Incarcerated Cowboys fan files $89 billion lawsuit against NFL

[Deathtrooper2]

[QUOTE][url]http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/incarcerated-cowboys-fan-files-dollar89-billion-lawsuit-against-nfl/ar-AA8vOmM[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Dallas Cowboys fans were understandably outraged over the controversial overturned call that went against them during the team’s Jan. 11 divisional playoff game against the Green Bay Packers a few weeks ago.

Some clearly are unwilling to let it go, as a report indicates one irate Cowboys fan has filed an absurdly pricey lawsuit against the NFL in light of the disappointing outcome of the game, seeking nearly $89 billion in damages, according to WFAA-8 in Dallas.

Terry Hendrix, currently an inmate incarcerated at Fremont Correctional Facility in Cañon City, Colo., says in his handwritten lawsuit filed Wednesday that he is serving as counsel for “Dez Bryant, all Dallas Cowboys fans and all people in or from the sovereign republic of Texas.”[/QUOTE]

You got to be fucking joking...

[sasherz]

Well, what else are you going to do when you're in prison? Good way to prevent bordom, which I hear is the hardest part of prison.

[Aide]

The dude needs to lay off the toilet wine.

[DokVis]

[QUOTE]sovereign republic of Texas[/QUOTE]

...what?

[Carlton Dance]

Dumb redneck trying to earn quick money

[valkery]

I want to know how he plans to argue that the call "damaged" him.

[Deathtrooper2]

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;46996184]...what?[/QUOTE]

Of course the Grand Republic of Texas, home to the grand Cowboys and its main export Propane.

[Ronin]

The only crime was Green Bay throwing the game away in less than two minutes against the Seahawks.

[shadowscion]

The call didn't even decide the game, the fuck difference does it make?

[Decoy Ocelot]

[QUOTE=unrezt;46997205]The call didn't even decide the game, the fuck difference does it make?[/QUOTE]

If the catch had stood, it would have put the Cowboys at the goal line with a likely touchdown very soon after. Instead, Green Bay got the ball back and went on to score. Or something like that.

[urbanmonkey]

We Detroit fans should be able to sue the fuck out of the NFL too then, we got screwed harder against Dallas than they did against Green Bay.

[Awaken90125]

Best part of the article

[Quote]The disgruntled Cowboys fan is asking for a monetary award of $88,987,654,321.88. The two 88s presumably are in tribute to Bryant’s jersey number while the remaining numbers between the 88s simply are a countdown of digits from nine to one in backwards order. A nice touch, indeed.[/quote]