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So, here I go. The too many masked men who seem to be masked all the time, because they want to hide their hideous faces. Except Kiss.
Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Their first failure. It featured fully not understandable childish lyrics, completed with the awful voice of the lead singer, whose name I neither know or care about.
The band consists of too many people, which all suffer from some eye-hand coordination condition.
Nobody really cares about the band's history, so I'll just skip to the other albu- Wait, they are all the same. I'll just leave this here, because it's easier.
[quote=Zacky V's Sister, of Yahoo]They try to cover up their awful music with creepy masks and like, 5000 band members. When will they learn that it's not working?
I really dislike them because they're really immature, childish, and unprofessional. I CANNOT take them seriously, what with the masks and the insane "music" (I think of it as more of just NOISE) I really cannot respect them, they seem like huge asses too.[/quote]
The band members are all the same. They wear stupid masks and all of them can't use the instruments they "play".
The only member worth mentioning is Nathan Jonas Jordison, because he played with Metallica once. I don't know how could they allow that.
Some other opinions:
[quote]Because none of them have any real musical ability. Throw a bunch of guys who can't really play their instrument in with a "singer," who just growls horridly into the mic and what do you get? Slipknot.[/quote]
[quote]their lyrics are unoriginal. the guitars are heavy, loud, and overlap/cancel each other out. The masks are annoying.[/quote]
That's it people. Have a SLIPless day today and tommorow.
[sp]Incase somebody turns out to be TOO :downs: to notice, this is a parody thread. But I still hate Slipknot, and you should too.[/sp]
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I like slipknot, they're good fun to listen to (I don't listen to many of the lyrics though), and you probably should have read the forum rules before you posted this. Parody threads get you banned for a week. :)
[QUOTE=Error_404;17280459]I like slipknot, they're good fun to listen to (I don't listen to many of the lyrics though), and you probably should have read the forum rules before you posted this. Parody threads get you banned for a week. :)[/QUOTE]
Ah, irony :v:
Ontopic, I actually think MKFR is a pretty good album, but can't say the same for the rest of Slipknots stuff.
I kinda like slipknot
[QUOTE=BoosLee;17280580]stuff[/QUOTE]
Pst post this on the REAL thread not this fucking parody that laughs at the 3 hours it took me to compile mine :crying:
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;17280586]Pst post this on the REAL thread not this fucking parody that laughs at the 3 hours it took me to compile mine :crying:[/QUOTE]
Sorry bro, didn't see yours, will contribute now :)
inb4 tons of people hop on the "SLIPKNOT SUCKZZZ THEY HAV NO RYTHM LOL" :bandwagon:
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And post how much they hate them in this thread
There's only one song I ever liked from them, though I can't remember the name of it anymore seeing as it was a long time ago.
The vocals are just... Horrible, though.
I also find the whole thing with the fanbase calling themselves Maggots to be pretty stupid aswell.
Music is subjective so why the hell should anyone listen to you?
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