• Man squirts milk from his eyes.
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[img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00944/eye-682_944384a.jpg[/img] [b][release]It may not be the eye-deal trick for you to try with Baileys at the work Christmas party. But Zhang Yinmin, of China, certainly had onlookers amazed with his impressive party piece. Zhang can drink milk through his nose — before squirting it out of his EYES. He can shoot the liquid up to TWO METERS. And not content with that, he blew up a balloon with an ear, while inflating another one with his eye at the same time. He showed off his unusual skills in Nanjing city, the capital of Jiangsu Province. Amazed onlookers said the tricks were certainly a sight for sore eyes.[/release][/b] [img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00944/eye_944385a.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2762856/Man-squirts-milk-out-of-his-eye.html#ixzz0Z7bRt4K8]Source[/url] I wonder if he can do the same for semen.
It would be cooler if he shot blood from his eyes.
Source is "The sun" Fake
Nah, not fake. I've seen eyeball milk-squirting in like a year 2000 guiness book.
It's not fake. He pushes it through his sinus cavity.
Yeah, this is old.
:what: That's awesome.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18800607]Yeah, this is old.[/QUOTE] Just a bit.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18800607]Yeah, this is old.[/QUOTE] No, he is the latest Guinness world record holder, 2 meters - he was pronounced 3 days ago, 3 days ain't old.
:geno:
so really he's shooting it through his tear duct "from his eye" sounds like it's coming out of his pupil or something
Oh okay, he has to drink it through his nose first. I thought it meant that he could [i]produce[/i] milk through his eyes. :geno:
Man, I remember seeing this back when I was in grade school.
In the preview it says ''Man squirts milk from his...'' I got nervous.
My friend apparently vomited out of his eyes recently when he was violently ill. Yes go ahead and disagree with me because that makes sense, morons.
What a painful sight [editline]08:32PM[/editline] My eyes hurt just from looking at him
Most important news story ever
I used to be able to do this when I was really young. Just with air though, I could feel it, never tried it with milk. I can't do it anymore.
Fucking late...
It's not fake, but not really news-worthy. It's not really anything special. (except that he is world record holder, but that wasn't in the article)
How is this news? People have been able to do this forever. ninja'd
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;18800910]I used to be able to do this when I was really young. Just with air though, I could feel it, never tried it with milk. I can't do it anymore.[/QUOTE] You don't even have eyes. :downsrim:
[QUOTE=Luxo;18800951]How is this news? People have been able to do this forever.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are you talking about. Can you do it?
How does this belong in the news section? I remember seeing people do this when I was a kid and I bet people have been doing it for a lot longer.
This is, like, several years old. Still quite interesting, though.
[url]http://anatomynotes.blogspot.com/2006/02/fun-with-nasolacrimal-duct.html[/url]
[QUOTE=iatealawnmower;18800967]What the fuck are you talking about. Can you do it?[/QUOTE] First google result was this youtube video posted in 2007 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTfhiDYWHtM[/media]
God damn, I hate The Sun. They seem to cover all the silly stories like this you look at for 10 seconds and then forget about, they use completely unwanted puns like 'eye-deal', they capitalise words like in 'TWO METERS' (yes asshole, I can read, but thanks for making it big for me), and drape the whole thing in words that depend on perspective ('amazed', 'impressive'). But I have to wonder how he actually discovered he could do this. Seriously.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;18801063]God damn, I hate The Sun. They seem to cover all the silly stories like this you look at for 10 seconds and then forget about, they use completely unwanted puns like 'eye-deal', they capitalise words like in 'TWO METERS' (yes asshole, I can read, but thanks for making it big for me), and drape the whole thing in words that depend on perspective ('amazed', 'impressive'). But I have to wonder how he actually discovered he could do this. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Yeah we have "The Sun" here in Baltimore, MD... and they cover useless shit too. But a lot of shit they get from CNN and Fox News.
last time i remember seeing something like this it was like in 2000. oh and bill nye taught me how it works :buddy:
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