• The 'chemtrail conspiracy theory' - another one of those usual old crazy conspiracies
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Recently while on YouTube (where else), I discovered one of the most '[i]amazing[/i]' conspiracy theories. The chemtrail conspiracy theory suggests that contrails are actually chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public in clandestine programs directed by government officials. These people genuinely believe that contrails produced by aircraft are part of: an operation to 'control' the population in a big brother, George Orwell kind of way; a massive electromagnetic super weapons program; global weather control; global population control; and biological and chemical warfare. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Contrails.jpg[/img][img]http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/inside11.JPG[/img] As per your usual deranged conspiracy theorist, you get the usual ravings like these [quote]Chemtrail spraying seems to be heaviest and most constant over North America and most countries of western Europe. Some countries in Asia are being sprayed (Japan and Korea), but the greatest exception to any chemtrail activity whatsover is China. The Chinese are being spared completely because China is [i]being groomed by the NWO to replace the United States as the leading nation of the world[/i], both economically and militarily.[/quote] Here are some clearly scientific, well-informed and reliable videos for you to rage at: Condensation, pressure and wind shear, these are a few things they have absolutely no grasp of. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shB_rx5MbCM&feature=related[/media] Commercial aviation fuel-dumping, clearly a government conspiracy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDR-r1ds9t8&feature=related[/media] Finally, a seven part documentary about chemtrails. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTMv11kwc3I[/media] I despair.
Black helicopters i tell you man >>
I've heard about this before. Makes me laugh every time, but then I realise the government took my emotions. Beep.
Oh wow, that's pretty crazy. I doubt it's true though.
None of this is true, it's pretty obvious thaI LOVE THE USA, GOING TO JOIN THE ARMY NOW, MUST PROTECT COUNTRY FROM FOREIGNERS
First video. "Good thing were above him. I know. Or we'd be dead right now." :facepalm:
Religious ghouls in rockets.
My dad got so worked up over these a few years ago. It took a solid month of earth science teachings until he simmered down.
[QUOTE=Explosions;26159559]Religious ghouls in rockets.[/QUOTE] Bravo, that made me laugh :P.
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It's the exaust, man! It's controlling our brainwaves, man! [QUOTE=Assburgers;26159857]Bullshit [highlight](User was executed for this post (-Government))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Assburgers, give me your old fgsfgs avatar. :colbert:
Whats the 2nd picture supposed to be from?
[QUOTE=RoBaDoB;26161175]Whats the 2nd picture supposed to be from?[/QUOTE] Cargo deck of a plane methinks.
These are zig-zagged through all of Arizona. If they were actually chemicals we'd all be fucked.
Look up the Project Lucifer conspiracy theory as well, it's hilarious to think that people actually believe in stupid shit like this.
When I was 12 I used to believe this. I have a book on it. "Chemtrails Confirmed". I could like give scans and shit if you'd be interested.
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[QUOTE=Detective P;26161324]When I was 12 I used to believe this. I have a book on it. "Chemtrails Confirmed". I could like give scans and shit if you'd be interested.[/QUOTE] Give them to us to see please!
Haha you guys are so funneh, haha. Making fun of people you dont know and talking shit. I could laugh about all of your because you believe in Evolution, yet YOU have not proven a single aspect. Not that I dont believe in evolution, but you people are stupid. You can only believe in things that get taught to you, laughing about people who have other views is the main root of stupity on this world. Pure ignorance. Edit: This is not funny.
Damn scientists won't get me with their crazy pressure bullshit :argh:
my batshit roommate emailed me and the rest of his group this a while back. If every comedian on the planet died, we would still have crazies to keep us amused.
Whenever I see people believe this bullshit, I lose a little faith in humanity.
My mom is pretty heavily into this shit. It disgusts me that people are ignorant of the most basic science principles that they would believe crap like this.
Contrails are a natural product of the chemical reaction that occurs inside a jet engine, because: Jet fuel (usually high grade octane plus additives like methyl [I]tert[/I]-butyl ether to raise the octane even more) + O2 --> CO2 + H2O (yes, water) + Heat/Energy. The water that is produced cools rapidly at high altitudes and forms a dense mist, which is the contrail.
I've read somewhere that the second picture is a set-up for testing the aircraft. They pump huge amounts of water to tanks in different parts of the plane to shift the weight around.
Reminded me of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8[/media] [B] WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN OUR AIR SUPPLY?![/B]
What this is not truALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGOVERNMENT
All you have to do is FOLLOW THE MONEY
It's not like cloud seeding or localised weather control has never been attempted in a similar manner. However the whole chemtrail conspiracy as it stands is bullshit, y'know, the whole 'mind control' thing that they're spouting. Cloud seeding and attempts at weather control isn't something that the government or scientists cover up. It's talked about openly.
"another one of those usual old crazy conspiracies" -another one of those usual attitudes that leads to getting taken advantage of. I'll be there to see you fold, OP
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