• Dumb shit you've done while high v1- What's a goon to a goblin?
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Post about your gooniest moments of bliss. For me, its probably my adventure on New Years. I was really drunk and high, and at one point, I got into an office chair, turned on daft punk's song Voyager, and rolled around the basement making spaceship noises. Share your stories!
I was coughing a lot right after, so I got some water and then coughed and spat all over my friends.
I've never done dumb shit when i was high. except that one time i did DXM on SSRIs and went to school, gagging and shit in class. maybe going to school high on heroin was kinda dumb but it's real easy to function on horse if you know how, which isn't hard. okay that was pretty dumb but i've been smart the rest of the time
not dumb in the sense of ignorant, dumb like when I forgot that I ordered a pizza and when the doorbell rang I assumed the FBI was taking me to prison for possesion charges
Well I might be goofy high, I'm not a completely shitfaced retard like when I'm drunk...(half the reason I don't drink anymore) I've tried to get my girlfriend to give me head in the car while her dad was driving...felt up her friend that same night shortly later in the car. Then another time I peed on myself and felt the need to run out to my buddy and show him, I don't know if I was looking for his approval or?
Me and my friend climbed trees in the forest when it was pitch black whilst we were smoking a spliff each earlier. She got stuck and had to jump. She landed on me. Bitch. That's about as stupid as I get when I'm wasted. I don't really do stupid things; just childish things.
Second time high, super high, went to the store with friends and got my stuff and went out to my friends car. It was locked and I got really confused. Then they came out and told me their car was over there (a completely different direction). I felt pretty dumb, the car didn't even look the same.
I pissed and shitted myself when I died to a scout while screaming and bashing my keyboard. (TF2) I'm never getting on the computer while high again.
[QUOTE=Kiq;28266097]I pissed and shitted myself when I died to a scout while screaming and bashing my keyboard. (TF2) I'm never getting on the computer while high again.[/QUOTE] I can just imagine if the player found that out. Oh god. I'm baked, so I'll post what happens to me later
Probably the most foolish thing I've ever done high. Me and another DDer Zamped were smoking in the woods not far from my house. We had just finished smoking up a few bowls of some Cali dank and were high as hell when I looked up to see a car pull in on the road about 60 feet from us. The car was white and looked a lot like a police car so we quickly scrambled behind a tree. We didn't hear a door open so we quietly discussed our plan to run but we decided we should wait a bit to make our move. We hid for what seemed like forever behind the trees and never saw anyone get out of the car so I decided to go for a look. So I quietly walk up the hill to the edge of the road to get a better look at the car. The car was just a blank white car with no one inside. This was followed by much laughter. Oh and get this. Yesterday I went skateboarding with a few of my friends at this parking garage that has abandon businesses above then above that apartments where people actually live. So we skate for about 20 mins when my friend / dealer offers to split a bowl of Cali dank for free. An offer I gladly accept so we walk behind a stairwell that is locked from the outside but its an exit for the apartments above which we have never seen anyone use so we figure its for emergencies only. We smoke the fat bowl exhaling all the smoke into the garage as we he puts the bowl into his pocket the city fire marshal and fire chief walk out the the exit no more then 10 feet from us. At this point I think we are caught for sure so I look over to my friend to see what to do. Our car is 5 feet from us parked inside the garage and we have all our skateboarding stuff scattered around the car so we couldn't just run. So he jumps onto his board and skates to the other side of the garage I follow on my board. We we got to the others side we looked back to see what they were doing and the Chief and Marshal just continued on with their business like they never even saw us.
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;28266574]Probably the most foolish thing I've ever done high. Me and another DDer Zamped were smoking in the woods not far from my house. We had just finished smoking up a few bowls of some Cali dank and were high as hell when I looked up to see a car pull in on the road about 60 feet from us. The car was white and looked a lot like a police car so we quickly scrambled behind a tree. We didn't hear a door open so we quietly discussed our plan to run but we decided we should wait a bit to make our move. We hid for what seemed like forever behind the trees and never saw anyone get out of the car so I decided to go for a look. So I quietly walk up the hill to the edge of the road to get a better look at the car. The car was just a blank white car with no one inside. This was followed by much laughter. Oh and get this. Yesterday I went skateboarding with a few of my friends at this parking garage that has abandon businesses above then above that apartments where people actually live. So we skate for about 20 mins when my friend / dealer offers to split a bowl of Cali dank for free. An offer I gladly accept so we walk behind a stairwell that is locked from the outside but its an exit for the apartments above which we have never seen anyone use so we figure its for emergencies only. We smoke the fat bowl exhaling all the smoke into the garage as we he puts the bowl into his pocket the city fire marshal and fire chief walk out the the exit no more then 10 feet from us. At this point I think we are caught for sure so I look over to my friend to see what to do. Our car is 5 feet from us parked inside the garage and we have all our skateboarding stuff scattered around the car so we couldn't just run. So he jumps onto his board and skates to the other side of the garage I follow on my board. We we got to the others side we looked back to see what they were doing and the Chief and Marshal just continued on with their business like they never even saw us.[/QUOTE] Damn bro, the second must have been terrifying.
[QUOTE=Kiq;28266676]Damn bro, the second must have been terrifying.[/QUOTE] You sir have no idea. I was baked off my ass and had no idea what to do I still can't believe I didn't get in trouble for that.
My first DMT trip... Holy fucking shit, that stuff is strong, man.
One time me and a friend got super duper high and it was really sunny so we decided to ride our bikes a bit... next thing I know we'd cycled 6 miles and were at Heathrow airport with no idea how to get back home. Good times.
Stared at the stars for a good half hour while talking to my girlfriend at the time whilst on DXM. It was about 10 degrees outside and i was wearing only jeans and a tshirt. But goddamn, that sky was fucking beautiful.
oh my god i love your avatar shortie. manson is such a goon
We stuck a bike pump in my friends asshole, and started pumping it. He had like a 15 second fart, and then shat all over the floor. I was laughing so hard i cried. Then, he went to sleep naked and woke up with a boner in a dog bed.... :?
[QUOTE=Septimas;28268596]We stuck a bike pump in my friends asshole, and started pumping it. He had like a 15 second fart, and then shat all over the floor. I was laughing so hard i cried. Then, he went to sleep naked and woke up with a boner in a dog bed.... :?[/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=Septimas;28268596]We stuck a bike pump in my friends asshole, and started pumping it. He had like a 15 second fart, and then shat all over the floor. I was laughing so hard i cried. Then, he went to sleep naked and woke up with a boner in a dog bed.... :?[/QUOTE] Sounds like a helluva night.
washed out candlewax from a candle and dumping it into the sink. then it hardened and i had to pick it out.
[QUOTE=Septimas;28268596]We stuck a bike pump in my friends asshole, and started pumping it. He had like a 15 second fart, and then shat all over the floor. I was laughing so hard i cried. Then, he went to sleep naked and woke up with a boner in a dog bed.... :?[/QUOTE] Shit just got weird.
Gone into a pizza joint with some friends while walking around town, going up to the counter and mumbling something about bread sticks which they never heard, sitting at a table for like 10 minutes and talking, and then getting up and leaving without even ordering anything because we forgot about it.
My friends and I stole a beer pong table out of the yard of a frat on campus and carried it all the way to a local Jimmy John's (a two mile or so walk), where we left it outside on the sidewalk. My friend also paid for a breadstick with a brick. He didn't threaten the guy, he just suggested that a brick for a stick was a fair trade (he got the breadstick, but the clerk told him to keep the brick.)
i was in a resutrant really stoned and someone said something while i was drinking water and i spit it all over the people sitting across from me, was fuckin hilarious. also in high school i took a bunch of percs and oxys and didn't drink anything all day, got all dehydrated and felt like i was gunna pass out. then my teacher thought i was raising my hand and called on me (fuck if i know what i was doing) and i was like "uuh, what? nah, im good". but he was cool so it didn't end too bad. then just assorted bad problem solving skills when i was too high. haven't done any dumb shit in a while though, that all happened when i was a noob stoner.
I come home ripped all the time and when im nervous and stoned i tend to talk fast and slur my words slightly besides that tho not a lot. me and a bud once smoked in a house that was being built, but some guy shoed up after a few bowls and we booked it
I feel like I posted this before, but myself and a few buddies were sitting in my buddy's car in a McDonald's parking lot. My friend had a 10-minute shitalking session about a seagull that was chilling in the parking lot. "Look at you, you fuck, you don't have thumbs, I mean, I can't fly but at least I can pick shit up." etc. Also I laughed like Jack Nicholson for something like thirty minutes apparently.
Ordered pizza and tried making our own vouchers by writing on small bits of paper. Dumb idea but genius since they didn't check the vouchers and we got 50% off. It's a shame they didn't accept the first one though: 'Yeah I have a voucher here, any pizza any size 99p' 'I don't think that's a real voucher' 'Nah it's not it's 50% off'
Jumped in a dealer's van, had great adventure. Passed a guy slashing his wrists open outside a pub, and with a ridiculous amount of coke and weed in the van we pulled up alongside a cop who had drove straight past slashman and told him about it. Then went for a spliff in (a different) pub car park [editline]25th February 2011[/editline] oh oh i remembered a good one, probably mentioned this before in an addicts' lounge gonna make a paint diagram for this shit, hold on done it [img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4148/bongtime.png[/img] So we were sat on this cliff next to a main road, with an eighth of weed on us, smoking it out my shitty homemade bong (The wall was plenty high). When suddenly we hear sirens coming down the road. They suddenly stop at the intersection, so we all look at eachother like "Fuck" for a moment, then fucking scram. We ran "south" from where we were sat and there's shitloads of branches and shit in the way but it's on the same level as the cliff. Then one of us looked over the wall and it was an ambulance, we were like "fuck". We managed to lose one of the bags (2 10 bags) so we were quite angry
[QUOTE=Octave;28271615]Gone into a pizza joint with some friends while walking around town, going up to the counter and mumbling something about bread sticks which they never heard, sitting at a table for like 10 minutes and talking, and then getting up and leaving without even ordering anything because we forgot about it.[/QUOTE] Next time, be sure to ask about the widdly scuds
I did shroom for the first time last Tuesday, and it started out good, and then just went downhill. I ate them at my friends house, and we stayed there for a while, until they started to hit me. Then I started seeing like trails when I moved my hands, and I could have sworn I could see the inside of a cabinet. Then my friend took me outside, and I just wandered around for a while. Then my friend, because he likes to screw with me, took me to a really populated park, and I felt like everyone was watching me, so I told him to turn around. Then my parents called me, and for some reason I answered, and I had trouble getting words out right, so I hung up really quickly, and turned my phone off. Then my friend took me to Taco Bell, where we met up with another friend who's done shrooms before. Then I don't remember anything, but apparently he took me to a movie theater, and I ran into the theater and started waving at everyone. He dragged me back to his car, and then took me to a third friend's house, where I sat there for a good two hours looking at all the posters on his wall. It was weird as fuck.
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