Every year my beloved aunt sends me a valentine's day card and a box of delicious malted milk balls. These tasty treats aren't your average Whoppers, they're from a place called Munson's chocolates. Simply delicious. But this year my tasty endeavor was crushed....by the fucking postal service.
I was just walking into my apartment bulding when I noticed a large, flat envelope in a plastic bag addressed to me. I pick it up and proceed to my apartment. I open the door, then examine the parcel. There is a note inside of the bag from the postal service apologizing for damaging my mail. I then open the large envelope to find another smaller envelope inside of it, and nothing else. I'm rather puzzled at this point. Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, as the small envelope seems to be fine, but the postal service is apologizing for damaging my mail. I open that envelope to find a valentine's day card from my aunt. I quickly send her a text message thanking her for the card, etc. and she replies "You are welcome...try not to eat all the malted milk balls @ 1 time!".
I've always had beefs with USPS, but this tops them all. How dare they deprive me of my delicious treat!
donut care
You should track down who did it and kill them.
Send them a complaint. They're absolutely required to reimburse you in monetary means or it's theft.
No one messes with someones balls and gets away with it, track them down and take theirs.
Not the malte balls!
[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20521465]Send them a complaint. They're absolutely required to reimburse you in monetary means or it's theft.[/QUOTE]
Yea and doctors are suppost to help you even if you can't pay, they will do a lazy job and prob. fuck you up worse, they treat you shittly or in my friends case they refused him service, this is the hospitle we have here, they also took his wallet.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;20521534]Yea and doctors are suppost to help you even if you can't pay, they will do a lazy job and prob. fuck you up worse, they treat you shittly or in my friends case they refused him service, this is the hospitle we have here, they also took his wallet.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck does this have to do with anything at all
[I]UPS![/I]
You know, like Oops, but UPS.
Like the postal service
Call the President of the United States.
He must know of this treachery.
Someone fucked with your balls?
Sue.
You must mean maltesers
[QUOTE=neos300;20522389]Sue.[/QUOTE]
Brenda.
Damn, I loved your balls.
sue them
Go to the post office, look for the worker with chocolate on his face.
Slice his throat.
I think your aunt sending you a valentines card should be your main concern.
Incest is wrong
[B]Mother [I][U]Fuckers.[/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=iggy650;20521655][I]UPS![/I]
You know, like Oops, but UPS.
Like the postal service[/QUOTE]
Except it was USPS not UPS. :downs:
[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20521465]Send them a complaint. They're absolutely required to reimburse you in monetary means or it's theft.[/QUOTE]
Er, not unless she paid for insurance on the package. I once sent 3 spyro games to someone and the package was mysteriously torn open and returned to me empty. :(
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;20521669]Call the President of the United States.
He must know of this treachery.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ChocObama.png[/img]
The postal service also makes sappy pop/electronic music
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXEq7WiINa4[/media]
tell your aunt they ate your malted balls and have her send it by UPS instead. or probably FedEx
Fuckin' fight those dweebs.
Look at them, they're weak:
[img]http://uhohdisco.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/postalservice.jpg[/img]
Also, I thought they were done after their first album?
You can play with your friends.
You can play with your balls.
But you can't play with
[I]your friend's balls.[/I]
owl city stole the postal service
I was listening to Erasure's, "Always", while reading the original post... Shit was awesome.
[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20521625]What the fuck does this have to do with anything at all[/QUOTE]
I was compairing what he said to what happens here, they are supposed to refund you but they won't or will take you to court about it, well same goes with doctors to an extent, they have to help you, but they will treat you like shit if you can't pay.
son of a [b]motherfucking bitch[/b] those cocksuckers picked with the wrong motherfucker.
March straight up to their pussy teaparty house and punch all of them in the fucking face.
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