• Ebola Victims Rise From the Dead
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Wow... [URL]http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html[/URL] [QUOTE]Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba. But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The New Dawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.[/QUOTE]
Ebola creates zombies now? Oh fuck! We're done for!
Oh Jesus CHRIST IT'S JESUS CHRIST
It's happening.
It's time boys, the zombie apocalypse we've all been waiting for!
Left 4 dead 3 to take place in Africa
[quote]News of the resurrection of the two victims has reportedly created panic in residents of Hope Village Community and Ganta at large, with some citizens describing Dorris Quoi as a ghost, who shouldn't live among them. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting.[/quote] Someone will be murdered by an angry crowd. Calling it now. Prove me wrong, Africa.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;46072675]Left 4 dead 3 to take place in Africa[/QUOTE] Zombie Rhinos and Giraffes
How coincidental that the only two resurrections from ebola patients is in the same county, whoda thunk it?
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;46072684]Someone will be murdered by an angry crowd. Calling it now. Prove me wrong, Africa.[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/br.png[/img]
Can I create a new religion based around this?
Send... more... paramedics....
I don't understand. Wtf happened?
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca-_iqHSgsE[/MEDIA] Pretty creepy
I can't wait to shout "This used to be a nice neighborhood!"
[media]http://soundcloud.com/grahamdonnelly/bennelli-pump-action-shotgun[/media]
shit resident evil 5 is happening where's my muscle bound chris redfield
probably didn't confirm the death all that well. stuff like this has happened here sometimes
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46072873]shit resident evil 5 is happening where's my muscle bound chris redfield[/QUOTE] Time to punch boulders!
Sounds like Lazarus syndrome
Were they brain dead? I mean, the doctors who determined the deaths, were they brain dead?
[QUOTE=Kardia;46072997]Were they brain dead? I mean, the doctors who determined the deaths, were they brain dead?[/QUOTE] They could have managed to squeeze past the symptoms, and maybe the doctors were just exhausted and had too many patients on their hands?
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46073004]They could have managed to squeeze past the symptoms, and maybe the doctors were just exhausted and had too many patients on their hands?[/QUOTE] I'm not saying the doctors are to blame for being brain dead. Their brains are frying dealing with the dying.
So, they just jumped the gun at announcing death, and were wrong?
[video=youtube;4O7-_4Df1mQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O7-_4Df1mQ[/video]
They most likely were in a comatose state and they misdiagnosed their...deaths.
Even if ebola could raise people from the dead, I'm pretty certain all your organs liquefying into ebolavirus probably doesn't do wonders for the motor system..
[video=youtube;EOQcnliEjXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOQcnliEjXM[/video]
only the american who grew stronger after getting ebola can save us now.
Necroa virus confirmed.
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