Hello facepunch!
I am going to show you how to make a delicious scrambled egg dish. Someone suggested it on either my[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=961678] Cereal Tutorial[/url] or my [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=961091]BLT Tutorial. [/url]
Yes, scrambled eggs is a very delicious and relatively easy dish to make. It is [I]a lot[/I] easier than the cereal.
So let's begin!
[B] Step 1: [/B] Gather the supplies!
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You will need eggs, milk, a bowl, a fork and spatula, chives and salsa.
You can also use an egg substitute or something like this with no yolk if your specific health demands it.
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[B] Step 2: [/B] Crack your eggs
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Crack your eggs and pour them in the bowl.
[highlight] Avoid getting any shells in your bowl. [/highlight]
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[B] Step 3: [/B] Cut your chives.
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When you are done with cracking your eggs, cut your chives.
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[B] Step 4: [/B] Add some milk.
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Once you are done cutting your chives, put them in the bowl and add milk.
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[B] Step 5: [/B] Whip it!
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Use your fork to mix it all up. This is called "whipping" the eggs until they are light and fluffy in your bowl.
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[B] Step 6: [/B] Add some salsa
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Grab your salsa and spoon some into your bowl. However much you want, just don't overdo it.
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[B] Step 7: [/B] Whip it hard!
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Once everything is in, whip whip whip that stuff!
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[B] Step 8: [/B] Turn on the stove
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Turn on the stove and put the pan on it. Let it heat up.
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[B] Step 9: [/B] Add butter
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And watch it melt. Use your spatula to push it around the pan, evenly distributing it around.
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[B] Step 10: [/B] Pour your egg mixture into the pan.
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This is also a good time to put your bread into the toast box.
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[B] Step 11: [/B] Use your spatula to mix around the eggs.
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Push the eggs around your pan and let them cook evenly. This is easier than it looks. Just push it around and make sure nothing burns to gets undercooked.
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[B] Step 12: [/B] Enjoy it!
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I added strawberries and some spinach leaves for decoration. Also, you can see some orange juice, a mango, and the same kind of cereal we had yesterday!
The only thing that could possibly add to this delicious meal is meat. I used all my bacon on BLT's and we have no sausage. So there you go.
[B] Congratulations! You can make a delicious scrambled egg meal! [/B]
I hope you guys enjoyed this thread. Why somewhat more serious than my cereal post, all of my posts are here for your wonderful facepunchers.
Hater's gonna hate.
[highlight] Enjoy! [/highlight]
Should have made pancakes
Chives :wtc:
I love scrambled Egg.
Now I know how to cook it
Scrambled eggs are easy though.
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;23009358]Scrambled eggs are easy though.[/QUOTE]
Yes. Even easier than cereal.
[QUOTE=CTN1995;23009338]Should have made pancakes[/QUOTE]
I'll do that next time. Plenty more to come, I assure you.
I tried to cook egg but now I have salmonella and am pooping like a leaky fire hydrant shoots water
Three eggs, two pieces of toast, and a bowl of cereal? Goddamn your stomach must be the size of an oil drum.
Do a bacon, egg, and cheese croissant next.
Those are chives? They look like scallions to me. Regardless, they're tasty. And here's a tip, leave the salsa out and put it on the eggs or dip them in it. Much tastier.
I don't like eating scrambled egg because it reminds me of sick.
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[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23009975]Those are chives? They look like scallions to me. Regardless, they're tasty. And here's a tip, leave the salsa out and put it on the eggs or dip them in it. Much tastier.[/QUOTE]
You're right, they aren't chives. Possibly spring onion?
I hate scrambled eggs, I hate most egg based except an omlete.
Do a omlete next!
Remember, DO NOT OVERCOOK IT!
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anyways nice guide.
[QUOTE=Dr.Strangelove;23010005]I don't like eating scrambled egg because it reminds me of sick.
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You're right, they aren't chives. Possibly spring onion?[/QUOTE]
Scallions = spring onions = green onions = delicious regardless
My scrambled eggs usually have some home-grown green onions in them, some ham and some cheddar cheese. If you get the cheese right, it has a sort of gooey, chewy feel which is awesome.
I usually do it with only the eggs. If you add sliced sausages it's great also, get a bit of salt in as well and if you want to make it even better add a bit of tuna.
More of those please, maybe I'll finally learn how to make chocolate milk!
I add fresh but grated tomatoes and some cut onion into my scrambled eggs. Also, a bit of milk will make it taste better.
You should also salt and pepper it.
Now I know!
I hate eggs :(
Do an omelet next. 3 eggs + green onions and cheese in the middle eaten with salsa = heavenly.
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[B]It's raw! Your eggs are raw! You're going to fucking kill someone![/B]
I eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes in them rather than salsa.
I always added the vegies and such afterward, just a preference I suppose.
You should do an eggs Benedict tut next.
[QUOTE=g42;23010076]Remember, DO NOT OVERCOOK IT!
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anyways nice guide.[/QUOTE]
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stfu fag i saw you b4
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23010662]picture
[B]It's raw! Your eggs are raw! You're going to fucking kill someone![/B][/QUOTE]
Those don't look like eggs to me. :smug:
[QUOTE=slinkman;23010693]Those don't look like eggs to me.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't find a picture of eggs gimme a break
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