The motherfucking Stir Crazy; or the best popcorn ever
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So youve seen your pussy ass communist ''Bag-o-microwave'' shit.
NO. STOP EATING THAT PUSSY SHIT
GET SERIOUS
[img]http://www.popcornmachineshop.com/images/21/stircrazy.jpg[/img]
HOW MUCH FUCKING BUTTER DO YOU WANT? FUCKING ALL OF IT. IT DOESNT MATTER YOU FUCKING CHOOSE. DOES YOUR BAGGY SHIT OR OVEN TOP PANSIE CORN HAVE TOO LITTLE?
NOT THIS. WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT YOU CHOOSE HOW MUCH GOD DAMNED POP CORN YOU WANT
THIS
IS THE MOTHER FUCKIN' STIR CRAZY
[img]http://www.housewaresandbeyond.com/images/items/11440/jpg/West-Bend-82366-6-Quart-Stir-Crazy-Popcorn-Popper.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/330/16/1227651886-74968_full.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3081/2376863184_cbd6f8a34d.jpg[/img]
YEAH, ITS THAT FUCKING AWESOME
Im cool becuase i can talk in caps
FUCKiNG AWESOME DUDE.
EX FUCKING TREEEEEMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111!1!FOUR!@
/caps
Hell yeah. Looks awesome.
[QUOTE=desertsniper;21318095]Im cool becuase i can talk in caps[/QUOTE]
FUCKING YES I AM
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I want some FUCKIN' STIR CRAZY
How much does it cost?
Real men use one of those hand-cranked stovetop ones
op is not a real man
I use that as my helmet in space.
[QUOTE=TheLocoMofo;21318114]I want some FUCKIN' STIR CRAZY
How much does it cost?[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/West-Bend-6-Quart-Electric-Popcorn/dp/B00004RC6R/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1271123901&sr=8-3]It cost 30$, the best you will ever spend[/url]
I like two cups of butter on my popcorn.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21318118]Real men use one of those hand-cranked stovetop ones
op is not a real man[/QUOTE]
real men use microwaves
with the door open
Real men pop their popcorn with the heat of their breath.
Can it blend.
MAYBE IF I USE CAPS FOR EMPHASIS ON EVERYTHING IT'LL BE FUNNY.
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[editline]10:37AM[/editline]
Also I agree, those things are the shit.
That's fucking amazing
Skip to 1:15 for awesome poppingness
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFOdztjuLX8[/media]
[URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=eFOdztjuLX8"][/URL]
I laughed, caps are justified for me.
Capslock + Over the top cursing = unoriginal humour.
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;21319514]Capslock + Over the top cursing = unoriginal humour.[/QUOTE]
Capslock + Over the top cursing = the best humorl
[img]http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/84357100019_450x450_a.jpg[/img]
facking best popcorn ever
Stove + oil + kernals
Be a man.
Okay that thing is actually fucking awesome after watching that video and I think I'm going to buy one because our popcorn machine (old fuckin thing from like the 80s or 90s, strong as an ox) recently broke and we haven't bothered getting a new one yet.
Awesome sauce.
I usually use corn seeds and put them in a bowl with butter and microwave them with a lid. No need to purchase fancy equipment.
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[QUOTE=Roll_Program;21322075]Stove + oil + kernals
Be a man.[/QUOTE]
Yea that too sometimes except butter > oil.
LOOKS DELICIOUS BRO!! YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME OF THAT SHIT IN THE MAIL OKAY?
i love popcorn :downs:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21318118]Real men use one of those hand-cranked stovetop ones
op is not a real man[/QUOTE]
No, real men just eat the kernels without cooking them.