• Roommate smokes a ton of and contributes nothing, how do I get rid of him?
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So I live in Seattle and have a really shitty roommate. He was one of my close friends throughout high school and I thought it would be fun to live to him, but it's turned out to be really fucking shitty. He smokes weed LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He doesn't pay rent, but his name IS on the lease. So how do I get rid of him? Talking to him doesn't work at all, and I honestly just want to call the police but I don't know how to keep my name clear from it. And that's pretty much what I want to know, if I call the police and tell them that he smokes weed and that I'm not involved, would I still get in trouble? Are there any other solutions available? I want him gone, I'm fucking sick of his lazy ass doing nothing while I work every day to come back to a drugged out apartment.
slap dat ho and get he to cough up da bank or ghost him g
smoke some of his weed and chillout
Calling the police would get you in trouble as well. Give him an ultimatum and if he still doesn't get his act together kick him out.
Put a pillow over his face while he's sleeping for about 30-40 minutes or less, that helps prevent the urge to smoke.
Why would you call the police on somebody smoking weed, just ask him to pay rent and don't let him say no, if he whines about it then kick him out.
wait fuck I meant his name WAS on the lease
Make him pay you in weed
Here is an idea...When he leaves change your lock to the apartment, move all of his stuff to the outside of the apartment, and then leave a note saying if you want to get back in, "GET A FUCKING JOB". That will solve your problems, until he gets pissed and tries to break in.
[QUOTE=Stickguy7;27911139]Here is an idea...When he leaves change your lock to the apartment, move all of his stuff to the outside of the apartment, and then leave a note saying if you want to get back in, "GET A FUCKING JOB". That will solve your problems, until he gets pissed and tries to break in.[/QUOTE] i'm pretty sure you can't do this to someone you're sharing a lease with
[QUOTE=Lazor;27911157]i'm pretty sure you can't do this to someone you're sharing a lease with[/QUOTE] Oh...I thought it said his friend was not on the lease, that was a mistake on my part. Its 2:40 am where I am at so i kind of missed that.
Remove your name from the lease and find a new apartment.
Tell him that weed gives you cancer and kills your brain cells and causes you to die. Or, tell him to spend all the money he's using to buy weed to pay for his share of the rent, or take it away before he can spend it. Or take his weed.
[QUOTE=Lazor;27911157]i'm pretty sure you can't do this to someone you're sharing a lease with[/QUOTE] he'll be too high to give a fuck anyway op just kill him and chill the body, then when you find a new roommate, serve him a nice dinner of meat this meat will be your old roommate, and you can sell your old roommate's weed for extra profit [editline]7th February 2011[/editline] personally, i think my plan is brilliant
Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one. Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level. Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember. The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved. You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest. Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy. Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.
Slip something into his drink and say he overdosed on weed. Hurp
[QUOTE=Esteam;27911182]Tell him that weed gives you cancer and kills your brain cells and causes you to die. Or, tell him to spend all the money he's using to buy weed to pay for his share of the rent, or take it away before he can spend it. Or take his weed.[/QUOTE] i think he gets money from his parents for "rent" and then just uses it on weed
Hide his weed until he pays rent or dies from withdrawals or moves out
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one. Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level. Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember. The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved. You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest. Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy. Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE] Those aren't real problems. Those are problems you make for yourself.
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one. Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level. Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember. The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved. You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest. Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy. Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE] that's not how being stoned works. you obviously don't spend a lot of time around stoners, or have even had to deal with a stoned roommate. you're not doing something "right", you just haven't been in that situation. :colbert: and, op, you need to talk to him when he's not high, you need to get angry, you need to shout, you need to break shit, you need to show that you are NOT fucking around and that he has got to pay the rent. talk to your landlord about getting him removed or something. you need to send a message, and you need to show that you are serious.
you could get him high then waterboard him fuck i bet that'd be scary
[QUOTE=Lebowski;27911303]that's not how being stoned works. :colbert:[/QUOTE] lol, I spend entire holiday weeks with stoners. Everyone is too lazy to do anything, but it ain't a problem because everyone is stoned. That's why I suggested op should get stoned. It makes perfect sense.
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one. Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level. Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember. The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved. You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest. Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy. Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE] I bet you're one of those kids that believes everything DARE told you.
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911318]lol, I spend entire holiday weeks with stoners. Everyone is too lazy to do anything, but it ain't a problem because everyone is stoned. That's why I suggested op should get stoned. It makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE] what i'm talking about is that subconscious bullshit you were spewing, and no, it makes absolutely no sense. op smoking weed to get high to talk to his friend about rent to be on the same level is the most retarded thing i've heard in a long time. op needs to do this sober if he wants to be taken seriously
[QUOTE=JakeIsWin;27911338]I bet you're one of those kids that believes everything DARE told you.[/QUOTE] Who is DARE?
I normally like to invest in getting rid of someone. Get him in the car, trick him into old country buffet or golden corral, your treat. The further you know the place, the better. Go towards there, go into the country or some shit. Say you need his phone, take it and throw it out the window. Proceed to open your door (with much force, because he'll probably be freaking the fuck out about his phone) and kick him out. The speed you decide. Do it at 60, he probably won't live, then throwing out the phone would be pointless! Make sure he gets back up on his feat, then go ahead and drive off. He'll hopefully be over 100miles away from your apartment.. declare him lost and change the lease. [sp]If its cold there, he'll probably die. No conscious is the best conscious[/sp]
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911356]Who is DARE?[/QUOTE] There is something called google. Learn to use it. [url]http://www.dare.com/home/default.asp[/url]
Oh no we don't have that kind of thing in Holland.
Have gay sex with him and tell him that if he doesn't pay rent he's going to be bottom next time around.
Poop in his bed.
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