Rant: I Hate Halloween - General

Seriously. It's like the spirits of Halloween chose me to be their little bitch. It probably wouldn't be [i]that[/i] bad if the trick-or-treaters weren't little pricks. Like when you say "Take two pieces" and they walk away smugly with a handful like they're the shit because I'm not legally capable of assaulting their ass. Also, these people don't know how to GTFO the street. I live in a gated community and it's maybe a quarter mile from my house to the exit, and it took me nearly 15 minutes to get out to go to the store. I don't even know how these people get in here! For fuck's sake, if some 12 year old high on sugar can get in here, what the hell is stopping a burglar. On a side note, I almost died earlier. I was cleaning my toilet with some handy-dandy clorox bowl cleaner and I finished cleaning but forgot to flush it. So about 10 minutes later I come back to piss and see the blue shit in there and say to myself "Aww what the hell, it won't do anything." So as I'm standing there relieving myself I start to smell chlorine, as I'm finishing up I remember that urine has ammonia, and this is when the gears start turning. Almost as if i was doing 2 + 2, I put the bleach and ammonia together and realize I was manufacturing crude mustard gas in a toilet with my own piss. So by then I had flushed it and was running out of the bathroom still dripping.

who gives a fuck [editline]01:06AM[/editline] rate yourself funny nice one. also [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=837975[/url]

Halloween is awesome, it's something different that just another ordinary day.

Wow, he definitely rated himself funny, only 3 views

I gave the funny, for the side note.

irrelevant

[QUOTE=o DefcoN o;18121951]who gives a fuck [editline]01:06AM[/editline] rate yourself funny nice one. also [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=837975[/url][/QUOTE] Nice threadshitting. I guess you're too busy trying to be cool like firerain to realize they were posted the same minute.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;18121990]Nice threadshitting. I guess you're too busy trying to be cool like firerain to realize they were posted the same minute.[/QUOTE] oh no ive been found out

death by piss mustard gas i can see it on the news

[QUOTE=Leon;18122023]death by piss mustard gas i can see it on the news[/QUOTE] My dad said the same thing.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;18121932]So as I'm standing there relieving myself I start to smell chlorine, as I'm finishing up I remember that urine has ammonia, and this is when the gears start turning. Almost as if i was doing 2 + 2, I put the bleach and ammonia together and realize I was manufacturing [B]crude mustard gas in a toilet with my own piss.[/B] So by then I had flushed it and was running out of the bathroom still dripping.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that's nice.

Some 7 year old girl took like 8 pieces of candy when I said take 1. Fucking bitch.

Turn off your lights, anticitizen.

You're just angry you didn't get to go to a Halloween party

[QUOTE=Splurgy;18122059]You're just angry you didn't get to go to a Halloween party[/QUOTE] You're damn right.

you sound like a stuck up preppy bitch. get over it.

[img]http://oldblog.gameslate.com/gfx/screenshots/left4dead_francis_chaos.jpg[/img] ...And doctors and lawyers and cops.

[QUOTE=Drasnus;18122085][img]http://oldblog.gameslate.com/gfx/screenshots/left4dead_francis_chaos.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Anyone realize how much he looks like Gordon? :aaaaa:

[QUOTE=strongreaction;18122079]you sound like a stuck up preppy bitch. get over it.[/QUOTE] You don't have to be a stuck up preppy bitch to be annoyed by little kids running around in the middle of the street while their parents are chugging beer.

[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;18122095]Anyone realize how much he looks like Gordon? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] That's probably more to do with the Source engine than anything else

Halloween is awesome, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[QUOTE=Xyrofen;18122241]Halloween is awesome, what the fuck is wrong with you?[/QUOTE] Maybe I'm just an angsty teenager.

There is a very grouchy boy in this thread and I think we all know who it is.

:words: [editline]01:29AM[/editline] :ftbrg:

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;18121932]Also, these people don't know how to GTFO the street.[/QUOTE] There is a horn in your car for a reason Also around where I live (normal suburbs) there's not much people that pass by Mostly people in the area

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;18121932] On a side note, I almost died earlier. I was cleaning my toilet with some handy-dandy clorox bowl cleaner and I finished cleaning but forgot to flush it. So about 10 minutes later I come back to piss and see the blue shit in there and say to myself "Aww what the hell, it won't do anything." So as I'm standing there relieving myself I start to smell chlorine, as I'm finishing up I remember that urine has ammonia, and this is when the gears start turning. Almost as if i was doing 2 + 2, I put the bleach and ammonia together and realize I was manufacturing crude mustard gas in a toilet with my own piss. So by then I had flushed it and was running out of the bathroom still dripping.[/QUOTE] [B][I]Chlorine Gas.[/I][/B] :science: Not as bad as mustard gas but still dangerous. Know your chemistry. :science:

Sounds like an angsty teen.

Sounds like a loser with no friends who didn't go trick or treating/ to parties when he was younger.

What's with these parody threads?

Not parody. [b]shit threads[/b]