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[QUOTE]A DARTS-MAD Jesus lookalike has been banned from making a second coming at a darts competition - as bosses fear his appearance could cause a disruption of biblical proportions.
Nathan Grindal, 34, was kicked out of the Cash Converters Players' Championship last year when the crowd began chanting that the arrow fanatic was the Son of God.
The chanting was so powerful it short-circuited Phil "The Power" Taylor and put him off his game and Nathan was asked to leave the event at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.
Nathan has successfully battled skin cancer twice and keeps his beard long to protect his neck from the cold and to hide his scars.[/QUOTE]
Source: [URL]http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/354462/-Stand-up-if-you-love-Jesus-man-banned-from-darts-for-resembling-the-Son-of-God[/URL]
He looks like a bearded and long haired version of Hugh Laurie.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
Nevermind, he doesn't. He looks like Jesus.
[QUOTE=kurva;43087746]He looks like a bearded and long haired version of Hugh Laurie.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
Nevermind, he doesn't. He looks like Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Are you implying that there's a difference?
This story was funny until
[quote]Nathan has successfully battled skin cancer twice and keeps his beard long to protect his neck from the cold and to hide his scars.[/quote]
Those are some really undignified glasses.
but jesus wasn't white
I like how he got kicked out of the event for something the crowd was doing. Logic.
he looks like such a friendly guy
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43087910]Those are some really undignified glasses.[/QUOTE]
what're you on about those are some bitchin' glasses
This is fucking bullshit. He is in no way responsible for the actions of the audience, yet he is the one being punished for it.
Now I thought this was an American news story, but here in England? Oh if you put a moustache and red cap on Phil Taylor is the crowd gonna start chanting "It's a me, Mario?"
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;43087932]but jesus wasn't white[/QUOTE]
That depends who you ask
Not even taking into account that it's extremely shitty to ban a guy from a sport because of the audience, but isn't darts a bar sport? I mean, it's not like you go to a bar and expect people to be quiet while you play, right?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088052]That depends who you ask[/QUOTE]
no it doesn't
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;43088068]no it doesn't[/QUOTE]
Does the bible say what his skin colour is?
Ban the audience then. Kicking somone out because of his visual appearance is no argument at all
jesus isnt even confirmed as a real person.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088052]That depends who you ask[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;43087932]but jesus wasn't white[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;uwOq8zB-ido]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOq8zB-ido[/video]
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;43087788]This story was funny until[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, that's fucking terrible
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088084]Does the bible say what his skin colour is?[/QUOTE]
Maybe not, but he sure as hell wasn't born in Europe
[QUOTE=Ericson666;43088212]Maybe not, but he sure as hell wasn't born in Europe[/QUOTE]
If you think about the fact that he could turn water to wine and walk on water, and that his father was god, that's why I said that it depends who you ask.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088084]Does the bible say what his skin colour is?[/QUOTE]
It says where he was born, in an Arab country... So i'm guessing he was Arab(or Arab jew whatever), and arabs aren't white.
Do you really think he would have looked like this?
[t]https://sacerdotus.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/04133e9371fc8740e0c3b8d7bda3612af.jpg[/t]
wait, hasn't this story been posted here before?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088237]If you think about the fact that he could turn water to wine and walk on water, and that his father was god, that's why I said that it depends who you ask.[/QUOTE]
Because it's a well known fact that only white people can turn water into wine, walk on water and be gods.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;43088260]wait, hasn't this story been posted here before?[/QUOTE]
I remember a similar story happened a while back, but it was a different occurrence.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088084]Does the bible say what his skin colour is?[/QUOTE]
Is it hard to understand that Semitic people aren't white?
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[QUOTE=counterpo0;43088258]It says where he was born, in an Arab country... So i'm guessing he was Arab(or Arab jew whatever), and arabs aren't white.
Do you really think he would have looked like this?
[t]https://sacerdotus.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/04133e9371fc8740e0c3b8d7bda3612af.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
He could be any skin colour, I can't remember the bible ever mentioning it.
So it's really up to what people believe.
[QUOTE=Ericson666;43088212]Maybe not, but he sure as hell wasn't born in Europe[/QUOTE]
Europe, North Africa, Middle East and Central Asia are caucasian so there's a big chance he was white if he existed, as if it matters though
[QUOTE=V12US;43088261]Because it's a well known fact that only white people can turn water into wine, walk on water and be gods.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but where did I say that?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088275]He could be any skin colour, I can't remember the bible ever mentioning it.
So it's really up to what people believe.[/QUOTE]
You can't expect someone who was born in let's say Kenya during 7 BC to be a white or an asian person, can you?
[QUOTE=kurva;43088285]You can't expect someone who was born in let's say Kenya during 7 BC to be a white or an asian person, can you?[/QUOTE]
Considering his father was god, he could be purple for all we know.
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