Barack Obama swears to save drowning Putin

[Masterofstars]

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[I]The damsel in hypothetical distress.[/I]

[QUOTE]In a rare moment of humour at an alarming moment of the Ukraine crisis, Obama confirmed he would indeed throw the Russian leader a lifeline, when questioned by a US journalist.

"I absolutely would save Mr Putin if he were drowning," Obama said.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://news.yahoo.com/obama-vows-save-drowning-putin-130502338.html"]http://news.yahoo.com/obama-vows-save-drowning-putin-130502338.html[/URL]'

This confirms that Obummer is a Commie loving terrorist merman.

[laserguided]

Uh sure, hypothetical question but the reality is that Putin literally cannot drown.

[rampage p]

Da comments in the article.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=laserguided;44646897]Uh sure, hypothetical question but the reality is that Putin literally cannot drown.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we all know that stinky commie never touches water. :v:

[hypno-toad]

"I would absolutely save Mr. Putin if he were drowning...[I] so I could kill him myself when he gets to shore"[/I]

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[c👌de_g🎷]

[quote]"I used to be a pretty good swimmer, I grew up in Hawaii," Obama said, before adding with a rueful smile: "I am a little bit out of practice."[/quote]

Oh Barack...

[Maxumym]

Obama X Putin OTP.

[Mud]

[QUOTE=laserguided;44646897]Uh sure, hypothetical question but the reality is that Putin literally cannot drown.[/QUOTE]

I am pretty sure water would be too afraid of Putin to let him drown.

[laserguided]

[QUOTE=mchapra;44647833]I am pretty sure water would be too afraid of Putin to let him drown.[/QUOTE]
He wouldn't drown because the water elected him in.

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=mchapra;44647833]I am pretty sure water would be too afraid of Putin to let him drown.[/QUOTE]

All water that attempts to drown Putin will mysteriously disappear and cease to exist within a few months.

[deltasquid]

Probably referring to what Putin said during his four-hour Q&A program on Russian tv, when he said that "I think Obama wouldn't let me drown, he's a good man and can put political differences aside."

Of course Putin never said he'd do the same, heh.