lately i've read news about snakes and all that shit coming out of toilet holes, now when i go to take a shit i get all paranoid and i try to finish really fast. earlier when i didn't know that kind of thing could happen i would sit on it for like an hour and take my shit really slowly and it would feel really good but now i cant.
what should i do
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ur gonna die if you dont take a shit
goodbye
Flush the toilet before you sit down. If there was any snakes there, they will now be gone.
I had the same thing.. When I was 5.
Has a snake ever come up your toilet before?
No?
K, go take a dump now.
The odds are VERY small of that happening.
This is worse than my sister who is afraid of sharks in lakes.
In Oregon.
[QUOTE=Xeroti;19035722]lately i've read news about snakes and all that shit coming out of toilet holes, now when i go to take a shit i get all paranoid and i try to finish really fast. earlier when i didn't know that kind of thing could happen i would sit on it for like an hour and take my shit really slowly and it would feel really good but now i cant.
what should i do[/QUOTE]
Prehaps you shouldn't go outside aswell. I heard snakes crawl there too.
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Avoid planes while you're at it.
Seriously, that makes as much sense as not going out side from fear of being assaulted by a bear.
Go to a doctor and get some meds. You need them.
If you find a snake that has the ability to swim up a drain just to bite you in the ass, please tell.
There are no reports, that I have heard of, of this happening. I wouldn't worry. Besides what snake would want a shit on their head?
Sounds like a shit situation tbh.
All of these people are wrong you are right OP snakes are going to get you if you take a shit.
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I hope this helps.
[QUOTE=UberMensch;19035806]The odds are ASTRONOMICALLY small of that happening.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
The chest burster from Alien is hiding in your toilet.
Call Samuel L. Jackson.
Did you know black widow spiders like to chill under the rim of the toilet, i wouldn't be surprised if other poisonous spiders did too.
I think you're thinking of rats though, not snakes.
Don't worry about it.
When I was like 6, I was scared Chucky was going to crawl out of my toilet while I'm shitting and stab me in the asshole with a knife.
Don't ever shit, because someone will steal it. Turd-burglars are everywhere, man.
[QUOTE=Morphology53;19035906]Don't ever shit, because someone will steal it. Turd-burglars are everywhere, man.[/QUOTE]
I stole your's last night.
You're more likely to have a stroke than you are to be bitten by a snake in your toilet.
Troll?
Shit out the window!
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;19036064]Troll?[/QUOTE]
Nope, not a single essence of that detected in this thread, not even possible
[QUOTE=starpluck;19035889]Don't worry about it.
When I was like 6, I was scared Chucky was going to crawl out of my toilet while I'm shitting and stab me in the asshole with a knife.[/QUOTE]
Chucky still freaks me the fuck out. I have a phobia dolls that are alive. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19035968][QUOTE=Morphology53;19035906]Don't ever shit, because someone will steal it. Turd-burglars are everywhere, man.[/QUOTE]
I stole your's last night.[/QUOTE]
Unhand my stool!
Dude i have the same thing but with crocodiles.
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