Hello. This is an interactive adventure of serious trauma and thrilling, braintwisting cliffhangers and other cool things, featuring in stories. In reallity: A badly drawn adventure of a blob, a slimy gooie thing, that can turn into whatever it wants. It just has to touch it, and it will be able to transform into it! The blob CAN transform into things on sight, but it might not get very good results. He can also morph into different shapes!
Now, on a serious note: Take a look at this bottle with pee!
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Good job, now forget it and take a look at the BLOB! You can name him if you want, i will pick the best one.
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As you might be able to see, the blob has been captured by his owner. Now, how would he escape? If he had the intention to do so, of course!
Have fun.
(I am new to using MSPaint, but i will update frequently, and you might be able to see progress with my drawings!)
Call him Blobmeister.
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And transform into the shape of the pee, so it can flow out, then morph back when all the pee is out of the jail.
If it can't see the pee, morph into a tiny little shape so it can get through the bars.
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Or just transform into air, and make wind to get out, then transform back-
[QUOTE=Wirexia;31669827]Call him Blobmeister. Or just transform into air, and make wind to get out, then transform back-[/QUOTE]
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look at your owner's pool supplies. He has chlorine. Turn into chlorine gas.
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Blobmeister finds the chlorine. He is now able to turn into Chlorine gas!
Transform into the shelf (only the shelf), then make some noise, spin at a neck breaking speed, and then when the man who lives in the house comes down, decapitate him by cutting his head off.
Okay, Blobmeister turned into a shelf and attempted to jump and...
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Blobmeister can't jump, nor spin. He's a shelf, a sad one. He can produce liquid from his shelf-ish eyes though.
Transform into the cage and trap the next thing to come down the stairs.
Turn into the stairs, then move the stairs and take it's place, then make some noise so the man comes down, and when he goes down on you (:v:) tip over or something, horribly crushing him.
transform into a long noodle and slither upstairs and through the door lock.
Transform into Zakkin's waffle, but be filled with chlorine. Then when the man smells the oh so delicious waffle, he'll eat some of it and die.
Blobmeister bounces to Facepunch.com and touches Zakkin's "Waffle" several times. And hard.
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Now, look at this delicious waffle, filled with nice chlorine!
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Good job, you have now killed your owner. The only bad thing is this:
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You are now inside a dead man's body. Have fun.
(I know the last drawing sucks, i am tired as fuark. I will put more effort into it next time!)
Turn into the man!
Get a job, earn a living, and then when you're old and have wife and kids, reveal that you were a BLOB ALL ALONG
I got a better idea!
Go down to the dead man's testicles, and inside them. Then turn into billions of small blob-eggs, and because you're in the man's testicles, all the eggs will fertilise because of the semen. Then wait for them to hatch, and suddenly you have a billion medium-sized human-blob hybrids which are shapeshifters too. Shouldn't be a problem taking over the world.
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And enslave all the furries, bronies and stuff like that. Weaboos too.
You just made my search for testicles on google, to get to know what the insides of them look like. I hope you are satisfied with yourself! The drawing will be here soon.
You Approach the testicle!
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Blobmeister is surprised to see Pierce Hawthorn racially asking 50 Cent to give him more wine, because he is black. All of this happening in a testicle. Many questions flow through his mind. What to do? Why does Pierce and 50 live in a mans testicle? Where does the poo go from the toilet?