Antichrist - Every Time You Fuck, God Kills A Baby - General

Yesterday I had shitload of friends stay overnight so we could watch the new movie Antichrist. Who doesn't know it's an award winner of some film festival and the story goes about this: Ironically when the He and she are making a babby, their kid suicides and leaves some emotional scarring on she. they go and fuck about in a forest, to cure the bitch from her phobias by jumping on stones and crossing a wooden bridge or some shit. They go to their cabin where they fuck some more and the next morning the lady is cured from her phobias. Now You may hope it turns into a cool slasher flick with atheistic messages to it, but it takes a turn to the worse as she goes psycho while a deer walks about, shitting out it's young, a fox eats itself and a raven doesn't die. Here's some other info on the film: Cast: He:Willem DaFoe She: Charlotte Gainsbourg Director and writer: Lars von Trier And a picture to keep you focused: [IMG]http://i.indiewire.com/images/uploads/i/antichrist.jpg[/IMG] My opinion: Let me start by saying, that the cameraman has balls. Every time you tought he'd turn away, he just focuced on the action and zoomed in. That was awesome. This flick is more gruesome and painful than all the SAWs multiplied with eachother. There were parts where my whole gang was curled up and weeping in the corner of my sofa. It's not just the pure gore that makes it like so, it's the slapstick humour it has to it. A slapstic humor performed by an emotionless bureocrat with fucked up sex fantasies. Sure we had our fun, trying to figure out what the fuck was it really about, but I, personally am torn between two final conclusions: A) It's a porno movie trying to have a deep story for wider audience in the 'artsy' people B) A Prequel to Bambi. [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/]A link for people too stupid to use Google.[/url]

What the fuck

Pretty much.

uhh

Ow wow. Lets fuck even more! We can help the world's birth rate even out with its death rate! gogogogogogogogogoooo

Lars Von Trier is a genius. He can do whatever he wants.

How the ass is this related to the antichrist (or how do asses relate to the antichrist)

That film is boring crap. [editline]03:49PM[/editline] It had nothing of appeal to it, it wasn't touching, moving, shocking, nothing.

*cough*

Chapter one and 3 were the most intresting. Chapter one cause it was hot and a little cunt died, chapter 3 cause it got intresting there.

how is babby formed

See this is the kind of shit movies we make in Denmark. Lars Von Trier is fucking insane. I'm ashamed.

They need to do way instain mother> :ninja: 'd

[QUOTE=Faunts;18384175]how is babby formed[/QUOTE] how is babby died

You just watched it for the sex scenes, didn't you

Well Because of my friend. She insisted us. Then she spend half of the movie weeping under the blanket.

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;18384268]Well Because of my friend. She insisted us. Then she spend half of the movie weeping under the blanket.[/QUOTE] SHE? :q: DO IT!

:wtc: I don't know if I should watch it but I can't miss a prequel to Bambi :(

[QUOTE=YoMother;18384322]The part where she [sp]cut off her clit[/sp] was horrible. In a good way I guess.[/QUOTE] When she [sp]Logged his dick[/sp] we tought that was the climax, but then she did just that and we all were like :geno:

I'm gonna watch this with my girlfriend later, gonna be fun :q:

That movie should have had "I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse playing in the scene when she [sp]jerked him off and he, well, came blood[/sp].

[QUOTE=Muscar;18384360]I'm gonna watch this with my girlfriend later, gonna be fun :q:[/QUOTE] GEt all horny up on the first part. and try to keep it up on the third part.

Watched this with gf the other week, pretty disturbing. Seemed to be predominantly psychologically-based horror for the first half.

This isn't one of those films you watch with other people. This is one of those films you watch on your laptop... with a box of Kleenex

[QUOTE=TINCAN;18384447]with a box of Kleenex[/QUOTE] Presumably that's to wipe up the vomit. Very overhyped film

looks shit

If everytime I fuck, god kills a baby, but everytime I fuck I create a baby! :psyduck:

This is why I'm proud of being a Dane :denmark:

I read quite a few reviews of this and they all said it was overhyped but I want to see it for myself. Sounds fucked up either way.

A fox eats itself? I have to see this.