First off, I don't know if this guy was actually a rapist, but man did he creep me out
It all started off as I was waiting to get on the bus to go home from high school. It's around one hour away from where I live, and is by a bus ride. Just like all other ordinary days, I wait at the usual bus station in the city area, sitting under the shade. I usually use this time to do my assignments, or whatever I need to get done.
So while sitting down, I decide it would be a good time to finish off that one English assignment that was due in a few days. I pull it out of my bag, and I get to work right away. About half way through, I notice this guy coming over to the bus area. He's sweating like mad, coming up from a hill, and he has that.. look, about him. Don't ask what, it's just that oh-god-I-hope-he-doesn't-come-next-to-me sort of thing.
Unfortunately, all the other seats except mine were full. I gulp, and concentrate on my work hoping he doesn't notice me. So, he looks around, finds my seat, and sits next to me. At this stage I'm huddled up in the corner like a rabid dog just sat on the seat, so I thought I'd better be polite and ask for the time. He answered straight forward, and I quickly tried to ignore him again. That wasn't the case, for some reason. He keeps trying to look over my shoulder at my work, which of course, makes me uncomfortable. As he leans over, I can smell this wicked scent coming off him, like he hadn't showered for a week and was coating himself in axe. Overcome by that, I quickly try to finish my work so I can get up and find some other place to go. Of course, he notices this, and says to me: "Hey, I've never seen anyone whom have a writing style that is closely resembles to mine".
The most painful conversation of my life basically started off there. Thinking this guy is probably some escaped rapist, I answer yes to most of his questions, agreeing to most of what he says trying to distract him from his deep inner urges to rape me. The conversation had drifted quite far afterward. He talked about a bunch of geeky electronic and computer shit, and all these weird hobbies he liked to do like collect stamps or something. He then went into all these abstract, political ideas like Obama milking the banks for money, making the economy worse, and of course, that tells you the weird vibe I got off his personality. The worst part was his look, it was exactly what you'd think of an escaped rapist from a max security prison. He had these outdated clothes and shit, like he came from the eighties, and a hairstyle to match from the same time period. I think I can say that he is literally a man I hope nobody on Facepunch meets, because it'll most likely be in a dark alley with his pants down.
To be honest, I thought I was going to be kidnapped at one point, but thankfully the bus came and I got the fuck out of there before he could continue trying to make me his future victim. The scary part is that he's probably only a year older then me, I guess there's just weird people in the world, no matter what age. Although I found him to be a very creepy weirdo, and would definitely try my hardest never to see him again, I don't think anybody on Facepunch should be worried about their lives. He's probably gone back to a hideout or something. Just make sure you pay attention to the news about any max security breakouts recently.
TLDR: While waiting for the bus, I met a man who looked like a complete weirdo, and a rapist. He talked about all sorts of foreign things, and he creeped me out ten fold. And he also looked like somebody from a late Eighties rave party.
And no, I didn't take any photos of the weirdo, sorry.
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Ahahahaha. Good one.
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Oh my god 3 parody threads in one night.
:munch: Nice to see both views on this situation!
gaha, NICE
nice parody
[QUOTE=tomoom165;23843886]Oh my god 3 parody threads in one night.[/QUOTE]
Best. Day. Ever.
(what, i'm in England, its 11am.)
[QUOTE=kenji;23843926]Best. Day. Ever.
(what, i'm in England, its 11am.)[/QUOTE]
True, true. :)
This is pretty good.
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psst, Tomoom, theirs a lovelly pissing thread. *innocent*
This day gets better and better.
parody mania
You are awesome.
:golfclap:
I miss the days when parody threads ruled
Best day ever
This gotta be the most hilarous thing I've ever read in weeks.
Run inside your HOUCE and lock all the HOUCE's Doors. He cannot penetrate the walls of the HOUCE.
lol, i once saw this woman at the bus stop who was going completely psycho on a 20-minute curse rant because she missed the bus
The woman met Ryugai, I'm glad he didn't rape her.
I am tired of these parody threads.
[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;23848331]I am tired of these parody threads.[/QUOTE]
I'm not
Oh my God. This needs to be archived.
It took me a while to realize it was a parody until i read "Hey, I've never seen anyone whom have a writing style that is closely resembles to mine"
I was not expecting this.
I thought this was a real thread until I read the replies.
:frown:
Hahaha parody threads are as good as fast thread replies.
[QUOTE=Billiam;23848949]I was not expecting this.[/QUOTE]
I don't think anyone was expecting it
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