Well I was searching around the internet and for some reason, the chinese took this a bit too seriously. There's shop sites in chinese that sell "2012 ARK TICKETS" for like 99999.99 yen.
Stupid way to do a fake charity? Yes
Overpricing it to try and be more convincing? Totally
[url]http://item.taobao.com/auction/item_detail-0db2-1c727172ff87354c6075793f62555e0f.htm?cm_cat=0[/url] One of the "sellings"
[url]http://cgi.ebay.com.my/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150395855580[/url]
Some dumbass actually put one up for 10 grand.
[QUOTE] 2012 ARK TICKET- FIRST CLASS
Water, one gallon of water for drinking and sanitation
Food, at least a three-day supply of non-perishable food
Whistle to signal for help
Local maps of Tibet
Battery-powered or hand crank radio
Flashlight and extra batteries
Dust mask, to help filter contaminated air and plastic sheeting and duct tape to shelter-in-place.
First aid kit
Moist towelettes, garbage bags and plastic ties for personal sanitation
Wrench or pliers to turn off utilities
Can opener for food
Cell phone used in China with chargers
Prescription medications and glasses
Infant formula and diapers
Pet food and extra water for your pet
Important family documents such as copies of insurance policies, identification and bank account records in a waterproof, portable container
Cash or traveler's checks and change
Sleeping bag or warm blanket for each person.
Complete change of clothing including a long sleeved shirt, long pants and sturdy shoes.
Matches in a waterproof container
Feminine supplies and personal hygiene items
Books, games, puzzles or other activities for children
Remember this is a one way nonrefundable ticket, you must made your way to Lhasa to receive the full benefit of your ticket.
Don't forget leave your mobile phone number during checkout, otherwise you won't receive the text message for specific evacuation area on November 22,2012[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]2012 Ark Ticket
Buy now price: 10,000,000 yuan
Shipping: Seller pays shipping fees
Product description
Reservations for ark ticket for the year 2012 (blue; no other class available for the time being) are in full swing. Reserve now for a discounted price.
Ticket price: 1,000,000,000 euro. If you pay using some other currency, this will be calculated using an exchange rate set by our company.
This ticket is used for boarding the ark at the Cho Ming landing. Tickets for sale on Taobao for any other landing are all fake.
Disclaimers
1. Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable;
2. The ticket price is for the passenger's transit aboard the ark and does not include transportation to and from the landing or food, entertainment, communication, and any other expenses on board;
3. Children between the ages of 2 and 12 may purchase half-price tickets. Tickets for infants under the age of 2 are 10% of an adult fare, but they are not given a seat of their own. Each adult passenger can have no more than one accompanying infant ticket;
4. Tickets utilize matrix code technology that records identifying information specific to each passenger. Do not fold or smudge the code section of the ticket to ensure that the information is not lost.[/QUOTE]
This shit is JUST like Y2K, everyone is gonna go :byodood: and nothing will happen.
The government is probably in their offices laughing at what dumbasses people are, and they know it won't happen.
Why is it always the Chinese?
[QUOTE=Moby-;19759249]Why is it always the Chinese?[/QUOTE]
Because they need more money to manufacture more cheap rip off toys.
omg i need to buy me one right now so i can be on a awesome ship and be all like YEaaa and play titanic music
Damn I sure wish I had 10,000,000 yuan so I can save myself.
Regardless of what does or doesn't happen, the movie was based on predicted 2012 events, not the other way around, just in case you weren't aware of that little detail.
Fuck 2012. Nothing will happen.
The Chinese are getting to good at ripping people off.
i lol'd.
[QUOTE=phill977;19759238]The government is probably in their offices laughing at what dumbasses people are, and they know it won't happen.[/QUOTE]
Knowing the Chinese government, the scammers will be executed.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19759416]Knowing the Chinese government, the scammers will be executed.[/QUOTE]
As they should.
Why do they think its going to flood?
That's only $109,000 USD, and anyone in Japan with that much money isn't dumb enough to fall for this
2012 was a fucking terrible movie
Why would you spend money on this?
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;19760154]Why would you spend money on this?[/QUOTE]
To prove how stupid you are
Why can't people just stop believing the world will end in 2012?
[QUOTE=Lucinice;19760426]Why can't people just stop believing the world will end in 2012?[/QUOTE]
Because this is the planet Earth, and on this planet there are many humans. A majority of these humans are fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=Lucinice;19760426]Why can't people just stop believing the world will end in 2012?[/QUOTE]
Because what is else is there for them to believe in their magical sky creator anymore.
The world is ending because of a new conspiracy every few years now
Ecclesiastical Suicide.
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Dommit u brok mah automerg
oh wow, i mean just wow
the Chinese BELIEVE in this 2012 bullcrap?
[QUOTE=Moby-;19759249]Why is it always the Chinese?[/QUOTE]
Because the Chinese citizens are sheep.
[QUOTE=Resistance777;19760522]oh wow, i mean just wow
the Chinese BELIEVE in this 2012 bullcrap?[/QUOTE]
Yes all 1.3 billion of them.
Someone should buy one "Just to see what happens"
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;19760941]Someone should buy one "Just to see what happens"[/QUOTE]
Sounds like Monkey_123 or something
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;19761403]Sounds like Monkey_123 or something[/QUOTE]
HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^
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oh shit, it really says i payed 9999.00. Im so fucked
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im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email china and demand a refund
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;19760941]Someone should buy one "Just to see what happens"[/QUOTE]
HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^
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oh shit it says i really payed 10,000,000 yun. im so saved.
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im crying. we are gonna live. oh fuck oh fuck i gotta email god and demand a hault of the apoclypse.
Actually I was referencing the time when that one guy bought the 1 trillion dollar CD "Just to see what happens", But Monkey123 works too.
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