It's Not the 7-Year Itch, It's Your Toilet Seat! - Polidicks

[QUOTE][URL="http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/a-clockwork-orange/toilet-seat-chemicals-sensitiv/"][QUOTE][IMG]http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/dirty-toilet-seat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] As you well know, dirty toilet seats can make you sick, pregnant and shamed with all manner of embarrassing social diseases. But what most of us do to keep the seat from becoming a Petri dishes for all that nastiness can give us itches, rashes and other painful skin eruptions.[/URL][/QUOTE] If it's not a hemorrhoid... then who is butler?

You didnt have to post a picture... This is just like that guy who posted a picture of his dick stuck in a CD case in the OIFY

[QUOTE=Best4bond;20004162]You didnt have to post a picture... This is just like that guy who posted a picture of his dick stuck in a CD case in the OIFY[/QUOTE] It's the picture from the article.

I never shit in public because of this.

I only went into a public loo once, well the toilet at work, same thing to be honest, lined it all up with toilet paper, then proceeded to let out a massive eruption of viscous shit, it was horrible, I tried to flush the toilet but the shit came floating on up to greet me as I had blocked the toilet with all the shit and massive amounts of toilet paper to clean myself up with. I ran out the loo, taking a final glance to see my messy eruption slowly creeping out from under the door. Checked back later and the toilet was locked out of order :(

[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;20005269]I only went into a public loo once, well the toilet at work, same thing to be honest, lined it all up with toilet paper, then proceeded to let out a massive eruption of viscous shit, it was horrible, I tried to flush the toilet but the shit came floating on up to greet me as I had blocked the toilet with all the shit and massive amounts of toilet paper to clean myself up with. I ran out the loo, taking a final glance to see my messy eruption slowly creeping out from under the door. Checked back later and the toilet was locked out of order :([/QUOTE] :cawg:

[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;20005269]I only went into a public loo once, well the toilet at work, same thing to be honest, lined it all up with toilet paper, then proceeded to let out a massive eruption of viscous shit, it was horrible, I tried to flush the toilet but the shit came floating on up to greet me as I had blocked the toilet with all the shit and massive amounts of toilet paper to clean myself up with. I ran out the loo, taking a final glance to see my messy eruption slowly creeping out from under the door. Checked back later and the toilet was locked out of order :([/QUOTE] Argh god! My Ribs are sore.

[quote]As you well know, dirty toilet seats can make you sick, [b]pregnant [/b]and shamed with all manner of embarrassing social diseases. But what most of us do to keep the seat from becoming a Petri dishes for all that nastiness can give us itches, rashes and other painful skin eruptions.[/quote] :aaa:

I came in here, expecting something else. I was about to open my soda and saw the picture. I lost my wanting to drink it

Toilet seats are cleaner than your mouth

[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;20005269]I only went into a public loo once, well the toilet at work, same thing to be honest, lined it all up with toilet paper, then proceeded to let out a massive eruption of viscous shit, it was horrible, I tried to flush the toilet but the shit came floating on up to greet me as I had blocked the toilet with all the shit and massive amounts of toilet paper to clean myself up with. I ran out the loo, taking a final glance to see my messy eruption slowly creeping out from under the door. Checked back later and the toilet was locked out of order :([/QUOTE] Cried with laughter and my mum asked :wtf: was going on

[QUOTE=Thomo;20008210]I don't eat shit.[/QUOTE] who shits on a toilet seat

I'm sure people are pretty pissed over this.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMxyJgKggo[/media]

McDonalds in my town washed their toilet seats in the washer machine. eugh

So that's why my balls are itchy on the sides... [editline]11:53PM[/editline] brb wiping toilet seat [editline]11:53PM[/editline] toilet flooded, nevermind.

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;20008241]who shits on a toilet seat[/QUOTE] Who doesn't?