[url]http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtkr-woman-makes-plans-to-marry-a-building-20120127,0,3495340.story[/url]
[quote]A woman in Seattle says she is looking forward to tying the knot on Sunday with a building.
She says she plans to marry a 107-year-old warehouse in the city's Capitol Hill neighborhood.
She says she fell head over heels after joining an Occupy Seattle protest inside the building last month.
But there's a big snag in the road for the unusual couple.
Demolition crews have already started to dismantle the groom-to-be to make way for an apartment building.
But the woman says she's going ahead with her wedding plans, anyway.[/quote]
There's a video of her interview in the source.
[quote]Demolition crews have already started to dismantle the groom-to-be to make way for an apartment building.
But the woman says she's going ahead with her wedding plans, anyway.[/quote]
I know what she's doin. She's gonna take out an expensive life insurance policy on her future husband so that when he dies shortly after, she gets [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8]loadsamoney[/url].
reminds me of that crazy lady who married the Eiffel tower.
God that was disturbing.
Gay's can't marry, but a woman and building can?
what the fuck?
[QUOTE]She says she plans to marry a 107-year-old warehouse in the city's Capitol Hill neighborhood. [/QUOTE]
It'll never last, that building is way too old for her
Fucking Stupid
does that mean that if anyone other than her is inside the building it's cheating?
Fucking freak.
[QUOTE=Bobie;34430787]does that mean that if anyone other than her is inside the building it's cheating?[/QUOTE]No, it means the building is gay, assuming it's male.
Look at the damned thing, tattoos all over it, it'd be a terrible influence on her!
Building burns itself down when it demands a divorce. :v:
[QUOTE=J!NX;34430767]Gay's can't marry, but a woman and building can?
what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
It's a sort of condesending thing, when you think about it. It's like they're going "Daw, she thinks it's people!" and haven't rated her high enough a "threat" to fuck this up.
[QUOTE=Cone;34431082]It's a sort of condesending thing, when you think about it. It's like they're going "Daw, she thinks it's people!" and haven't rated her high enough a "threat" to fuck this up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah well, I'm protesting this
if u let her marry a building, next thing, u let people marry a dog, then a baby!!!! JUST THINK OF THE DAMAGES TO THIS HERREEE CUNTRY!
This kind of shit happens a lot more often than you'd think. There was some woman a few years ago who married the Eiffel Tower.
[QUOTE=AK'z;34430990]Building burns itself down when it demands a divorce. :v:[/QUOTE]
Unexplained housefire? It's because building hates you so much it suicides.
I can see why, their relationship will have great foundations.
[QUOTE=Scotty.;34431322]I can see why, their relationship will have great foundations.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc[/media]
I wonder what the sex would be like..
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE]
Pretty good
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE]
I heard the building is too big for her, if you know what I mean.
I bet some kids are probably gonna go spraypaint it now or something.
[QUOTE=J!NX;34430767]Gay's can't marry, but a woman and building can?
what the fuck?[/QUOTE]
America
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[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE]
the building likes it when she wears her girder-belt for it
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE]
it'll have to be her job to clean out the basement.
I feel like she's either
1)making a point about gay marriage
2)mocking the notion that priests are "married" to the church
[QUOTE=Venezuelan;34431990]I feel like she's either
1)making a point about gay marriage
2)mocking the notion that priests are "married" to the church[/QUOTE]
I feel like she wants to fuck the building's lights out
i wonder if the building fits inside her ass
[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]
because i heard the vagina can only take up to 15 cm. maybe she can fit the building on her asshole and live up with doing anal.
I hope that they have a concrete relationship. It's in[i]spire[/i]ing how they can bridge the gap and become man and wife.
I doubt the building would agree to this shit...
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE]
Pretty good, considering how he's hard all the time.
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