• The Government and Horse Sex
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My friend has an assignment for his government class where he has to discuss what he thinks the U.S. government's relationship with the media should be. He didn't know what to write about, so some friends and I gave him some advice. Do you think he made the right decision? [QUOTE=Friend]I believe the government should have little to no involvement in the media. The government should only control things that are very controversial or could harm the nation in some way. An example of something very controversial would be getting ass-raped by a horse. Should the media be allowed to publish something so wrong? Children could believe that getting fucked by a horse would be okay and try to make the horse participate in sexual intercourse with them. This would be very dangerous, because a horse would most likely kill the child. This would happen because horses generally have large genitals that are much larger than the size of a human's. The rectal and vaginal regions on a human's body can not take the massive trauma from a 3 foot penis that's 4 inches in diameter. Not to mention, the force at which the horse would fuck. The child's internal organs would be destroyed in a matter of seconds. As you can see this would cause a high rate in child deaths and cause the global population of humans to decrease and of horses to increase. The horse population would increase because the sperm from the horse's dick would find it's way to the tattered remains of a girl child's ovaries and impregnate the dead body. Although the mother is dead, the baby still grows because it is horse sperm and after a day, a new half-human half-horse creature is born. These animals will most likely rule the world one day. So in conclusion, the government should ban the publishment of horse fucking children because it encourages getting raped by a horse which will only lead to high death rates in children and global domination by centaurs.[/QUOTE]
Which government are we talkin about?
Excellent paper. I'd give it an A+
I dont know, it could be a little more subtle.
Sounds like something I'd write when I didn't want to take the work seriously [editline]12th May 2011[/editline] which was all the time
So where's the horse sex you promised?
i dunno, horse-man beasts would be awesome
I hope he has to read it to the class. Also Mr. Hands
[img]http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/16/40/26/43/horse-14.jpg[/img] Artists rendition of what the events in this essay may look like
A fetus cannot grow without nutrition from it's host. When the host dies, so does the fetus. Therefore I conclude that this paper is implausible.
[img]http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/funeralsong/default/rhps-dr-frank-n-furter--large-msg-119377100729.jpg[/img] Did someone say...[b][i]HORSE BRUTALITY[/i][/b]
All of a sudden this paper transformed from "boring government essay" to "what the fuck am I reading." Fantastic.
[QUOTE=Bletotum;29772057]i dunno, horse-man beasts would be awesome[/QUOTE] Hey man, don't rate me dumb, you know what you were thinking when you saw the title.
Vulgar and offensive.
I am coining the phrase, "because it is horse sperm."
your friend isn't a very good writer op
I don't think your friend is really planning on turning in a paper with the word "fuck" in it several times.
[QUOTE=litestrike;29772031]Global domination by centaurs.[/QUOTE] [img]http://finchsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/50_centaur.jpg[/img] It has begun.
Your friend is very literate and has pinpointed the underlying flaws found with both the U.S. government and media relations in a way for us to all see and open our eyes. Not only that he but has also expressed an incredible yet very rare art-form within his literacy that brings out a new standard for essay writing. :golfclap:
You have to admit, though guys, this guy has a valid point. The horses are most likely metaphors for republican politicians, and it could be said that when a person votes to support them, that person is, in essence, getting fucked by a horse.
Send him here: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1085823-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-V9-Pony-withdrawal-begins[/url]
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;29772367]You have to admit, though guys, this guy has a valid point. The horses are most likely metaphors for republican politicians, and it could be said that when a person votes to support them, that person is, in essence, getting fucked by a horse.[/QUOTE] Dude, your dp is giving me the jiggly wiggly's. In my pants.
What the fuck is this.
You need to tell your friend to turn that in, seriously. Imagine the look on the teacher's face when they read it.
Who writes that little for an essay, he should write about the subject of horse sex in more detail.
*BESTIALITY and FURRIES
What the fuck did I just read.
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