• 'WTF?!' Band Names
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:wtf: Whats the craziest, radical, FUBAR, retarded, or out right puzzling band name you've ever heard of? Post a the name of the band and a song if you'd like. To start things off: [b]Holy Fuck-Lovely Allen[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ceQsSZpJk[/media] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Post Your Thread in Music" - Perfumly))[/highlight]
Jesus and the Dayglo Abortions. The band is too obscene and juvenile even for my tastes, though.
Dananananaykroyd - 'Black Wax' [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOIEdlfh7M[/media] Band is meh
Pretty much every screamo/hardcore band
[QUOTE=Zak1392;20264909]Pretty much every screamo/hardcore band[/QUOTE] Having gruesome names for death metal bands is cliched now.. There's a band from Asia called Blood Stain Child, which just makes me think, "how do you come up with that?"
[i]Paladins Of The Golden Power Fights With The Great Sword Of Eternal Magic And The Great Kings Will[/i] [url]http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=116538[/url]
An Icelandic band called Sigurrós. Translates to Win-rose.
Biffy Clyro. Seriously, what's that even supposed to mean?
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20266220]An Icelandic band called Sigurrós. Translates to Win-rose.[/QUOTE] More like Victory Rose. [editline]04:09PM[/editline] Oh, and DESTRÖYER 666 made me laugh.
Here enclosed find a table showing the meaning of your band names. [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/1677/summary_image_02.jpg[/img]
Anal Cunt is also a ridiculous name, but it fits well with the band's lyrical themes and the whole "we know we make shit music, we just make it to piss you off anyway" thing.
[QUOTE=the_shape;20266279]Biffy Clyro. Seriously, what's that even supposed to mean?[/QUOTE] "Another story is that one of the members owned a Cliff Richard [U][U][/U][/U]pen, i.e Cliffy Biro', which was accidentally spoonerised on a drunken night out." lol, [B]"CAN I BORROW YOUR BIFFY CLYRO PLEASE?"[/B]
"Sophistifuck & The Revlon Spam Queens" it was the original name for the germs... but the realized it wouldnt fit on a t shirt
Buck Naked and the Barebottom Boys.
Acid Bath [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaIndPxCP4E[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlIx7ScKaSQ[/media]
Black Milk
Genghis Tron. As far as I know their music has nothing do with ancient Mongolian warlords, or 80's sci-fi. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJWgInNEfQ[/media]
Butthole Surfers
Tokyo Hotel Really WTF
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;20280117]Tokyo Hotel Really WTF[/QUOTE] Actually I think it's Tokio, which makes it that much worse. Anything les claypool is involved with ex. Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains and Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade. He really likes being called colonel, and I really hate spelling it.
Nanowar [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T01SHSqaVCI/Rs22RfiFJJI/AAAAAAAAAN0/7OQrmmH9RuQ/s400/Other%2BBands%2BPlay%2BNanowar%2BGay.jpg[/img] [editline]12:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rad McCool;20265746][I]Paladins Of The Golden Power Fights With The Great Sword Of Eternal Magic And The Great Kings Will[/I] [URL]http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=116538[/URL][/QUOTE] LMAO never heard of that one :P
[QUOTE=the_shape;20266279]Biffy Clyro. Seriously, what's that even supposed to mean?[/QUOTE] I always thought it sounded like the name of a whore. "Hey Biffy, give me some more of that sweet ass!" Regardless, awesome band
Fearless Iranians From Hell
[QUOTE=pukkapieman;20278922]Butthole Surfers[/QUOTE] Sounds like a gang of prison rapists...
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