• My sister met a magical homeless clown.
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I've seen and heard some weird things here in Washington state. I've seen people naked and painted with tiger stripes parading around Gasworks park. I've seen people juggling fish in Pikes Place Market... But just the other day, my sister told me the strangest story I've ever heard. The story of the Homeless Clown. So my 21 year old sister works in a place called Country Village. [IMG]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t88/lnbseattle/lnb%20Spring%2008/Summer%2008/countryvillage001.jpg[/IMG] A little village full of nick-nack shops, chainsaw carvers, and chicken, outside the city of Bothell. My sister works as a gardener and maintains all the plants in the area. Last Friday, she was doing her job as usual, when it started to rain. It wasn't raining too hard, and the sun was still out, so she decided to stand and see if she could find a rainbow in the sky. Well, she did see a rainbow... but not in the sky. Rather in the form of a dirty, bearded old man standing in front of her. He was wearing a dirty red clown's wig, a tattered beanie cap with yellow flowers in it, and a baggy, rainbow colored suit. My sister was caught so off guard that she almost asked him if he was the rainbow she was looking for. [IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2070/mrpunch.jpg[/IMG] The clown scuttled up to her and said with an almost unintelligible slur "Here... go buy some lunch...", while handing her a crumpled novelty million dollar bill. The clown then walked off... and with his leave, the rain stopped as well. My sister, still utterly confused, looked at the back of the million dollar bill and saw, stamped in red, the words: [B]MR. PUNCH REIKI MASTER, SHAMAN, HOLYMAN [/B] Along with his phone number. Soon after, the village janitor walked by, and my sister asked him "Hey, what's with the homeless clown?" To which the janitor new nothing of. My sister kept asking people around town if they had seen this bizzare character, but she was constantly met with the same response: "What clown?" My sister began to question her sanity, and was wondering if she had somehow hallucinated the whole thing, but she knew it had to be real due to the physical evidence of the million dollar bill. Later that day, my dad came to pick her up and take her home... when he appeared again. The mysterious Mr. Punch once again waddled up to the two of them and, like before, gave them another million dollar bill, this time muttering "Here... you'll need this for gas money... it's a long trip...", before walking out of sight. Considering that she lives in New York City, it takes a [I]lot [/I]for something to strike my sister as weird. However, she told me that nothing stranger has ever happened in her life, than her meeting with the magical Mr. Punch, and she will be hard pressed to have a more bizarre experience for the rest of her life. [QUOTE=The Vman;30132522]Here is the bill that proves Mr. Punch's existence [IMG]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/117/mirrondorrah2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2171/mirrondorrah1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=The Vman;30175063]Oh yea, a couple other details I left out. When he first came up to my sister in the rain, he said "Hey... turn the sprinklers off..." before giving her the bill. He also was carrying around balloon animals, but they looked like they were weeks old as the rubber was cloudy and the animals had deflated a little. The guy who runs the toystore says he made a killing in tips, and that he "would be back..."[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but this is the weirdest shit I've ever heard.
did it whip out it's dick?
what
a million dollar bill you say? [editline]29th May 2011[/editline] no, seriously [b]wat[/b]
[QUOTE=apurplerock;30130561]a million dollar bill you say?[/QUOTE] It actually looks like he went and scanned a novelty million dollar bill and printed it out on a piece of paper.
[QUOTE=The Vman;30130500]To witch the janitor new nothing of.[/quote] what
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;30130581]what[/QUOTE] I can't spell for shit. Fixed.
I like his hat
How is he homeless if he has so many million dollar bills :v:
[QUOTE=Master117;30130606]How is he homeless if he has so many million dollar bills :v:[/QUOTE] Not to mention control over the weather.
[QUOTE=Master117;30130606]How is he homeless if he has so many million dollar bills :v:[/QUOTE] because he has no house
[QUOTE=Master117;30130606]How is he homeless if he has so many million dollar bills :v:[/QUOTE] Obviously hes an eccentric millionaire like Willy Wonka
or a homeless clown with a couple of fake "[i]mirrion dorra[/i]" bills
Face[b]PUNCH[/b] what are you trying to tell us
He'll be back for her life.
Its pennywise!
I assume he will want some sort of repayment down the road.
[QUOTE=Cobra Dude;30131738]I assume he will want some sort of repayment down the road.[/QUOTE] :quagmire: I would agree.
This is slightly disturbing.
Reminds me of this sunny fellow: [img]http://www.oddsim.com/the_sims_skins/images/odd_tragclown.jpg[/img]
she's been marked sleep with one eye open tonight
Here is the bill that proves Mr. Punch's existence [img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/117/mirrondorrah2.jpg[/img] [img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2171/mirrondorrah1.jpg[/img]
Buy stuff with it.
For those who don't know: [QUOTE=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki]Reiki (霊気?, English pronunciation: /ˈreɪkiː/) is a spiritual practice developed in 1922 by Japanese Buddhist Mikao Usui. It uses a technique commonly called palm healing as a form of complementary and alternative medicine and is sometimes classified as oriental medicine by some professional bodies. Through the use of this technique, practitioners claim to transfer healing energy in the form of ki through the palms. There are two main branches of Reiki, commonly referred to as Traditional Japanese Reiki and Western Reiki. Within both Traditional and Westernised forms of Reiki, there are three forms of degrees, commonly referred to as the First, Second, and Master/Teacher degree. According to Reiki practitioners and Masters, at First Degree, a Reiki practitioner is able to heal himself and others, at Second Degree is able to heal others distantly (commonly called distant healing) with the use of specialised symbols, and at Master level (specifically Master/Teacher level) is able to teach and attune others to Reiki. A 2008 systematic review of randomised clinical trials concluded that "the evidence is insufficient to suggest that reiki is an effective treatment for any condition."[/QUOTE] Also, have you tried calling him yet... you know, for some sort of explanation?
Call the phone number
[QUOTE=Diealready;30132655]Call the phone number[/QUOTE] I worry that if I do, I'll die in seven days.
That is pretty creepy. I would call the number though, and see what happens?
Oh, I forgot to mention that every other sentence he'd ask if my sister "had a place to stay because he really needs a place to stay"
[QUOTE=The Vman;30132762]Oh, I forgot to mention that every other sentence he'd ask if my sister "had a place to stay because he really needs a place to stay"[/QUOTE] I have no idea why, but to me that kind of killed it.
She could have gotten raped, in the butt.
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