Father left pot in son's Elmo backpack, called school to retrieve it - Polidicks

[url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jSssa93BayrIc9mXYiCudS4FPQggD9EV4FMG1[/url] [release]UNIONTOWN, Pa. - Police say a Pennsylvania father went to his son's elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces of marijuana from the kindergartner's Elmo backpack. State police say Ronald Washington, 33, called Menallen Elementary School in Uniontown on Thursday morning to ask if his son had arrived at school. Police say Washington told school officials he needed to fetch something from the boy's backpack, prompting school officials to search it. Police say school officials called to say they had found pot in the bag. Troopers were waiting to arrest Washington when he arrived shortly before 9 a.m. Online court records don't list an attorney for Washington. He was unable to post $100,000 and jailed.[/release] :wtc:

What a moron.

Stupid father, kid was about to make some money.

Oops. :downs:

That's just asking to get jailed.

why was it there in the first place? dumb father

Well that's pot luck for the police then.

Who leaves pot in their own son's backpack.

Proud to be a Pennsylvanian!

Now I know why Elmo can't stop laughing.

I guess he left [I]pot in his son's backpack[/I]

why did he ask the school to search it???

[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21254111]I guess he left [I]pot in his son's backpack[/I][/QUOTE] oh ho ho! I get it because you italicized the words "pot in his son's backpack" because in this forum that is usually where a pun would be! However, instead of having a pun there you basically just summarized what happened to get the man in trouble in the article. VERY CLEVER.....

He should of said, "I'm taking my son out of school." To the school officials instead of saying "I need to get something from my sons book bag."

That bail was pretty [i]high[/i].

[QUOTE=Perfumly;21254133]oh ho ho! I get it because you italicized the words "pot in his son's backpack" because in this forum that is usually where a pun would be! However, instead of having a pun there you basically just summarized what happened to get the man in trouble in the article. VERY CLEVER.....[/QUOTE] yes thank you very

How the hell do you forget 4 ounces in your sons backpack.....

Why not a forgotten doctor or dentist appointment?

[QUOTE=Hamsterman;21254183]Why not a forgotten doctor or dentist appointment?[/QUOTE] He was probably stoned out of his mind and paranoid.

What was it doing in there? [QUOTE=OCELOT323;21254111]I guess he left [I]pot in his son's backpack[/I][/QUOTE] ur not clever or funny

[QUOTE=smurfy;21254231]What was it doing in there? ur not clever or funny[/QUOTE] but perfumely said i was so ur wrong

that so much weeeed holy hell! I would have either waited until he got home. Or just go to his class and take his backpack and if anyone protested? "My fuckin kid my fuckin back pack."

This is beyond an Epic Fail. This is a Legendary Fail.

Why the hell couldn't my mom or dad put a couple ounces of weed in my backpack? I mean, come on, the math and history books are nice and all, but....:sigh:

[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21254111]I guess he left [I]pot in his son's backpack[/I][/QUOTE] you are a horrible person and should feel bad about yourself

"Uh, hello? Is this schoolnamehere, I left some weed in my sons backpack, could someone get it out of there before he finds it and does something stupid with it, that'd be swell."

So what do you got for show ,and tell Jimmy? Some grass I found in my backpack!

[QUOTE=w 1 z;21254045]Now I know why Elmo can't stop laughing.[/QUOTE] :golfclap: Nice dude, nice.

$100,000 bail holy shit. It's not THAT much pot

[QUOTE=Bubz;21254137]He should of said, "I'm taking my son out of school." To the school officials instead of saying "I need to get something from my sons book bag."[/QUOTE] No, because then they'd open the son up and search him.