Serious thread - What to do with Ryan - (Da Nuke / Da Legendary Nuke) - General

So, if it wasn't clear enough (coughimshounicsaltcough), long time ago i posted a thread (now in archives) about him, named "Itt: i am a horrible person". This detailed the monstrous amounts of money he spent on tf2. Around 3000 and actively growing. He's an asshole in real life, and now he's even worse. He's a power hungry fucker. I truly crafted a monster. TIMELINE OF ADVENTUREEE Around 2009 - Good standing in terms of friendship - He decides to blackmail me. i was sleeping on the bus, and the next day, he spreads a fucking rumor about me. "OMFG [my real name here] TOUCHED MY PAINIS OMFG OMFG" and his stupid friends stuck up for his lies. He claimed to have told a higher authorities. No one of that level came to confront me. He didn't even have a solid argument. Memories - He stuck gum on my face when i sleep on the bus. And pretty recent - I see his itouch is running out of power. i offer to let him play my iphone, just that he doesn't turn off the music and lemme sleep. he plays Jet Car Stunts. Next moment - "FUCK FUCK RYAN TURN THE MUSIC DOWN SHIT" And now - I see a nice thread about him. Okay... [on steam] Sunday, November 21, 2010 11:04 AM - Shounic.exe: hey dude 11:04 AM - Shounic.exe: this guy posted a topic aobut you 11:04 AM - Shounic.exe: why are you giving shit away? :V 11:05 AM - Da Legendary Nuke?: Why can't i 11:05 AM - Shounic.exe: well just asking 11:05 AM - Shounic.exe: people say you're nice 11:05 AM - Shounic.exe: :V As you can see, i have done NOTHING to set him off or piss him off. And so- [on steam] he invited me to his fan group's group chat and they all spammed "Shounic is gay and fat!" and they had like, 50 people doing that. i couldn't even copy the chat log. Then- Sunday, November 21, 2010 11:29 AM - Da Legendary Nuke?: not tryin to troll 11:29 AM - Da Legendary Nuke?: you're the troll on the thread 11:29 AM - Da Legendary Nuke?: jealous piece of shit 11:29 AM - Shounic.exe: fyi learn what is trolling 11:30 AM - Da Legendary Nuke?: fyi i'm not interest in trolling unlike you what? and at that point his friends list drops by one person and i see him offline. And a bit later- I join his group chat again. This fucker then spams me "Shounic is gay!". I got my friend to join the chat with me, he took a picture. I'll post it later when he's online again. Ideas?

Kiss him on the lips so tenderly and then proceed to have anal sex with him. That is the only way to sort things out with him.

Make a thread about him, that'll teach him.

Fucking kill him IRL like a boss.

Forget him. You have us. Also what is his Facepunch name?

Kiss him.. With your dick.

touch his painis omfg

STOP EVERYONE HE IS SERIOUS November 2010 12 Posts

shoot up your school

You should rape him.

[QUOTE=Signature;26197563]STOP EVERYONE HE IS SERIOUS November 2010 12 Posts[/QUOTE] STOP EVERYONE YOU'RE A RETARD [url]http://www.facepunch.com/members/296862-Shounic[/url]

[QUOTE=Coffee;26197274]Kiss him on the lips so tenderly and then proceed to have anal sex with him. That is the only way to sort things out with him.[/QUOTE] Why must everyone of these threads have stupid fucking comments like this? "give him butt sex" "sex his butt", fuck sakes, and they always are on the first page. These are terrible contributions that should be ban worthy by any standard. [editline]21st November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Signature;26197563]STOP EVERYONE HE IS SERIOUS November 2010 12 Posts[/QUOTE] Says the flaming newby. September 2010 254 Posts

Next time you see him smash his face in. With a wrench. or a hammer. Or your bare goddamn hands.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26197643]Why must everyone of these threads have stupid fucking comments like this? "give him butt sex" "sex his butt", fuck sakes, and they always are on the first age. These are terrible contributions that should be ban worthy by any standard.[/QUOTE] "poopsicle"

Kill him with your anal sex.

[QUOTE=Levithan;26197742]"poopsicle"[/QUOTE] If you rate some one just by their user name you're an idiot.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26197871]If you rate some one just by their user name you're an idiot.[/QUOTE] What about by their avatar?

[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;26197892]What about by their avatar?[/QUOTE] My avatar is just a humorous anecdote intended to provoke laughter. I'm sorry if idiots take it seriously, but then again if their so stupid to believe what my avatar says then their opinion isn't really worth listening to.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26197998]My avatar is just a humorous anecdote intended to provoke laughter. I'm sorry if idiots take it seriously, but then again if their so stupid to believe what my avatar says then their opinion isn't really worth listening to.[/QUOTE] It's also a fact! :pseudo:

[QUOTE=Rombishead;26197358]Forget him. You have us. Also what is his Facepunch name?[/QUOTE] it's still "dalegendarynuke" [QUOTE=HeavyGuy;26197715]Next time you see him smash his face in. With a wrench. or a hammer. Or your bare goddamn hands.[/QUOTE] i think that's... eh, violence doesn't solve anything brah. Going to keep as clean as possible so he's got nothing to use against me. If i physically attack him then i'll have no advantage. Helps me out better in the long run, see?

I know this guy and he is around 12-13... I showed him the thread. LET THE DRAMA COMMENCE [editline]21st November 2010[/editline] He goes to my school [editline]21st November 2010[/editline] [quote] 11:05 am - "shounic.exe: People say you're nice" [/quote] haha

look dude, i'm not even a fucking shit poster. There is no point in me posting lies. I have all the proof i need. You need a picture of me and him? I can post it.

Link to the ''nice thread'' [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1028705-The-Legend-of-Da-Legend%E2%98%A2[/url]

He's got a dumb steam name.

[QUOTE=Shounic;26198789]look dude, i'm not even a fucking shit poster. There is no point in me posting lies. I have all the proof i need. You need a picture of me and him? I can post it.[/QUOTE] But none of us know what either of you look like so it could be a random picture from anywhere?

[QUOTE=Rombishead;26198963]But none of us know what either of you look like so it could be a random picture from anywhere?[/QUOTE] well if you don't believe me then fuck off.

Stop being such a dick.

Post the picture with the gum on your face.

[QUOTE=Goldb207;26199077]Post the picture with the gum on your face.[/QUOTE] i can't take a picture of myself sleeping, and i doubt he has one, or if he does i won't even have access [QUOTE=dumbfox;26199057]Stop being such a dick.[/QUOTE] what did i do to be a dick towards him?