The board says short stories too, so I'll put it here.
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In my dream it started with, some sort of birth-day party, a bunch of people came into a room lined up all around the room and then we were told to sit down, then the girls were told to start fucking all of the guys. I was confused but everyone seemed to start doing it, so a girl hopped on my cock and started riding. It looked like there was more girls than guys, or maybe the perfect amount. The dream was so vivid, but I can't say that was a good thing. The atmosphere was so dark, I think that the place we were in was controlled by different gods, as if they were fighting for the world. I remember seeing some kind of electric god standing next to a plasma god. But anyways, after that I exited the "world" into some kind of building, there were people outside there waiting to go in. I was all like, "You're gonna love it in there man, I'm not gonna tell ya what happened but you're gonna love it!" Then a guy comes up to me (I think he worked there) and he put a staple in my left cheek, I believe it was because so I didn't talk about that place. I think I could still talk, but the dream was so vivid; so OUCH.
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I dreamt I came home and found my grandmother had filled my fish tank with broccoli.
I dreamt I had fractured my good leg and that the bone was sticking out of where my shin is. You know how people say you can't feel pain in dreams? That's a fucking lie, never in my life have I experienced pain like that, not in my five years of Tae Kwon Do (A sport where the objective is to kick your opponent in the ribs more than he kicks yours.) have I felt a pain so exquisite and sharp course through my good leg.
Fuck dreams man, who needs them?
I dunno about you but that's about a normal tier dream for me.
Then again, almost all of my dreams are like trip reports where noone, not even the narrator, knows they've dosed, so they go and do stuff. Shit, last night I had one where my mind was sounds on a stereo.
I once had a dream in which all North Korean citizens had suddenly and secretly immigrated into a random warehouse somewhere in the New York City, and instead of 24 million North Koreans it was 6 billion North Koreans, all of them together in that cramped warehouse.
The warehouse was locked, and all of the North Koreans inside it were perfectly still and calm. Then, the warehouse was opened and a huge flood of starved humans started running out, steamrolling everything in their way. Americans started dying like flies as the huge crowd of North Koreans started spreading out, stomping down unfortunate Americans and filling buildings and skyscrapers with their collective body weight, causing them to collapse. The North Koreans kept destroying the New York City and eventually invaded the Central Park, where they proceeded to piss over everything and generally behaved in a chaotic manner. Soon after, the catastrophe was already being reported in major news networks as the North Korean steamroller continued destroying the North American landscape with no signs of stopping. Panic was widespread and many were calling the event the downfall of Western civilization.
Meanwhile, I was at my home and decided to go into my garage, where I found a random North Korean who was surprisingly calm. I gave him so candy and decided to go inside my house, where the rest of my family were waiting for me, except for my mother who was nowhere to be found and who had probably already been killed by the raging human steamroller. I apparently didn't give a shit about it for some reason and started walking around the house while the rest of my family urged me to prepare in case we had to protect our house, which was odd because I lived in Finland and not America. Then I woke up.
The only dream I can recall involved Dr. Frankenstein ollieing out of a castle and doing radnasty grinds. He was shot to his death at some point.
I dreamt that I got kidnapped, in my sleep, and got taken into some space station. Or it could've been a ship. There were these 5 pods/biomes or whatever there, under those there was this huge ship. I was being teased, then on that night I wanted to escape so I crept out of bed and snuck down to some bizarre maintenance corridor. I went through a vent but it wasn't that warm or cold. I kicked the vent grating and saw some corridor to a pod. I thought to myself why not escape?
When I tried escaping the gravity pulled me down so hard, I collapsed and fell faint, then the gasmask guys took me to the captain so he could tell them what to do with me next. When I was in the elevator up to the captain's pod I saw a minor glimpse of the ship's name, it was called Jupiter-3. And there was an Aperture related area in the 6th pod which was out of bounds. I was then thrown into a cell. I wasn't in one for long since the doors were so thin. As I ran out, I was in the prison ship. Finding another exit route was a bit tricky since the ship apparently held 1.5 million people.
I woke up afterwards. Felt disorientated.
One time I dreamt that I was a secret agent sent into a Chinese restaurant to assassinate someone. When I got on top of the skylight of the restaurant, I fell through and everyone started attacking me. I ended up shooting a bunch of people and harpooning a computer by accident, but then proceeded to swing it around like a flail. The most disturbing part was the very end when I had to kill the very last person by stomping on their face and stabbing them with a meat hook.
I had a dream I was a bird and I shit all over some guy's house to piss him off.
I had a dream last night about a film, it was about justin bieber years in the future when he completely fell out of popularity and he had to get popular again.
i had a dream that i was in a jeep driving towards poland, and then a nuke went off and melted my skin. i crawled to an exposed sewer pipe to get away from nuclear mutants but the mutants were just others that were disfigured like me, and were instinctively crawling towards the sewer like i did. we then melted into one large mass
these pills really aren't working
I once dreamt that I woke up in a dream.
[QUOTE=Neat!;39988531]i had a dream that i was in a jeep driving towards poland, and then a nuke went off and melted my skin. i crawled to an exposed sewer pipe to get away from nuclear mutants but the mutants were just others that were disfigured like me, and were instinctively crawling towards the sewer like i did. we then melted into one large mass
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Oh yeah, that reminds me. I totally had a nuclear devastation dream once. Those are terrifying.
I dreamt that it hit the main capital of London, but where I live happened to be far away enough from the blast so as to remain unaffected.
I don't know if that would be accurate in real life though. Would the UK be fucked if we had a nuke thrown at us?
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