• Train drags half-naked mooner along tracks
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[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33284400/ns/world_news-weird_news[/url] All of all the news I have heard since the the beginning of the year, this is the most stupid thing I have heard a person do! Part of the article below [i]BERLIN - A German man mooning railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.[/i]
Shit like that happens when there is a full moon.
What an ass.
So did he die?
[QUOTE=tasty-man;17804519]So did he die?[/QUOTE] Nope the Dumb Ass somehow survived.
[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;17804567]Nope the Dumd Ass somehow survived.[/QUOTE] You misspelled dumb?
Thank god he didn't get stuck in a [i]crack[/i]
I guess he [i]blew[/i] himself
Looks like he got caught with his pants down.
[QUOTE=seano12;17805045]I guess he [i]blew[/i] himself[/QUOTE] Sounded like the train was trying to ASSASSINATE him.
[QUOTE=tasty-man;17804519]So did he die?[/QUOTE] That's not a news pun, stupid.
I wonder if he got splinters in his ass cheeks being dragged all that way. Would be funny
[QUOTE=Snapzies;17805211]I wonder if he got splinters in his ass cheeks being dragged all that way. Would be funny[/QUOTE] No it wouldn't. Giant splinters are vicious.
And I hope he got them. In his ass cheeks.
[QUOTE=tasty-man;17804519]So did he die?[/QUOTE] He probadly wished he did die, because he is probadly going to be in debt for a while. Proof: [i] now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport and insulting the train staff and may face a sizeable compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.[/i]
You can't stick your shitter in places where you want without shit happening.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;17805471]And I hope he got them. In his ass cheeks.[/QUOTE] That's pretty kinky there, boyo.
Humiliation.
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Meh Shit Happens.
I'm surprised a German pulled the emergency brake.
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