• Dumbest Posts of 2011 Voting Thread.
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[img]http://imageflock.com/img/1321825950.png[/img] Welcome to the DPO2011! We've narrowed our list down to some of the dumbest posts of the past year. While some may not have made it in, we have certainly found the majority of idiots on the forum. [highlight]PLEASE READ THEM ALL BEFORE VOTING, CLICK THEIR NAME IN THE QUOTE TO SEE THE CONTEXT OF THE POST TOO.[/highlight] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10565588/Pictures/nominees.png[/img] [B]znk666, for his outstanding use of words here:[/B] [QUOTE=znk666;33317182]There's no such thing as extremists in religion[/QUOTE] [B]LUHG!, for his brilliant post here: [/B] [QUOTE=LUHG!;31359643]Half wish they got attacked when that happened. Might learn to stop fucking around when at war. Idiots.[/QUOTE] [B]God's Pimp Hand for this post in the nomination thread:[/B] [QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;33322852] [QUOTE=LUHG!;31359643]Half wish they got attacked when that happened. Might learn to stop fucking around when at war. Idiots.[/QUOTE] [I]This?[/I] This is what you want to nominate for dumbest post of 2011? While I'll admit that it was a bit excessive for LUHG to say that he wished the soldiers depicted in the video got attacked, he's absolutely right in saying that you should never mess around during times of war, especially when doing so causes one of your peers to be rendered absolutely immobile. (It also doesn't help that the video has some racial undertones to it.)[/QUOTE] [B]A fantastic post from Purple Robot[/B] [QUOTE=Purple Robot;33323496]Honestly, The world would be better without these dumb protesters, They're getting food somehow. Someones helping them. They're taking drugs, and they say they're going to do it for 3 more years. Why not just kill them off, NYPD?[/QUOTE] [B]rosar0980 for this, magical post:[/B] [quote=rosar0980;31478746]Fossil fuels will most likely not ever run out. The cycle that creates them is always starting and stopping. This means that fossil fuels are always being created. Therefore, by logical thinking, they will always renew themselves. But, what the hell am I saying? This makes way too much sense for anyone.[/quote] [B]Patroclus Rex for his insightful view into the world of relationships[/B] [QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;32360442]Besides, you can't be raped by your husband, that defeats the point of marriage.[/QUOTE] [B]JimDaAthiest for his knowledge of the source engine (Please read the entire thread)[/B] [QUOTE=JimDaAthiest;31132828]Well, they can be made low poly. When I watch Avatar, or other 3d movies with forests, do I lag? Nope. Why should this lag then? I have seen huge city maps too, I don't lag there.[/QUOTE] [B]asteroidrules for, oh, this gold comment[/B] [QUOTE=asteroidrules;33338565]He dragged away a guy who threatened to burn the city down, how is that not serving and protecting? Occupy Wallstreet: 33% communists 33% fascists 33% anarchists 1% good right thinking Americans.[/QUOTE] [B]Certified for the Majority of Posts in This Thread:[/B] [QUOTE=certified;33373258]Also, just my personal opinion here: Gender identity disorder should probably be treated with mental/psychotherapy, rather than rewarding the behavior. I'm not saying with extremist shit (Cross Creek HNNNNNnnnng) to stop it, but a normal therapy regiment like drug addicted people go on to break addictions.[/QUOTE] [B]thenecronlord for his modern outlook on games[/B] [quote=thenecronlord;30160959]its going to be called Subterrainia Subterrainia will be a fps horror survival/shooter that takes place in a part of the world after a viral out break and causes an zombie Apocalypse. you play as an un-named marine Sargent, and the game will go from a huge city, to the forests that surrounds the city, through hoped to be forgotten mine shafts, to an underground lab where the virus started. I want the game to unfold from normal military firefighting, overrun zombie suburb raiding, and long range sniper duels. also a cool effect, the virus will start out small and the city will have no damage to it. Then later in the game, the city will be reduced to crumbling bindings and ruined houses. chapters 1-3 will take place with your squad moving through the city toward the source of the "mysterious and hazardous occurrences" chapters 4-5 will take place underground, (maybe service tunnels im not sure) expect close fights chapters 6-7 will have you cross the "red forests" toward the lab chapters 8-9 will take place in the mines chapters 10-11 will take place in the lab the game will be $20 when i finish and ill release demos here and their. i plan on releasing add-ons like multiplayer and game expansions the game was inspired by fallout, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., cod WAW, metro 2033, and 2 stories i wrote as below. so facepunch does it spund good or what. bonus: story time! ps: it started as a story called "my gasmask" and evolved from their any way, heres parts 1 and 2 My gasmask part 1 As I crept carefully through the rotting ruins of the apartment building, I was in desperate need of food. A survivor can only last a while before canned beans start tasting like stale air and death. Before I can go on I must tell you it wasn't always like this, where every day is a struggle angst not only hunger, fear, radiation poisoning, and worst of all mutated animals. But mutants are not my only concern. I have to make sure that I find clean water, and safe shelter, but bandits, raiders, and cannibals make life a living hell for me. Ever since the bombs fell, I've been forced to live on what ever I can find. Scavenging is not only dangerous but it is a necessity to my survival.I had managed to find a crashed military truck one day, on the side of the road. I approached the truck hesitantly, I was not to sure what I'd find because at the time had only a t-shirt and pair of jeans and my backpack on me, and armed with only a baseball bat with a few nails I managed to drill into it. I examined the truck with all the concentration I could manage. the cargo of the truck was best thing I found since the six pack of coca-cola I found awhile back. What I found was an box of medical supplies( first aid kits, painkillers, adrenalin shots, bandages, ect) a field radio every once Ina while I'd hear signals from "safe havens with food and medical supplies" I'd knew it wasn't true, no ware was safe. Any way I also found some body armor( Kevlar vests), crates full of army rations, but oh man the weapons I managed to find grenades, an m14 (simi-auto rifle), and a glock 18. But best of all a gas mask with tons of filters. This is how I manage to live and not die from poisonous gasses each day. Any how, I was in the building I made my self to the roof. when I reached the stairwell the door creaked open and I was engulfed in darkness. I switched on my flashlight a shadow moved quickly up the stairs. Instantly I groaned " oh come on I wont hurt you, If you dount attack first." silence "OK have it your way." I replied to the darkness. I started up the stairs, rifle drawn. when I got up and out I moved over to the side and pulled out my binoculars, and scanned the horizon. nothing but thick forests to the west, ruined, heavily damaged highway to the south( The way I came), deserted or so it seemed to be military base to the north. And a small town to the east. well I guess that's gonna be a tough decision to make. At that moment the "shadowy" figure broke through the door it was a zombifyed mutated bandit, or as I called them "zombandits" for loss of words. I knew it was gonna be easy as I raised my rifle and and fired at its head.It fell, I walked over I managed to find some anti-rad pills, and a pistol clip. "Not the best loot ever but it'll do." I quickly rolled the corpse off the roof. (dount ask why) and set up camp I would stay here for the night. part 2 MY GAS MASK PART 2 When I awoke in the morning, I checked the town to the east. It was connected to a small road with a stopped convoy of 3 trucks and 2 Humvees. before I left I took an Army food ration out of my backpack and ate it quickly. After my "breakfast" I headed down the stairs and got out of the apartment. I went over to the gas station across the street. I had gone in their before, only to check if their was any muskrats( giant mutated rats that give off a "musky" smell that you could smell from miles away). I went over to the ruined beverage holders. Most of the soda bottles or energy drinks where eater half full, spoiled, or empty. Except for a few bottles of coca-cola and root-beer, I happily took a bottle of root-beer and opened the cap with my knife. I put the bottle cap(caps for short) into my little pouch that was hanging on to my side. Then over to the counter top, a few packs of bubble gum and empty snickers wrappers littered the counter. I grabbed one pack of gum and headed off. About two or three miles from the town I found the stopped "convoy" of vehicles, no one was in site, or so it appeared, a bullet grazed my head and I pulled out my m-14. "Hey! who shot at me!" I demanded Ina Fearsome tone. "That depends on who you are!" a week, but powerful voice grunted back, "I'm not a bandit, or a raider I'm a simple scavenger looking to find my way to an unknown place in this beautiful word of dirt." I replied. "Well then," replied the voice,"Come over to the 2nd Humvee, with your rifle at your side!" ordered the voice. I moved over to the 2nd Humvee as instructed. The person I met was a man, dressed in woodland camo, and looked like a solder. "As you can concur. I'm in a bit of trouble." the man said. "what kind of trouble?" I asked "well," he replied "This was a supply run going to our frontline HQ." stated the marine. " Unfortunately we were attacked by a large group of tree stalkers." ( tree stalkers are mutated humans exposed to an amount of radiation casing them to mutate into fast, deadly, horrifying, savage killers) "I have some supplies in my backpack how bad are hurt?" I asked. "uhh, this bad." he replied, and lifted his arm reveling a deep gash that was still bleeding. I quickly opened my pack. grabbed some anti-biotics and gave them to him. Then I bandaged the wound tightly to stop as much bleeding as I could allow it to. We then started up the bloody Humvee and drove down the road. I was driving and the marine was on the mounted 50. cal machine gun on top of the Humvee . I handed him a coca-cola, he thanked me and got back to the Humvee gun. And with that we drove to the town, toward the military field HQ. My adventure had just begun, the adventure of me, and my gasmask As you can tell it was heavily biased on fallout and metro with a little bit of S,T.A.L.K.E.R. thrown in to the mix hope y'all in joyed the story[/quote]
So, do we use ratings?
Okay then, time to get the votes in!!! May the dumbest poster win.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33521560]So, do we use ratings?[/QUOTE] There's a poll at the very top of the page, just choose an option and then submit your choice.
I cannot believe how dumb i was for that post. Too bad i made it on this list. I'll never let that happen again, :D
It's so hard to choose.
It has to be thenecronlord, everything about that post, right down to the point where he thought he could single handedly make a game that he'd then charge $20 for, the more I think about it the more it's a hilarious display of idiocy.
JimDaAthiest won my vote hands down.
After reading them all JimDaAthiest got my vote.
Is it possible to get links to them all in the op, so we can shower them with boxes?
Had a hard time deciding between Patroclus Rex and JimDaAthiest, ended up going for Patroclus, but Jimmy deserves the vote just as much. [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Uzbekistan;33522046]Is it possible to get links to them all in the op, so we can shower them with boxes?[/QUOTE] Click the name in the quote box.
I lost it at JimDaAtiest's post, he's got my vote. I hope he keeps up the great and lovely work that he shares with us and truly is a productive member of community
My vote have to go to JimDaAteist
Man, I'm trying to choose between Certified and JimDaAtiest, I've seen Certified make tons of just plain stupid posts, but I think Jim's post is the most uninformed thing I've seen in ages. Maybe we need a worst poster 2011, Certified would win that.
I voted for Patroclus Rex
Znk666.
[QUOTE=Ldesu;33522202]My vote have to go to JimDaAteist[/QUOTE] and his infinite wisdom of 3d rendering
Asteroidrules deserves more votes than what he currently has. He's not simply dumb, he also has an abhorrent attitude. The current winners and the runner up just suffer from lack of information.
It's actually pretty hard, they're dumb in so many different aspects. Never knew stupidity coould be this complex.
voting for Purple Robot.
add Scarabix.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;33522579]add Scarabix.[/QUOTE] Agreed, scarabix is consistently stupid, but he rarely, if ever makes 'Can one person really be that monumentally moronic?' posts.
What about my thread? [url]www.facepunch.com/threads/1092231[/url] I thought I nominated it.
[QUOTE=Mr.T;33522734]What about my thread? [url]www.facepunch.com/threads/1092231[/url] I thought I nominated it.[/QUOTE] why do you want this
Not nominated again. Maybe next year!
Would this be the ONLY thing you achieved in your life? [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] damnit
have to vote for certified for being an insensitive jackass
Jim for DPo2011.
[QUOTE=JimDaAthiest;31132828]Well, they can be made low poly. When I watch Avatar, or other 3d movies with forests, do I lag? Nope. Why should this lag then? I have seen huge city maps too, I don't lag there.[/QUOTE] I had a feeling this would do well.
Oh god, I can feel my IQ dropping.
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