Man falls in love with pillow. Has a picture of 12 year old anime girl on it. - Polidicks

[quote]Nisan didn’t mean to fall in love with Nemutan. Their first encounter — at a comic-book convention that Nisan’s gaming friends dragged him to in Tokyo — was serendipitous. Nisan was wandering aimlessly around the crowded exhibition hall when he suddenly found himself staring into Nemutan’s bright blue eyes. In the beginning, they were just friends. Then, when Nisan got his driver’s license a few months later, he invited Nemutan for a ride around town in his beat-up Toyota. They went to a beach, not far from the home he shares with his parents in a suburb of Tokyo. It was the first of many road trips they would take together. As they got to know each other, they traveled hundreds of miles west — to Kyoto, Osaka and Nara, sleeping in his car or crashing on friends’ couches to save money. They took touristy pictures under cherry trees, frolicked like children on merry-go-rounds and slurped noodles on street corners. Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.” Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase — a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric. In the game, which is less a game than an interactive visual novel about a schoolyard romance, Nemu is the loudmouthed little sister of the main character, whom she calls nisan, or “big brother,” a nickname Nisan adopted as his own when he met Nemu. When I joined the couple for lunch at their favorite all-you-can-eat salad bar in the Tokyo suburb of Hachioji, he insisted on being called only by this new nickname, addressing his body-pillow girlfriend using the suffix “tan” to show how much he adored her. Nemutan is 10, maybe 12 years old and wears a little blue bikini and gold ribbons in her hair. Nisan knows she’s not real, but that hasn’t stopped him from loving her just the same. “Of course she’s my girlfriend,” he said, widening his eyes as if shocked by the question. “I have real feelings for her.” At 37, Nisan is already balding, and his remaining hair has gone gray. “I can’t eat meat because of my diabetes,” he said, chomping on a forkful of lettuce and okra. “I’m just an unlucky guy.” As Nisan and I talked, Nemutan stared demurely at her pumpkin soup. It was a national holiday, and the restaurant was packed with young families. Several mothers gave Nemutan inquisitive looks, but the majority seemed not to notice her. Nisan told me that not long ago he had a real girlfriend, but that she dumped him. He carries Nemutan almost everywhere he goes, though he is more self-conscious about it than he may seem at first. “Some people don’t find this funny,” he said, “and it also takes up a lot of room.” He treats her the way any decent man would treat a girlfriend — he takes her out on the weekends to sing karaoke or take purikura, photo-booth pictures imprinted on a sheet of tiny stickers. In the few hours we spent together, I watched him position her gently in the restaurant booth and later in the back seat of his car, making sure to keep her upright and not to touch her private parts. He doesn’t take her to work, but he has a backup body pillow with the same Nemutan cover inside his desk drawer in case he has to work late at his tech-support job. “She’s great for falling asleep with on an office chair.” Nisan has seven Nemutan covers in total — he buys them at Internet auctions and at fan conventions whenever he finds a good deal (he paid $70 for the original). If one gets too faded and dirty from overuse, he layers a new one over it. On the day that I first met Nisan and Nemutan, Nisan was carrying a new Nemutan cover in his bag in case she needed to look fresh for a photograph. He knows it’s weird for a grown man to be so obsessed with a video-game character, but he just can’t imagine life without Nemutan. “When I die, I want to be buried with her in my arms.” Nisan is part of a thriving subculture of men and women in Japan who indulge in real relationships with imaginary characters. These 2-D lovers, as they are called, are a subset of otaku culture— the obsessive fandom that has surrounded anime, manga and video games in Japan in the last decade. It’s impossible to say exactly what portion of otaku are 2-D lovers, because the distinction between the two can be blurry. Like most otaku, the majority of 2-D lovers go to work, pay rent, hang out with friends (some are even married). Unlike most otaku, though, they have real romantic feelings for their toys. The less extreme might have a hidden collection of figurines based on anime characters that they go on “dates” with during off hours. A more serious 2-D lover, like Nisan, actually believes that a lumpy pillow with a drawing of a prepubescent anime character on it is his girlfriend. According to many who study the phenomenon, the rise of 2-D love can be attributed in part to the difficulty many young Japanese have in navigating modern romantic life. According to a government survey, more than a quarter of men and women between the ages of 30 and 34 are virgins; 50 percent of men and women in Japan do not have friends of the opposite sex. One of the biggest best sellers in the country last year was “Health and Physical Education for Over Thirty,” a six-chapter, manga-illustrated guidebook that holds the reader’s hand from the first meeting to sex to marriage.[/quote] (Story is long, continued on the website) [url]http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=3&ref=magazine[/url] [img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/07/26/magazine/26phenom-500.jpg[/img] [img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/07/26/magazine/26phenom.1-650.jpg[/img] Searched and didn't see it. Was only reported a week ago.

Japanese people are weird

Cute.

Theirs an Asian guy that looks just like him that lives next to my house :tinfoil:

I saw this in a news paper.

God damn weeaboos.

ahahahah what.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;16310182]Japanese people are weird[/QUOTE] No doubt.

[highlight]I FOUND HIS BLOG[/highlight] [url]http://blogs.dion.ne.jp/love_nemu/[/url]

how did you find out about me?

Who falls in love with a anime character? It's just weird. I prefer real people.

This actually helps me out a lot, I needed to write an article on a subculture for my Sociology class. :D

[QUOTE=poryon2;16310254]God damn weeaboos.[/QUOTE] He can't be a weaboo, he's Japanese D: I thought weaboos where people from the west who obsess over animé and manga and such.

I sleep on my pillow everyday doesn't mean I cut a hole in it and rape it

[QUOTE=woshey;16310359]how did you find out about me?[/QUOTE] kool keef told me [editline]07:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Garion;16310341][highlight]I FOUND HIS BLOG[/highlight] [url]http://blogs.dion.ne.jp/love_nemu/[/url][/QUOTE] hoyl shit he has xbox. im gonna add him as a friend

Must be some kind of side effect from those nukes you yanks dropped on 'em.

so ronery

[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16310459]He can't be a weaboo, he's Japanese D: I thought weaboos where people from the west who obsess over animé and manga and such.[/QUOTE] Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:

i wonder when he's going to shoot himself

[QUOTE=Armotekma;16310469]I sleep on my pillow everyday doesn't mean I cut a hole in it and rape it[/QUOTE] Neither does he. He respects and loves his pillow, and only touches her private parts when she consents. Japanese people are weird.

I kinda feel sorry for these kind of people. So very very ronery. [QUOTE=poryon2;16310578]Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:[/QUOTE] A completely different thing. Racism means to judge someone based on the colour of their skin. Weeaboo is a definition of western people obsessed with Japan and it's culture, mainly because of anime. Otaku is a definition of someone obsessed with anime, which is appliable to Japanese themselves.

[QUOTE=poryon2;16310578]Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:[/QUOTE] You are short sighted... Since when is racism about black people?

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[QUOTE=poryon2;16310578]Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:[/QUOTE] a weeaboo is a person obsessed about japan, only eats pocky and ramen and whatever shit, mixes japanese with english and only watch stuff like naruto and bleach and whatsoever. your comparison made no sense whatsoever. [quote=urban dictionary]Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find alot of these faggots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore. Synonym of wapanese. [/quote]

Somebody needs to get a life.

These people are the rotten apples of the world. These kind of people need to be removed...

[QUOTE=poryon2;16310578]Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:[/QUOTE] Because black people [i]invented[/i] racism :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=dgg;16310611]I kinda feel sorry for these kind of people. So very very ronery. A completely different thing. Racism means to judge someone based on the colour of their skin. Weeaboo is a definition of western people obsessed with Japan and it's culture, mainly because of anime. Otaku is a definition of someone obsessed with anime, which is appliable to Japanese themselves.[/QUOTE] I'm so sorry for misusing your definition of a lonely anime nerd.

I fucking hate anime and everyone who like it

[QUOTE=poryon2;16310578]Oh then I guess black people can't be racist because they're black. :downs:[/QUOTE] No the W in weeaboo(Or the word wapanese) means white. Stupid However the REAL word that describes anyone who is obsessed is Japanophile Anyways what a freak