Maybe this isn't the right place to type it but I really to calm myself down so that I won't go back to the gates of hell.
This all started a few summers ago. The neighbours left of us were an older couple, they decided to move to smaller apartment so that they wouldn't have so much to clean any more. In return we got a normal looking fellow with a Polish wife, all was nice an dandy until big momma moved in and polish wife got kicked out.
Example of how she looked when she moved in: [img]http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/left4dead411/l4d-boss-art-boomer.jpg[/img]
At every summer they would delight us with their fried food, the stench was so reeking that I could even smell it when I played some games. There is a storage room, a fence and three walls but yet it could penetrate it all. And imagine that smell accompanied with the shittiest music ever made, Dutch folk.
Example of shitty folk: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPykZODdUM8[/url]
After a while we discovered that boomer had a hobby she really enjoyed, gossiping. So every now and then we could hear her screaming to her neighbours that my dad was X, my mom was Y and that I really should go to the barber. So as you could guess it lead to a confrontation. My mom exploded when she heard boomer call her a whore for the 100th time and started saying to her that she should mind her own business. Boomer's husband came outside took boomer inside and scolded her and the gossiping stopped for a while.
It's half way 2009 and she started a diet a while back, mainly of not eating anything we think. we hear that's she taking the piss at all of us again, we just laugh it off because the cunt doesn't know any better.
Example of ''skinny boomer'' : [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/l4d-boss-art-boomer1.png[/img]
now 2010 19 march around the afternoon, A while ago I stopped with my study so I can sleep a lot (Which I am enjoying) I hear the doorbell going and ignore it at first. Peeking through the curtains I almost see someone driving away but there comes SNBoomer and starts shouting (her only volume is shout, she can't talk or whisper.) if he was here for her and the man answers that he was only here for us. She then continues to shout that she knows we're home and that we never open the door. I will admit most the times I just say fuck it when I'm upstairs gaming with music on. But my parents open the door most of the times.
So I am laying there on my bed looking between the curtains seeing what's she's doing and hearing what she has to say, so I decide to just go to the door so that she will shut up. I arrive at the door and the first thing she says is ''Look who is finally awoke..... He should really go to the barber.... '' And some more bullshit. I answer the guy who was at the door and I get inside, but the way she handled that pissed me so much off that I went to her house and ringed the bell. She opened and I told her that she should have some courtesy next time. And I shit you not after I was done this is what she all said:
I am gay, I am afraid of the outside, my mom is a dumb little fashion queen, my abuse our animal, we are disgusting people and my dad is an odd one. She finished it off that she dislikes us kind of people and slams the door shut. While she was summing my family up I was shaking with anger and trying to hold it all in, just thinking that a police force slamming on the ground and cuffing me wouldn't be in my best interest. I get home and I am starting to shake of anger and calling my dad that if she does this sort of thing again that I won't know what ill do. Cause honestly I wouldn't mind seeing her choke in her own blood.
So facepunch, is there a way I can get her to shut up but not spending jail time? My dad wanted to call the cops, but I don't think they can do anything. And I really really don't like spending a few years in jail.
/rant
Start a petition or something. I'm sure your neighbours are just as displeased by her as you all are.
Kill the bitch.
Get the picture of the skinny boomer, print it out and give it to her and say "I drew a picture of you :3:"
Just tell her how no one likes her and that she's a noisy bitch and everyone wishes she would just keel over and die. That'll give her a hint.
Send her spam mail, Show her
Fuck her.
[QUOTE=Killowatt;20831011]Fuck her.[/QUOTE]
Imagine all that extra skin.
Yum yum yum
Just shoot her with a shotgun. If your dad goes hunting, a shotgun will be easily aquired.
You live next door to Gabe?
take a dump through her letter box
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[QUOTE=Doug52392;20831027]You live next door to Gabe?[/QUOTE]
Funny man.
Just Throw a massive piece of dinosaur shit at her!
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20831027]You live next door to Gabe?[/QUOTE]
Maybe a bastard offspring, but yeah jail time doesn't look like a promising future. Also she is a sexoholic, with a lot of bastard offsprings herself and those hate her as well.
And for the humiliation thing, I doubt she would give a shit. Knowing her she'd just scream at me for doing so and making gay signs.
Does the police take things like these seriously? Cause she's just asking for a good falcon punch.
Charge her with slander.
Charge her with defamation of character.
Hire Lankist as your lawyer and SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE
Lankist is so good he can rip the bitch's words out of mid air and strangle her with them.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;20831207]Lankist is so good he can rip the bitch's words out of mid air and strangle her with them.[/QUOTE]
What does Lankist's ass taste like?
[QUOTE=mynames2long;20830962]Kill the bitch.[/QUOTE]
'tis the only resort.
Can't you sue her for slander?
For all the people saying I could maybe sue her for slander, Ill wait for my dad to come home and see if there is a way we can get her ass out off the neighbourhood.
Fun fact: They got forced to move out of the other neighbourhood as well after the neighbours started becoming a bit too threatening to them.
place stinkbombs around her house, daily
Poison a box of Twinkies. Correct me if I'm wrong FP, but I think fat bitches love Twinkies. Or, bake her a cake. Hell, I'll send you that Lethal Ingestion hot sauce. That way, you can listen to the agony of her bowel tract being set ablaze by Indian spices.
Win.
Yell "Fuck you fatty!" whenever you have the chance to do so. Or better still, throw eggs and crap at her windows/car/front door.
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[QUOTE=Identity;20831945]Poison a box of Twinkies. Correct me if I'm wrong FP, but I think fat bitches love Twinkies. Or, bake her a cake. Hell, I'll send you that Lethal Ingestion hot sauce. That way, you can listen to the agony of her bowel tract being set ablaze by Indian spices.
Win.[/QUOTE]
Disregard my idea, this is much more better.
egg her house @ night with friends, and run away, she'll have no evidence it was you....
I lol'd at that music... that must SUCK to have to listen to
Call the cops on her. If I'm not mistaken, what she's doing is still punishably by Dutch law.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20830896]
I am gay, I am afraid of the outside, my mom is a dumb little fashion queen, my abuse our animal, we are disgusting people and my dad is an odd one.[/QUOTE]
Well how do we know this isn't true?
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