Make your meat taste and look like meat: Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
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[quote]I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.
Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."[/quote]
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is this a communist plot to enforce american stereotypes?
This is all a ploy to stop Muslims from procreating; I call conspiracy!
[QUOTE=axelord157;40089205]This is all a ploy to stop Muslims from procreating; I call conspiracy![/QUOTE]
That doesn't really make sense? Wouldn't encouraging Muslims to use condoms be a ploy to stop them from procreating?
This is the exact opposite... It is like telling Muslims not to use these condoms...
[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/13/bacon-baconalia-has-it-gone-too-far]A rare exception to Betteridge's law of headlines[/url]
[QUOTE=axelord157;40089205]This is all a ploy to stop Muslims from procreating; I call conspiracy![/QUOTE]
yes because you need a condom on to get pregnant or else it won't work
My meat already tastes like meat if you bite down hard enough.
OH MAN GUYS BACON XD
I'm kind of surprised this fetishization of bacon hasn't run its course yet. I mean, I'll fully admit that I like bacon, but this is just stupid.
Well.. i do fucking adore chubby girls.
maybe this will attract them?
But isn't it supposed to be manly straight men that like bacon?
Are we telling men to suck their own cocks? :v:
people put condoms on their penises.
good so you don't have make a mess with your barbecue sauce
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smell like bacon
taste like bacon
just avoid zombies
Brings a whole new meaning to porking someone.
I'm trying to imagine what it was like testing this product...
[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;40089647]I'm trying to imagine what it was like testing this product...[/QUOTE]
Probably walking around the lab acting like you're chewing gum, except instead of gum it's a condom and instead of making your breath smell good it makes it smell like meat and lube.
I never got flavored condoms
there are no taste buds in the vagina and a blowjob with a condom on is silly
[QUOTE=Justjake274;40091155]I never got flavored condoms
there are no taste buds in the vagina and a blowjob with a condom on is silly[/QUOTE]
People use condoms for STI protection, so no condoms with blowjobs isn't silly.
[QUOTE=Justjake274;40091155]I never got flavored condoms
there are no taste buds in the vagina and a blowjob with a condom on is silly[/QUOTE]
Maybe for you.
Now, I can't speak with any experience, but I can't imagine a penis tasting that great to suck on. I imagine the flavored condom isn't so much for the receiver of the blowjob, but more the giver.
Not everything's about you, you know. Besides, if it tastes like something your partner enjoys, it may even make them more receptive to giving head. Just be careful they don't forget they're not enjoying the real thing and start biting down...
[QUOTE]3 latex condoms, one delicious bacon strip[/QUOTE]
...Did they put real bacon in the box or something?!
I'm afraid I might lose my dick if I were to use bacon condoms
I think this would appeal more to woman if the condom looked and tasted like chocolate. Well maybe not look like chocolate since it could be mistaken for rear entry.
I don't really understand the bacon obsession in America. Sure, it's tasty for being such a low tier meat, but it's trash compared to something like prime rib or just steak in general.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;40089517]good so you don't have make a mess with your barbecue sauce[/QUOTE]
If I were a pornstar using these condoms, your name would be perfect.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;40092256]I don't really understand the bacon obsession in America. Sure, it's tasty for being such a low tier meat, but it's trash compared to something like prime rib or just steak in general.[/QUOTE]
Same reason with fast food: it's cheaper and easier.
[QUOTE=The golden;40089107]Bacoms.[/QUOTE]
No, bacondoms.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;40091397]Maybe for you.
Now, I can't speak with any experience, but I can't imagine a penis tasting that great to suck on. I imagine the flavored condom isn't so much for the receiver of the blowjob, but more the giver.
Not everything's about you, you know. Besides, if it tastes like something your partner enjoys, it may even make them more receptive to giving head. Just be careful they don't forget they're not enjoying the real thing and start biting down...[/QUOTE]
Cunnilingus generally tastes alright; I imagine that as long as the man has proper hygiene and whatnot a blowjob wouldn't taste that bad either.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;40092372]Cunnilingus generally tastes alright; I imagine that as long as the man has proper hygiene and whatnot a blowjob wouldn't taste that bad either.[/QUOTE]It tastes like skin, nothing more.
So not that big a deal.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;40092626]It tastes like skin, nothing more.
So not that big a deal.[/QUOTE]
Without going too in-depth given that some people may be eating dinner or breakfast, you must remember that there are all sorts of glands and natural lubricants and whatnot doing their thing down there.
I'd argue that it very much doesn't taste like just skin
[QUOTE=Maloof?;40092773]Without going too in-depth given that some people may be eating dinner or breakfast, you must remember that there are all sorts of glands and natural lubricants and whatnot doing their thing down there.
I'd argue that it very much doesn't taste like just skin[/QUOTE]Meh, maybe it's different for everyone.
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