• Okay so I bought some weed for the first time and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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I apologize in advance for the profanity as I am in extreme pain right now. Okay so pretty much my tooth HURTS LIKE A SON OF A BITCH and I heard that weed helps with that so I bought some. I have this friend that quit but still grows and she sold me some. She was going to show me how to smoke today but she couldn't but my tooth hurts so fucking bad that I want to smoke it now. I have two questions. First, did I get ripped off? I paid $10 for like a little nub. She said it was Pineapple Kush, like from Pineapple Express (which is apparently really good). I took a picture of it, here it is: [img]http://i.min.us/idLOrO.JPG[/img] Also I live in Sunnyvale, California for price comparisons. Secondly, how do I smoke it? She let me borrow her pipe and she said something about pushing down on the hole when you light it and letting go when you smoke it but I forgot, someone help me. Here's a pic of the pipe as well. [img]http://i.min.us/idLQzW.JPG[/img] THANK YOU.
[QUOTE=SuperNatural;27223963]Some bongs and pipes have carbs/shotguns which are little holes you put your finger on while you're taking a hit, after successfully lighting the bowl you take your finger off the carb/shotgun so all the smoke in the chamber goes into your lungs.[/QUOTE] It's hard to know if you got what you paid for unless you've weighed it out but that does look like it could be a gram if it's compact/dense and not loose weed.
I'm really scared I might screw this up, so could you just give me some step, by step instructions? i.e.: 1. Put weed in bowl 2. Jack off 3. Smoke weed Because I'm afraid I might burn up the weed or something bad and I don't want to screw this up.
You place the weed in the bowl, press your thumb on the carb (the little hole next to the bowl), light the weed, and suck in a little as it burns. Then take your thumb off of the carb and switch the lighter off and suck harder. Works for me.
Alright, well that pipe is almost identical to mine so for your first time I suggest packing a quarter bowl(I really don't know but start small because you can always smoke more). Put your finger on the small hole on the side of the pipe, ignite the weed starting from the corner of the bowl moving around and in. Only light it for a short time, while inhaling release your finger off the small hole and continue inhaling, take your mouth off the pipe and exhale. A good way to know you're inhaling properly is inhale the smoke then take a deep breath through your mouth.
Do yourself a favor if this is your first time smoking anything and have something cool to drink nearby. Milk is best imo. Also, don't blow back into the pipe.
[QUOTE=dds98;27247882]Because I'm afraid I might burn up the weed or something bad and I don't want to screw this up.[/QUOTE] yeah fuck man, don't let it get burnt. the smoke from that shit causes brain cells to die and all sorts dude.
huh, i live kinda by sunnyvale. sometimes i go there to get in n out
It's so easy once you figure it out. Just put your thumb over the carb, light, suck, take your thumb off and enjoy.
1. Put weed in bowl, not too much, but enough 2. Cover the carb which is the hole on the side 3. Inhale through the pipe while lighting the weed 4. When you see a decent build up of smoke in the pipe, stop covering the carb 5. Continue to inhale and take a nice breath in so the smoke gets deeper into your lungs 6. Exhale out your mouth 7. Repeat Do not 1. Complicate it 2. Exhale into the pipe It's really easy.
You might wanna grind up the little nugget, with scissors on a folded paper for example Then just put the shit on the bowl of the pipe, push it down a little to make it kinda like tight but don't pressure it too hard ofc, then just light up, hold your finger on the small hole, suck the lighter flame into the bowl as you suck through the mouthpiece. As you do this, some smoke will probably gather up in your mouth and lungs, so even after that you can let go of the "small hole" or carb, and take rest of the smoke in, exhale and chill and light up again
For 10 looks like you got ripped off
[QUOTE=GerardV2;27249100]For 10 looks like you got ripped off[/QUOTE] not a big deal imo
9 times out of 10 Pineapple Kush isn't actually Pineapple kush. People just see it as a way to make big money, so they sell other strains calling them that. In my opinion, it's one of the biggest rip-offs you could fall for, but then again you may have the actual thing there. If you do, enjoy :smile:
Looks like less then a gram but its dank so Id say that looks about right. Funny you mentioned that it was Pineapple Kush a good friend of mine just got some of that from a chick in Cali in the mail I wonder if its the same one???
It looks like you got somewhat ripped off, but not drastically. You may not have at all depending on density. If you want a list of things to do... 1. Put some of that into the bowl. You won't be needing all of that at all. Pulling it into smaller pieces will make it burn better if you do that. If you want to first learn the feeling you only need to take 2 or 3 hits and go back if you feel like you could want more. 2. Now that it's in the bowl, cover the carb (hole in side of pipe) with your finger if there is one. 3. Fire! 4. Light part of the bowl so it starts burning. Don't torch the whole thing because you won't end up being able to inhale all that smoke and some will get wasted. 5. Inhale as it starts burning and you should be fine taking the fire away, as it will stay lit. 6. Inhale for a small bit to get some smoke and then release your finger from that carb I told you about earlier. 7. Now you should have some smoke in your lungs. Take a small breath of air to make sure it's in your lungs and not your mouth (a lot of newbies make this mistake). 8. Hold for a bit (a few seconds, no worries if you cough) and release. 9. Yaaaaaaaaaaay That was actually a lot of steps for something not that difficult. It's easier than it sounds from the above steps. You'll get the hang of it when you try it out. Ahhh shit, someone already made a cool list. Oh well, rate myself late.
Oh and I really like the Mario box.
for your first time i recommend taking smaller hits so you don't green out. breathe in deeply though, like you're taking in a deep breath. just breath naturally.
Well if it has a small taste of pineapple, it is pineapple something
[QUOTE=SuperNatural;27247834]It's hard to know if you got what you paid for unless you've weighed it out but that does look like it could be a gram if it's compact/dense and not loose weed.[/QUOTE] dude that looks like no more than .3 grams he got ripped off
[QUOTE=Prismatex;27251784]dude that looks like no more than .3 grams he got ripped off[/QUOTE] My bong bowl holds .2grams and by looking at his picture I could definitely get at-least 3 bowls(.6 grams) out of it.
[QUOTE=SuperNatural;27252032]My bong bowl holds .2grams and by looking at his picture I could definitely get at-least 3 bowls(.6 grams) out of it.[/QUOTE] i guarantee you that's not .6gs
[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;27247941]You place the weed in the bowl, press your thumb on the carb (the little hole next to the bowl), light the weed, and suck in a little as it burns. Then take your thumb off of the carb and switch the lighter off and suck harder. Works for me.[/QUOTE] Thats how you burn weed, Dont hold the flame to the weed to long.
thanks for tips guys. I am now high hahahahahabahahrjrhnfkdosj c end nd
[QUOTE=dds98;27252388] hahahahahabahahrjrhnfkdosj c end nd[/QUOTE] Okay...and why did you feel the need to go spastic on your keyboard?
Success
[QUOTE=rnate;27252645]Okay...and why did you feel the need to go spastic on your keyboard?[/QUOTE] It's his first time high. He probably wont even remember doing it :v:
Is that container related to Mario?
[QUOTE=Pepin;27252743]Is that container related to Mario?[/QUOTE] yes, she gave me that for free LOL
[QUOTE=dds98;27252756]yes, she gave me that for free LOL[/QUOTE] Hey, OP. I'm pretty familiar with amounts and if what was in that picture wasn't that dense (aka when tearing it apart it was loose) then it was probably around .3-.5. Not bad for your first $10, considering you got a container and a pipe. But for just 10 that was a little light.
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