This picture is a couple minutes old. More keep coming. SOMEONE HELP!
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Keep the door closed, and burn down your house, that's the only way they stop coming.
Chill.
They're cool with you as long as you're cool with them.
Learn to live with them, and become one of them.
First make a bee costume, then you go through the back door, cling to the door like the other bees so you can gain there trust, then propose a plan to the bees to attack a different door.
I have done this multiple times and it always works.
Yell "I'm covered in bees."
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They demand a sacrifice!
Show them bee porn so they will have something else on their mind
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YOUR FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tame them and become this guy.
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Oh shit Ridge, good luck
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Light a newspaper on fire, blow the smoke through the screen door (window?) with a small fan. They'll get all tired and lethargic and go to the ground, and then you GO OUT AND SMASH EVER SINGLE ONE OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS, DON'T LET ANY LIVE, BURN THEIR BODIES CRUSH THEIR CHILDREN MAKE THEM PAY
[QUOTE=The golden;36158509]You forgot the step where you have to bring them nectar as a peace offering.[/QUOTE]
Good thing you remind me, one time I forgot the nectar and I [B]BARELY[/B] suvived.
Use the vacuum cleaner.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;36158553]Light a newspaper on fire, blow the smoke through the screen door (window?) with a small fan. They'll get all tired and lethargic and go to the ground, and then you GO OUT AND SMASH EVER SINGLE ONE OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS, DON'T LET ANY LIVE, BURN THEIR BODIES CRUSH THEIR CHILDREN MAKE THEM PAY[/QUOTE]
BRB, trying this....
[QUOTE=Ridge;36158721]BRB, trying this....[/QUOTE]
Be careful, if you don't it them with enough smoke they'll just get pissed
[QUOTE=Ridge;36158721]BRB, trying this....[/QUOTE]
Hell, why not just burn the bees?
Just, let them do their bee thing. They clearly want to party, so get the disco ball and boogy it up!
I've had to fall back to another room after the fire spread to the screen. I was able to put it out, but now they have a way in.
Looks like this is it then
been nice posting with you Ridge
Judging by your avatar you should open the door
[Sp]Don't actually fucking do this[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ridge;36158905]I've had to fall back to another room after the [B]fire spread to the screen.[/B] I was able to put it out, but now they have a way in.[/QUOTE]
rip ridge
you were uhhh
cool i guess
The buzzing is so loud. But, it's like they are speaking to me through it. They tell me everything will be okay, and it will be quick if I just open the door. They promise me lots of honey...
bees are actually pretty cool if you dont do shit with them/ignore them
Order some wasps through the mail, just hold on while they arrive.
What the fuck. Bees are bros. Wasps are the bad guys. No need to be afraid. :eng101:
Most bees are docile (Unless you start trying to annoy or hurt them). Just ignore them.
They don't go around stinging people for the fun of it (Even wasps, from my own observations of them). They have more important things to be doing.
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[Sp]Don't actually fucking do this[/sp][/QUOTE]
I disagree.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36159309]Judging by your avatar you should open the door
[Sp]Don't actually fucking do this[/sp][/QUOTE]
get on the floor
Actually, disregard what I said. SMASH THE FUCKING HIVE.
AW YEAH BITCHES
eat the hive
show them who's the daddy
kill their wives and rape their dogs
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