French Sailor Punches Crocodile Latched Onto His Head, Survives
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[img]http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2013/04/22/frenchman_3.jpg[/img]
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[quote]
A FISHERMAN knew the moment he felt a heavy weight on him that he was being attacked by a crocodile.
Yoann Galeran, 29, said the saltie grabbed him by the head and went into a death roll as he swam out to a dinghy.[/quote]
[url]http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2013/04/22/319957_ntnews.html[/url]
Goddamn he's hot
Okay THAT'S hardcore
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
He also looks so fucking smug in the picture
Saxton Hale.
Just gonna leave that there.
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
and I agree with op, he is cute.
How the FUCK did he not die
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;40428295]How the FUCK did he not die[/QUOTE]
he got better
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40428289]Saxton Hale.
Just gonna leave that there.
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
and I agree with op, he is cute.[/QUOTE]
Saxton HAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEE!
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40428284]
He also looks so fucking smug in the picture[/QUOTE]
He's french.
[b]MAN SURVIVES CROCODILE ATTACK BY PUNCHING CROCODOLE INTO SUBMISSION; GOES ON TO CHALLENGE THE DOS EQUIS GUY TO A COCK WRESTLING MATCH[/b]
See! The French [U]can[/U] be bad-ass when they put their mind to it!
Just a shame they don't do it more often and just spend their time making bitching wine!
Fuck man pass some of that manliness over here. Sorta lacking in that department.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;40428857][QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40428284]
He also looks so fucking smug in the picture[/QUOTE]He's french.[/QUOTE]
French or not, I imagine anyone would look pretty smug after surviving a [b]crocodile bite to the head[/b] with only a tiny neck cut.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40428284]Okay THAT'S hardcore
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
He also looks so fucking smug in the picture[/QUOTE]
He punched a fucking crocodile and got away. I'd say a smug look is the LEAST he deserves.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40428289]Saxton Hale.
Just gonna leave that there.
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
and I agree with op, he is cute.[/QUOTE]
He does look cut-
I mean, uuhm he is hardcore since he punched the Crocodile, like he would with a shark.
NOT TODAY.
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;40428888]See! The French [U]can[/U] be bad-ass when they put their mind to it!
Just a shame they don't do it more often and just spend their time making bitching wine![/QUOTE]
ye lol french are such surrendering faggots who spend their time being useless right guyz?
[sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp]
I read "purchases" rather than "punches" and I must say I like my mental image better.
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;40429737][sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Spoilers [sp]they usually don't[/sp]
He's like fucking Hercules.
Surprised he didn't just surrender to it.
[sp]lol stupid frenchies[/sp]
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;40429737]ye lol french are such surrendering faggots who spend their time being useless right guyz?
[sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp][/QUOTE]
You're making too much of a fuss about it.
Damn, he's pretty photogenic, as well as tough.
I'd tap that
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
Tap the crocodile... On the head... So it stops biting me...
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;40429737]ye lol french are such surrendering faggots who spend their time being useless right guyz?
[sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Because such jokes about the US or UK are mostly made up and stupid.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40428289]Saxton Hale.
Just gonna leave that there.
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Half the time he doesn't even know [b]why[/b] he's punching something.
I can only hope that if my time ever comes, I too can punch a crocodile so hard it decides to turn right the fuck around.
I assume the next thread about him will be the story of him cutting his way out of Primate Hell.
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;40429737]ye lol french are such surrendering faggots who spend their time being useless right guyz?
[sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Because they usually don't want to risk an invasion and just let you joke instead.
[QUOTE=Bliblixe;40429737]ye lol french are such surrendering faggots who spend their time being useless right guyz?
[sp]How come dumb jokes like this usually gets your banned when it's about the US, UK etc. and not the french?[/sp][/QUOTE]
they're dumb jokes but I've never seen anyone banned for them
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