to see the mayor?[/B]
A giant meatball killed her.
Why did all the hitchiker's guide references stop D:?
Go to ze Mayors offeece.
nao.
[B]you kick open the doors and storm into the mayor's office. he sits at his desk patiently, no signs of surprise on his face. "yes?" he says calmly. "I'M HERE ABOUT MY HOUSE! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP THE WRECKING CREW. NOW." you yell, to no affect. "... i will, but on one condition. you must find me something." "what thing? anything!" you say, your best memories in life lodged in your house. "you must find me the orb of unity. it is why we are tearing your house down." "what the hell's an orb of unity?" the mayor clears his throat and begins to tell you a tale. a long time ago, back in the middle ages, horrifying demons and monstrosities roamed free, killing anything they saw. they had no name, and knew nothing else but the feeling of blood on them. eventually, sacrificing their lives, a group of 12 powerful priests created the orb of unity, an item so powerful, it banished all the evil in the world, sealing it inside. however, the orb could not take the strain, and shattered into 4 parts: Power. Wisdom. Agility. Life. they scattered across the globe, never to be seen again.[/B]
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[B]the mayor gets up and looks you dead in your iris. "i fear the orbs may have been found by people with malicious intents. you MUST get those orbs back before it is too late. find them orion; but you can't do this alone. according to prophesy, only a group of adventurers filled with valor, spirit, integrity, and strength can find the orbs and save the universe. now go." he shuffles you out onto the streets. now what? you wonder. it's not like a [I]group of adventurers will appear out of nowhere. especially not ones that are from far off places like headfist.[/I][/B]
break dance on his desk, then continue with your quest
[B]AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE I JUMP IN![/B]
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[B]THIS ISNT A GROUP THIS IS A PAIR![/B]
....... hehe. Pair.
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any more?
[B]"nope, I think that's more then enough. welcome aboard!" orion says, subtly realizing the switch to 3rd person with the inclusion of outlaw. with the new party member onboard, the 2 began their search for more party members.[/B]
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[B]all party members gain 200 XP.[/B]
as they walk they find a retired army dude his specialty is Assault he carries lockpicks and couple rounds for a 9MM
yes, up to maybe 4 or 5 from what Falcon has told me.
Knock yourself out. the sooner there are party members the sooner the adventure can get on its way.
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