• I saved a pigeon.
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Hey all. So my mom spottet a pigeon with a broken wing lying in our garden. Here in norway we have something called "fuglehjelpen" which is like a free vet driving around helping injured birds. Problem is, they're not open on sundays, so i have to watch after the pigeon till tomorrow. I've holed him up in the shed and given him a nice little home in one of our discarded dog cages. What do i do? I have no idea how to take care of a bird. He seems really scared, and he's not eating when i throw him breadcrumbs. Halp facepunch. Also, help me name him.
Stop throwing breadcrumbs at it, lay them next to him. Give it water too, it might not be hungry.
Let him go? Then you won't have to worry about much I guess.
i saved a bird once found earthworms fed it mom feeds it a banana it choked to death i'm serious
[QUOTE=Owner2;16137836]i saved a bird once found earthworms fed it mom feeds it a banana it choked to death i'm serious[/QUOTE] Your mothers an idiot, you should count yourself lucky to be alive.
Tastes like chicken.
1.Give it light (Birds that aren't nocternal hate the dark alot!) 2.Just leave some food and water 3.Leave it alone and don't ever even check on it unless you can withought it noticing. 4.It's most likely going to die anyway but some do make it.
Guess what's for dinner tonight :banjo:
I hate pigeons with a passion. :smug:
I know! Make a thread about it on Facepunch! They'll know what to do.
Well i gave it some breadcrumbs again and some water on a platter. I heard the dark keeps birds calm, and this guy is kinda skittish.
I hate pigeons.
[img]http://www.gta4.tv/img/content/608.png[/img] [b]Hey look a flying rat[/b]
Survival of the Fittest. Clearly, the pigeon was beat up by superior pigeons and now your just fucking with the course of nature by saving him.
Yeah, or it flew into the ground and your just fucking the course of nature by saving a dimwit. But either way, let it go. [editline]05:43PM[/editline] I fuck nature all the time. With a flaming penis.
It's not one of those city-pigeons, i'm a hunter so i'm pretty good at discerning between different species of bird. I'm having a hard time trying to determine what kind of pigeon it is though.
penis in mouth
name it bogrok
[QUOTE=:-);16137892]I hate pigeons with a passion. :smug:[/QUOTE] Joe don't be so heartless
Train it in the art of kung fu and go from town to town fighting crime.
[QUOTE=Hamm0;16138553]Joe don't be so heartless[/QUOTE] Freaking Jesus, it's Hamish :hurr:
Cool, my dog ate a pigeon last night, so it all balances out! Right?
You gotta pre-chew the breadcrumbs first, then get the pigeon to feed from your mouth. Name the pigeon Max Payne.
[QUOTE=:-);16138561]Freaking Jesus, it's Hamish :hurr:[/QUOTE] Tis indeed.
Pidgey. :buddy: No, name it The One Free Bird. Or Freebird. GORDON FREEBIRD
[QUOTE=Sam Tilgan;16138677]GORDON FREEBIRD[/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=Posessed;16138393]It's not one of those city-pigeons, i'm a hunter so i'm pretty good at discerning between different species of bird. I'm having a hard time trying to determine what kind of pigeon it is though.[/QUOTE] Dern city slicker pigeons with their fancy book learnin'.
Sometimes if you tickle the sides of their mouths they open them. Works for babies anyway. goddamnit not human babies, baby birds
Sometimes if you tickle their private regions white stuff comes out.
God damnit, it's shitting everywhere.
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