You are NOT going to believe what's just happened to me.
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You are probably going to think I'm making this up, but I shit you not.
So I was taking a crap, like usual, but something different happened this time. Errr ok here it goes: [B]THE TURD MADE ME COME[/b] :geno:.
For some reason, as the turd -a big one, I might add- was making its way out of my arse, a little stream of cum came out, splattering the toilet bowl. I was like :wtc:?!
I mean, it's not like I had an orgasm, but actual cum came out of my cock!
So I finished my business and then I flushed that fucker down, along with the drop of cum running down the bowl.
I still can't believe I was raped by a turd :geno:.
Did this ever happened to any of you guys? is this normal?? Dr. Facepunch, please help!! :/
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Haha raped by a turd, that's a good one. I hope you made a mess in the restroom
Seems like you need some medical marijuana
Maybe it had something to do with your prostate... or maybe you're a sick fuck. I don't know.
I think you might be gay bro
[QUOTE=r4nk_;19042667]I think you might be gay bro[/QUOTE]
I refuse to be called a gay man because of this incident :/
the turd stimulated your prostate causing you to orgasm
The shit stimulated your prostate- this is why taking a large shit feels good (as does anal sex to some guys)
fuck you racoon i was first bitch
case closed.
:geno:
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;19042698]The shit stimulated your prostate- this is why taking a large shit feels good (as does anal sex to some guys)
fuck you racoon i was first bitch[/QUOTE]
owned
Id be terrified to take another dump if i were you
Why on Earth did you feel inclined to tell us about this?
[QUOTE=raccoon12;19042692]the turd stimulated your prostate causing you to orgasm[/QUOTE]
Thank you man-- I mean Dr. Facepunch, I appreciate it :D
But, what if this happens again? This is the FIRST time something like this happened to me :confused:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=850295[/url]
You're welcome
pay close attention to the [b]Poophoria[/b] section
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19042592]
I mean, it's not like I had an orgasm, [/QUOTE]
Get a refund, dude.
Dude, you could have prostate cancer. Go get checked out.
[img]http://kidicarus222.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Dexters_Lab-753378.jpg[/img]
I don't know what to make of this.
Once I thought I came from my asshole. It was just like cum from my ass, but it would come out whenever I farted. It turned out to be stomach flu rare side-effect.
by turd, you mean penis right?
Did you jerk off right after you took the shit ?
Cause it might be just some left over cum.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;19042955]by turd, you mean penis right?[/QUOTE]
Turd means poo.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19042687]I refuse to be called a gay man because of this incident :/[/QUOTE]
Sorry you're gay. For the rest of your life, you can pretend to be hetero for the rest of your life but deep inside you'll still know, you're gay.
Wait until you have anal seepage when you sleep :q:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19042829]Thank you man-- I mean Dr. Facepunch, I appreciate it :D
But, what if this happens again? This is the FIRST time something like this happened to me :confused:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4268/shitg.jpg[/IMG]
...somehow relevant
[QUOTE=Montroze;19043290][IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4268/shitg.jpg[/IMG]
...somehow relevant[/QUOTE]
no it's not, it's also not funny
An MS paint pic would really drive this thread home
[QUOTE=r4nk_;19043301]An MS paint pic would really drive this thread home[/QUOTE]
[url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url]
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;19042698]The shit stimulated your prostate- this is why taking a large shit feels good (as does anal sex to some guys)
fuck you racoon i was first bitch[/QUOTE]
It's because there are many nerve endings along the rectum, the prostate is only part of it.
Take 100 shits
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