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[QUOTE]Seoul — North Korea warned the United States of "horrible disaster" on Tuesday as the isolated communist state put troops on alert against a joint naval drill involving a US aircraft carrier. North Korean troops had been ordered to "keep themselves fully ready to promptly launch operations any time", a spokesman for the General Staff of the Korean People's Army said, in a statement carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency. The massive naval drill near the Korean peninsula is being staged by the United States, South Korea and Japan from Tuesday to Thursday and involves the nuclear-powered carrier USS George Washington. It comes after Seoul and Washington last week signed a new joint strategy to counter the growing threat of a North Korean nuclear or chemical weapons attack. The North Korean statement said the situation on the peninsula was "getting strained again" and warned the US that the closer its forces came "the more unpredictable disasters their actions will cause." [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hU3X6w2F5Fv9wEMebMlbIqdxrylg?docId=486bd560-358f-4de6-a270-cb061d0621e6&hl=en[/url] [editline]7th October 2013[/editline] [IMG]https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/994355_309078952568472_1830713161_n.jpg[/IMG] Bombs away!
Yay, NK is back at it again, for a second there I didn't see anything about the NK in the news for a while.
[QUOTE] Pyongyang, October 8 (KCNA) -- A spokesman for the General Staff of the Korean People's Army released the following statement on Monday: The situation on the Korean Peninsula is now getting strained again though the tension had been defused thanks to the patient efforts on the part of the DPRK. [B]This is entirely attributable to the persistent anti-DPRK military confrontation of the U.S. and Japanese aggressors and south Korean puppet forces. As already reported, the nuclear-powered carrier strike group of the navy of the U.S. imperialist aggression forces entered Pusan Port again at dawn of October 4. It participated in the DPRK-targeted joint naval maneuvers which had been under way secretly in the East Sea of Korea since September 30.[/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]This strike group is made up of the U.S. super-large nuclear-powered carrier George Washington with at least 100 nuclear bombs aboard, many guided-missile destroyers, cruisers, submarines and escort warships, etc.[/B] It is reported that the strike group will get involved in the DPRK-targeted large-scale joint naval strike maneuvers in the South Sea of Korea from Tuesday together with warship groups of the Japanese aggression forces and south Korean puppet navy. Now the U.S. imperialists are openly advertising that the drills to be staged with the aircraft carrier task force as an axis are a planned military offensive to pressurize the DPRK in a bid to deter its possible "provocations" including nuclear test and missile launch and lead it to "changes" desired by them.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]This clearly proves that the remarks of such high-ranking officials of the U.S. Obama administration as the secretary of State that the U.S. neither pursues a hostile policy towards the DPRK nor has the will to attack it are sheer lies.[/B] The gravity of the situation is that all these military moves are timed to coincide with the adoption of the "tailored deterrence strategy" presupposing a preemptive strike at the DPRK between the master and its servant. In this connection, the units of all services and army corps level of the KPA received an emergency order from its supreme command to reexamine the operation plans already ratified by it and keep themselves fully ready to promptly launch operations any time, watching with high vigilance every move of the U.S. and Japanese aggressors and the puppet forces.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The U.S. will be wholly accountable for the unexpected horrible disaster to be met by its imperialist aggression forces' nuclear strike means as it is deploying them regardless of the time. [B] In this regard the DPRK invariably holds that if the U.S. administration stands for the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula and is interested in the peace and security in the region, the U.S., not the DPRK, should make a decision to move first.[/B] [B]Because it is none other than the U.S. which adopted an extremely hostile policy toward the DPRK, spawned the nuclear issue on the peninsula and has posed a constant nuclear threat to it.[/B] The U.S. should bear in mind that the Korean people and army are highly alerted to promptly and confidently cope and foil blatant provocations of any hostile forces in the world with its own powerful military muscle.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.kcna.kp"]KNCA[/URL]
we're gonna do it we mean it this time we're serious we're doing it this is it for real
I feel sorry for all the people in the SK and US defence agencies who have to take all of NK's threats seriously.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42450000][URL="http://www.kcna.kp"]KNCA[/URL][/QUOTE] Want me to destroy the neurolink in your head?
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42450000][URL="http://www.kcna.kp"]KNCA[/URL][/QUOTE] Man, no matter what, you'll defend NK to the end. Sort of sad.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42450000][URL="http://www.kcna.kp"]KNCA[/URL][/QUOTE] so when are u gonna move to NK? please post when you do so if you havent died from starvation by the time u find a computer in that shithole
I like how the west tries so hard to spread bias and propaganda about North Korea.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;42451113]so when are u gonna move to NK?[/QUOTE] I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". Once I'm in Jakarta i intend to apply for political asylum at the local DPRK embassy. [QUOTE=DOG-GY;42451113]please post when you do so if you havent died from starvation[/QUOTE] I don't intend to go the the extremely rural areas of the DPRK. [QUOTE=DOG-GY;42451113] by the time u find a computer in that shithole[/QUOTE] Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]). [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Gimmick/troll. Here's a slight preview of North Korean internet." - SteveUK))[/highlight]
*laugh track*
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398] Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]).[/QUOTE] You [I]do[/I] realize that this is not a positive thing, right?
[QUOTE=Riller;42451723]You [I]do[/I] realize that this is not a positive thing, right?[/QUOTE] He's at least proving a common stereotype wrong.
Pentium wants to move there too.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". Once I'm in Jakarta i intend to apply for political asylum at the local DPRK embassy. I don't intend to go the the extremely rural areas of the DPRK. Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]).[/QUOTE] Hehe, that was fun, now you can stop joking... you are joking right?
Aww, they're just a little cranky because they didn't get their ski-lift.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund".[/QUOTE]Alright, how much do you need? Give us some figures, please. I'm serious.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". [/QUOTE] i'm sure most of facepunch would gladly fund you
[QUOTE=pentium;42451877]He's at least proving a common stereotype wrong.[/QUOTE] Yeah with something even much worse
[QUOTE=pentium;42451877]He's at least proving a common stereotype wrong.[/QUOTE] "It's not true they don't have internet, they have their own, tightly government controlled internet that only they can access with no access to the outside world!"
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". Once I'm in Jakarta i intend to apply for political asylum at the local DPRK embassy. I don't intend to go the the extremely rural areas of the DPRK. Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]).[/QUOTE] Holy shit you have to be trolling, or you're just one of those weird people in SH that has to prove their mental dominance by constantly playing devils advocate.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". Once I'm in Jakarta i intend to apply for political asylum at the local DPRK embassy. I don't intend to go the the extremely rural areas of the DPRK. Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]).[/QUOTE] Such advanced technology, so far ahead of capitalist western Windows. I should join you on your adventure to the DPRK and embark on the technological enlightenment of my life. All hail eternal president Kim Il-Sung [thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Kim_Il_Sung_Portrait-2.jpg[/thumb]
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund".[/QUOTE] I'd like to fund that Because then we never have to read your stupid posts again.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]I invite you to contribute to the "send RAYHALO to Jakarta fund". Once I'm in Jakarta i intend to apply for political asylum at the local DPRK embassy. [/QUOTE] I'm 100% sure that if you allow donations if will happen. Just keep in mind that you probably won't be able to get the funds if you decide to leave NK [sp]*cough* escaping Secret Police[/sp]
RAYHALO is obviously a Kim Jong Un sockpuppet I refuse any other explaination
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398]the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL])[/QUOTE] wow with a name like that, it's gotta be shitty *cough*
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42451398] Computers are quite common in the DPRK, the DPRK even has its own operating system ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS"]Red Star OS[/URL]) and their own internet-like service ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangmyong_(network)"]Kwangmyong[/URL]).[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Kwangmyong (Chosŏn'gŭl: 광명; Hancha: 光明; English: Bright) is a North Korean "walled garden" national intranet[1] opened in 2000. It may be accessed by web browsers, incorporates email services, news groups, and an internal web search engine. In North Korea, only a small number of government-authorized persons are allowed to use the global Internet, so Kwangmyong is the only computer network available to common people. It is a free service for public use.[/QUOTE] That's [I]intranet[/I], not internet. and it gives as much freedom as they are given in the country itself. Only the elites get to use the internet.. [QUOTE]A closed platform, walled garden or closed ecosystem[1][2] is a software system where the carrier or service provider has control over applications, content, and media and restricts convenient access to non-approved applications or content. This is in contrast to an open platform, where consumers have unrestricted access to applications and content.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Based on the KDE 3.x desktop system,[/QUOTE] Red Star OS is just re-skinned KDE, an open source operating system, which has been outdated since 2008.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42452392]Holy shit you have to be trolling, or you're just one of those weird people in SH that has to prove their mental dominance by constantly playing devils advocate.[/QUOTE] You obviously haven't seen RAYHALO before. No, what he's posting is actually what he legitimately believes. He somehow managed to get brainwashed by NK propaganda, and to the point where he wants to leave Australia and move to NK. Im pretty sure foreigners that move to NK are specifically treated nicely so that they can go around saying how wonderful it is in NK. If RAYHALO moved there, he'd probably live great at the expense of actual NK citizens. I kinda want to believe that he's just trying to collect the donated money that we give to send him to Jakarta, and then run off with it. Either way, the donation is what he wants so I'd rather just let him stay in Australia.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42450000][URL="http://www.kcna.kp"]KNCA[/URL][/QUOTE] Haha, It was just a matter of time before you popped up. I still can't believe North Korea apologists exist. That's like, god tier level of ignorance.
[QUOTE=Bazsil;42453449]You obviously haven't seen RAYHALO before. No, what he's posting is actually what he legitimately believes. He somehow managed to get brainwashed by NK propaganda, and to the point where he wants to leave Australia and move to NK. Im pretty sure foreigners that move to NK are specifically treated nicely so that they can go around saying how wonderful it is in NK. If RAYHALO moved there, he'd probably live great at the expense of actual NK citizens. I kinda want to believe that he's just trying to collect the donated money that we give to send him to Jakarta, and then run off with it. Either way, the donation is what he wants so I'd rather just let him stay in Australia.[/QUOTE] I'd rather him in Nk then here... (Australia)
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