How do you expect the avatar above you to die?

[NostalgicBird]

First poster so I think that Garry might be hit in the head with a wok.

[Darkwater]

increasing distortion until space itself becomes a funny concept

[Col. Buggernuts]

Suffocating within their own arse, along with severe spinal damage.

[TheMrFailz]

Collapsing into a dwarf moderator after growing to be as big as Garry himself.

[Bradyns]

AT missile.

[elix]

9.82m/s^2

[Zonesylvania]

old age

[elix]

Hung by ropes and violently executed by a gun-toting demon slayer.

(P.S. my avatar is Iwata, think about that)

[_maverick_]

Killed by an angry Mario fan

[NostalgicBird]

Memed to death

[xZippy]

Too small to make out. By stepping in an electrified puddle.

[Joazzz]

needle

[EmilyVasquez]

Getting head blown off

[Nope guy]

Falling off a bridge while being drunk

[TheMrFailz]

Pew pew from a terrorist or the rope ends up breaking.

[suXin]

[highlight]BAN[/highlight]

[_maverick_]

Rolling upside down.
Ninja'd, you motherfucker

A very hungry cat

[Nightmare515]

He's already a dead meme.

[Zufeng]

Lynched by many people because its furry

[ichiman94]

Lynched by many people because its catgirl.

[Ghost_Nixon]

idk, some pokemon shit I think?

[EmilyVasquez]

Killed by profound sadness

[Zufeng]

Sniped by widowmaker in eye

[RasmusG5]

Overdose of weaboo shit

[daigennki]

Too many g's in an airplane

[Download]

Dying at the most dramatic moment possible to get the JRPG drama going.

[Ctrl]

Crushed

[xZippy]

Hunted for rare sought-after duck blubber.

[Sableye]

Obama switches off the UHF TV bands and all old black and white TVs descend into eternal snow

[NostalgicBird]

Killed by a bunch of MLP haters