Morning Wood, the thing you get when you have had a gooooood dream and wake up with a big surprise(I dont brag about its hugeness).
Is it a curse? Does it torment you in some way when you wake up in the morning?
Or in my point of view a gift; with gift i mean you can just simply start a good morning with some burping with the worm.
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Aye?
where did you get that picture of me???
Sometimes I like to slap the meat, but often I have to get out of bed quickly for school so it's difficult to pee... I'd say curse
I hate when I have a morning wood and I have to pee.
Edit;
HammerTime :ninja:'d me :C
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012460]where did you get that picture of me???[/QUOTE]
You look beautiful in the mornings.
Also, I never really get morning wood, and even when I do, I don't notice it because I am too tired.
Well my mom runs a home daycare....
And the shower I use is down the hall. So I usually have to wait for it to go away before I make my way down the hall, or (cringe) put clothes on.
Or, I risk cries of "What's he hiding in his pants?!"
yeah and then you have to stand half a mile away from the toilette like i have to :(
hey honey did you sleep wel- OH MY GOD
its pretty annoying, especially if you have a parent that likes to throw the covers off of you to wake you up
I wax my wood every morning.
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012511]yeah and then you have to stand half a mile away from the toilette like i have to :([/QUOTE]
Sit down, trust me, in the mornings when you wake up and you're too tired, sitting down for a piss can the best wake up call ever.
Peeing sucks so much.
I can never fap quickly enough in the mornings to be ready for school. I think my dick hasn't properly woken up or something in the early morning IDK.
[QUOTE=icemaz;20012532]Sit down, trust me, in the mornings when you wake up and you're too tired, sitting down for a piss can the best wake up call ever.[/QUOTE]
If I have to sit down i literally have to put my dick in the toilet otherwise it'll just kind of lay itself on the seat and it's very weird
[QUOTE=saucekeg;20012513]hey honey did you sleep wel- OH MY GOD[/QUOTE]
I'd assume he slept rather well.
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012557]If I have to sit down i literally have to put my dick in the toilet otherwise it'll just kind of lay itself on the seat and it's very weird[/QUOTE]
There is a method to sort of angling it sideways and using your hand to push it down slightly.
It's tough, but doable.
For you people who have troubles with peeing in the morning with wood.
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It is annoying as fuck to pee with morningwood, but it's easier if you sit down.
Ahhh
A thread revolving completely around dicks
THIS is the Facepunch I know and love
It's neither.
[QUOTE=icemaz;20012532]Sit down, trust me, in the mornings when you wake up and you're too tired, sitting down for a piss can the best wake up call ever.[/QUOTE]
It's a good advice, except that I'm too damn lazy to even sit down to take a piss :P
It's awesome on the weekends, but I don't like it when I have school.
Any girls annoyed by their significant other's morning wood? That'd be an interesting change of perspective.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;20012624]Ahhh
A thread revolving completely around dicks
THIS is the Facepunch I know and love[/QUOTE]
You afraid of talking about your dick? Don't worry son... as they say: "size doesn't mater"
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012511]yeah and then you have to stand half a mile away from the toilette like i have to :([/QUOTE]
lmao
[QUOTE=GranaMan;20012665]You afraid of talking about your dick? Don't worry son... as they say: "size doesn't mater"[/QUOTE]
Nope, just remarking.
Too many threads recently about people's fucking [I]parents.[/I]
Why would anyone want to fap the second they wake up? Wouldn't that make you sleepy again?
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20012873]Why would anyone want to fap the second they wake up? Wouldn't that make you sleepy again?[/QUOTE]
Yep
sleep, wake up, fap, REPEAT
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all day every day
a curse because it makes it easier for someone hiding under your bed to cut it off
its a curse cause it hurts fapping in the morning
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