• A CHICKEN Journey [interactive]
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A CHICKEN Journey!(Already in progress from a steam chat) [img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8867/chicken1.png[/img] You are A CHICKEN! What Do? [B]>examine fence[/B] [img]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9724/chicken2.png[/img] The Fences Blackness seems to stem from its cleanness, dirtiness, or abosrbtion [img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8867/chicken1.png[/img] You are still A CHICKEN. What now? [B]>go see your best friend, the cow[/B] [img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4803/chicken3.png[/img] You go to see your best friend the cow. [img]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8762/chicken4.png[/img] [img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/3248/chicken5.png[/img] You are now with BEST FRIEND COW. What do? [B]>ask him if he knows how to get off the farm[/B] [img]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7356/chicken6.png[/img] BEST FRIEND COW knows the only way he'll get off the farm is if you help him out of his pen. There is a padlock on the door. [b]>attempt to pick lock with beak[/b] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/chicken7.gif[/img] It doesn't seem to be working. Something else may do better.
>Steal the key from the farmer and unlock the padlock
>Imagine your BEST FRIEND COW in SUGGESTIVE POSITIONS
[QUOTE=Captun Nick;31700071]>Steal the key from the farmer and unlock the padlock[/QUOTE] [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2207/chicken8.png[/img] The Farmer is milking a cow but does not appear to have the keys in his pocket.
>Catch his attention
>peck the cow and make it knock the farmer out
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;31700706]>Catch his attention[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/chicken9.gif[/img] [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2207/chicken8.png[/img] Well, that didn't work.
>Peck him lightly
peck at his butt
[QUOTE=Shadoxa;31701254]>Peck him lightly[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;31701270]peck at his butt[/QUOTE] [img]http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/236/chicken101.png[/img] [img]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/5098/chicken102.png[/img] [img]http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/8237/chicken104.png[/img] It appears he was cardboard. The only real thing about the farmer was his HANKERCHIEF.
>peck dat
Use the hanker chief to climb over the fence.
[QUOTE=KneeSlappington;31701628]>peck dat[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/chicken11.gif[/img] [img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/36/chicken12.png[/img] The HANKERCHIEF is now stuck on your beak.
>Sneeze
[QUOTE=Captun Nick;31701991]>Sneeze[/QUOTE] [img]http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/3056/chicken13copy.png[/img] You sneeze. [img]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2941/chicken14.png[/img] The BEAKERCHIEF is now covered in snot.
>Use hankerchief as a headband.
>Now find a stick, and use it to pick the lock to Cow's pen. You can do that, because you are CRIMINAL CHICKEN!
>Use hankerchief as a headband.
> Use handkerchief as a handkerchief.
the hankerchief is obviously there intentionaly, and is some sort of hip fashion statement
Dispose of the hankerchief as it is now dirty and unusable
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;31702580]>Use hankerchief as a headband.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3694/chicken15.png[/img] Whee.
Now that is has a head band, he uses his ninja skills to scale the fence and escape from this odd land.
>Now find a stick, and use it to pick the lock to Cow's pen. You can do that, because you are CRIMINAL CHICKEN!
>Go look for another hankerchief for your friend the cow.
Look around for a farmhouse.
>Use head band as rope and climb over the fence.
Go hunt down the other CHICKENS so that you can all grab on to COW and fly him out of his PEN.
Erhm, check your feathers for items.
Get green-lined sunglasses and become Chickens!
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