Prussian King Frederick the Great's erotic poem found - Polidicks

[quote][B]An erotic poem written by Prussian King Frederick the Great has been discovered in a Berlin archive, more than 200 years after he died.[/B]The poem is called La Jouissance, which means pleasure in a general sense, but also has a sexual connotation. It was written in French in July 1740, a few weeks after Frederick became ruler of Prussia, a German kingdom. He said he had written the poem to show that northern Europeans were as passionate as southerners. Vanessa de Senarclens, a French literature teacher at Berlin's Humboldt University, found a copy of the original manuscript among some of the king's letters. She told German media the poem would have been difficult to reconcile with Frederick's image as a great military commander. [B]'Divine lust'[/B]German newspaper Die Zeit printed the full poem on Thursday. Translated into English, some of the verses read: "Swept away by love, trembling with impatience / He plunges into the arms of Chloris. "The love which unites them, inflamed their kisses / And locked their intertwined arms more tightly / Divine lust! Queen of the world!" Frederick ruled for 46 years, transforming Prussia from a minor Germanic kingdom into a European power. He was an important patron of the arts. The poem is said to throw new light on the king. Frederick explained his reasons for writing the poem in a letter to his friend, the French philosopher Voltaire. He said he had created it because an Italian friend had claimed northern Europeans lacked the passion of their southern counterparts. La Jouissance surfaced originally in the 19th Century but was not included in any books on Frederick the Great and was buried in the royal archives.[/quote] [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14945573]Source.[/url]

Frederick you dog you.

Adult fanfiction is the best thing.

I can imagine him just going like "AWW JEEZE NO, MAAAAAAN"

[quote]Translated into English, some of the verses read: "Swept away by love, trembling with impatience / He plunges into the arms of Chloris. "The love which unites them, inflamed their kisses / And locked their intertwined arms more tightly / Divine lust! Queen of the world!"[/quote] I'm so hard right now.

"oh god you are so hot under your 5 layers of clothing"

this english is too old to be erotic. lol

[img]http://spoonplanet.com/fredericpic.jpg[/img] Pictured: Pimp of the (18th) Century.

18th Century Sexting

[QUOTE=TheTalon;32370008]18th Century Sexting[/QUOTE] I must have no signal, because I sent you that message like a week ago. How have you not gotten it?

nothing beats james joyce's erotica. [quote] My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress [/quote]

[QUOTE=thisispain;32370046]nothing beats james joyce's erotica.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8D9Kn.png[/IMG]

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