• Fez leaps onto PC on May 1st
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[url]http://www.shacknews.com/article/78266/fez-leaps-onto-pc-on-may-1st[/url]
Here I thought PCs were for spreadsheets.
"critically acclaimed indie hit." Not what I heard about it.
Shut up Fhux I'm trying to manage my footballs here.
go away fez you aren't fooling me with your tile-based world those squares don't even have numbers in them
Why's everyone suddenly against this game? Last I heard it was one of the best indie games. Did I miss something?
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;39962872]Why's everyone suddenly against this game? Last I heard it was one of the best indie games. Did I miss something?[/QUOTE] Phil Fish is a cunt, and its just a pretentious indie game anyway.
Phil Fish is literally a vagina with sideburns
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;39962872]Why's everyone suddenly against this game? Last I heard it was one of the best indie games. Did I miss something?[/QUOTE] It's a good game, but most people who know about Phil Fish don't like it because he's not a very good person. He responds to criticism with hostility, he thinks he's a better person and developer than others (with quotes like: "I'm going to be the future face of gaming," and, "I just won an award, so you can suck my dick."), he's made sweeping remarks about gaming like "Japanese games just suck," he put Fez on XBL because he thinks "games should be played with a controller on a couch" and then didn't update it (though there was a save data erasing bug that hid a few players) because XBL's terms meant he'd have to pay them money to release the update (though he should have known this when he signed on with them) and is now releasing it on Steam despite saying he wouldn't do so. Wow, after I typed this out it feels very "ew I just don't like this guy," but there's a lot of stuff on different sites about the things he's done and said.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;39962977]It's a good game, but most people who know about Phil Fish don't like it because he's not a very good person. He responds to criticism with hostility, he thinks he's a better person and developer than others (with quotes like: "I'm going to be the future face of gaming," and, "I just won an award, so you can suck my dick."), he's made sweeping remarks about gaming like "Japanese games just suck," he put Fez on XBL because he thinks "games should be played with a controller on a couch" and then didn't update it (though there was a save data erasing bug that hid a few players) because XBL's terms meant he'd have to pay them money to release the update (though he should have known this when he signed on with them) and is now releasing it on Steam despite saying he wouldn't do so. Wow, after I typed this out it feels very "ew I just don't like this guy," but there's a lot of stuff on different sites about the things he's done and said.[/QUOTE] I thought we all knew he was a prick long before it released, and the only reason it didn't come out on PC until now was due to exclusivity with Microsoft.
Oh man, my computer can barely run Excel, how am I going to run [I]this[/I] spreadsheet?
So the game's decent but the developer's a dick?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KzNzwI7.png[/img] 'nuff said, he's a cunt I appreciate the honesty tho.
I'll probably buy this when it hits Steam.
such a great, deep indie game with deep thought-provoking puzzles like QR codes
Not onto [I]my[/I] PC it's not.
[QUOTE=Blueplastic;39963224][img]http://i.imgur.com/KzNzwI7.png[/img] 'nuff said, he's a cunt I appreciate the honesty tho.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DsYMUYv.png[/img] :v:
This guy is a twat of the twattiest proportions. I will not buy his shitty indie game.
I kind of feel bad for the programmer, he seems like nice person but the game he wrote gets tons of additional flak because the director/designer is so unbearable. Edit: His [URL="http://www.formspring.me/renaudbedard"]formspring[/URL] is interesting.
[QUOTE=llamaliker;39963207]So the game's decent but the developer's a dick?[/QUOTE] Game is shit, literally no challenge and you just jump from one platform to the next, I dont get how people can say that the game is great and people hate it because of Phil. It literally is no challenge and no reward
I imagine he's not going to be very pleased with the sales figures since he's very effectively pissed off every single PC gamer that was even mildly interested in his game. I still can't get over how he fancies himself a "revolutionary" when really all he did was make a very basic platformer with no enemies and no consequence for failure while filching a gimmick from Super Paper Mario.
[QUOTE=Fhux;39958818]Here I thought PCs were for spreadsheets.[/QUOTE] Apparently they switched the engine over to Microsoft Excel for the PC port so we could be more comfortable with it.
[QUOTE=Blueplastic;39963224][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KzNzwI7.png[/IMG] 'nuff said, he's a cunt I appreciate the honesty tho.[/QUOTE] Reddit would eat that up, bet you if it wasnt a pretentious indie game they would have thought it was Hitler commenting. Also Fez is garbage, and its one of the rare times you can safely say its a pretentious piece of shit because thats flat out what it is, Phil Fish alone makes it pretentious the way he talks about it, and then the game itself proves to be pretentious by having "deep" puzzles that mean fuck all, so its x2 pretentious.
What's with the spreadsheet and Excel jokes? I don't get it.
[QUOTE=uzikus;39970884]What's with the spreadsheet and Excel jokes? I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Fish said something in the lines of ''games should be played on a couch with a controller, PCs are for spreadsheets''.
[QUOTE=uzikus;39970884]What's with the spreadsheet and Excel jokes? I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Mr. Fish Sticks said at one point PCs are for spreadsheets and the game HAS to be experienced with a controller. [url]https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH/status/95911109667733504[/url]
[QUOTE=uzikus;39970884]What's with the spreadsheet and Excel jokes? I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Phil once said that videogames are meant to be exclusively played with a controller on the couch and that desktop computers are best used for spreadsheets.
Oh, thanks.
-snip, internet's being horrendously laggy right now and therefore ninja'd.-
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