It was my last class, spanish, and I had looked under my desk because I had dropped my pencil(I know that isn't spelled right...or is it?)and I found a folded note on the ground. Being the nosy bastard that I am, I picked it up and looked at it. It was a christian letter to get people to join, that someone must have "accidentally" left there in case a gullible, questioning child in need of his soul to be saved would find it. This is what was on the letter:
Cell phone vs.. Bible
Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several time a day?
What if we turned back to get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it when we traveled?
What if we used it in case of emergency?
This is something to make you go...hmm...where is my bible?
Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.
Makes you stop and think, where are my priorities? And no dropped calls!
Thats all it says, just timed out on regular printer paper and folded neatly into the desk. One of my friends in the class said that they found one just like it in another classroom.
In the end I brought it home because I figured that since I know what it's about, it would be better for me to keep it rather than some other kid that could end up with me seriously considering an ethnic cleansing at 7:30 in the morning on saturdays.
also, [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsfuvTgJ5zw[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsfuvTgJ5zw[/media]
For some reason, i found that funny.
not when they put it in schools
Wait... that actually makes a lot of sense...
I'm converting now
I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?
[quote=op]What if we gave it to kids as gifts?[/quote]
what kind of kid would want a fucking bible as a gift
"here billy, we got you a bible for you bday"
"fuck you parents, i wanted a god damn cell phone not this shitty book"
[QUOTE=Jewsus;17646003]Wait... that actually makes a lot of sense...[/QUOTE]
Yeah if you're an idiot.
:smith: You found them...
That's pretty terrible. While the analogies work in a sense, one is actually useful to me, and the other is damn good fire starting material. Also, fun to roll joints out of, the paper is thin enough.
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE]
Depends on which kind of bible :smug:
That changed my life.
[QUOTE=mj6969;17646018]I masturbate by putting my cell phone on vibrate, then shoving it up my ass and calling it. You can't do THAT with a bible can you?[/QUOTE]
Yes
[QUOTE=avergejoe;17646046]Depends on which kind of bible :smug:[/QUOTE]
Beecher's Bibles.
Haha, that's actually pretty clever.
I have seen the light!
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Brace me Alla- I mean jesus!
What if we used it in case of emergency?
"Quick! There has been a car accident!"
"Hang on, let me find the right scripture!"
"USE A FUCKING CELL PHONE, THE WOMAN'S DYING!"
"Dude, then pray, and God will call the hospital. Jeez"
[QUOTE=willer;17646102]What if we used it in case of emergency?
"Quick! There has been a car accident!"
"Hang on, let me find the right scripture!"
"USE A FUCKING CELL PHONE, THE WOMAN'S DYING!"
"Dude, then pray, and God will call the hospital. Jeez"[/QUOTE]
But it makes perfect sense!
[QUOTE=Komato General Tor;17646079]Haha, that's actually pretty clever.[/QUOTE]
its not at all actually
Bible iPhone app
everybody's happy
I keep finding these at the public telephone at my local train station.
I should camp on a nearby roof with a rifle and shoot the fucker that puts them there.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;17646046]Depends on which kind of bible :smug:[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
[QUOTE=Rosek;17646136]I keep finding these at the public telephone at my local train station.
I should camp on a nearby roof with a rifle and shoot the fucker that puts them there.[/QUOTE]
Because that totally makes you better then the "Crazy Christian" who put them there.
That skit is hilarious lol.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17646161]Because that totally makes you better then the "Crazy Christian" who put them there.[/QUOTE]
Christians are better than me anyway.
They have morals.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17646134]Bible iPhone app
everybody's happy[/QUOTE]
That is actually....a really good idea to make money.
[QUOTE=willer;17646186]That is actually....a really good idea to make money.[/QUOTE]
It already has been made. They also have the Quran.
"What if we used it to receive messages from the text?"
kill gays stone women
sounds good
[QUOTE=willer;17645935]
Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.
[/QUOTE]
Wow, Jesus sure is an orderly guy.
Serious note: Wow, seems like a strange method to try and covert some people, but it has a cool theme to it, if nothing else.
Or throw it against a wall like some kids do to their phones.
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